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This is Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1

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We're with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg
about to play the playground insults game.

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They're now sitting opposite one another;

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I would like you to take it in turns to

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throw insults at each other; if one of you

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laughs, you're out the game - no pressure.

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Who wants to start? Does anyone have a

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decent insult knocking 'round their head?

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(Mark) I'll start.

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(Will) Aw, this one's huge...

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(Scott) Okay, Mark's going to start.

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We're going to step out of the way now.

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Okay, here we go.
(Presenter) Good luck gentlemen.

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(Scott) Stare each other out.

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(Will) Mark, to serve.

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(Mark) I'm getting ready.

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(Mark) You're not a nice person.

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You smell like baby barf.

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(Presenters giggle)

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(Mark) Your hair looks like a Brillo pad
that I wanna scrub my sack with.

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You wish you could... scrub your sack,

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with my Brillo head if you had a sack,

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you sackless bitch.

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Can I say that?

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(Presenter) I think that one's on the line.

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(Mark) You already did. Twerp.

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(Mark laughs)

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(Presenter) Okay, compose.

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(Mark) Yeah. (Mark breathes in slowly)

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You're a wonderfully looking human being.

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(Presenter) He's being sarcastic.

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You're a terrible actor.

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In your movies, I can see you, 
in your coverage,

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mouthing the line of the other actor,

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silently to yourself.

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Your blue eyes make my brown eyes brown.

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Again I think he's being sarcastic.

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(Will) Your momma... raised you well.

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You are a poor man's Mike Myers.

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(Commentators laugh, gasp)

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Your last movie... really was...
underwhelming.

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(Mark) Jack Black will kick your ass.

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You got a great ass,
for a guy from Boston.

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Can I go again?

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You can go again

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if you've got it in you

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If I was on a desert island, and I had a

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choice between eating a Wahl-burger and a

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(Mark loses it)

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a raw dead fish, I would
eat the dead fish.

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Your Anchorman mustache was
made... from...

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Howard's pubic hair.

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(Will) Oh, your friend Howard?

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(Mark) Mhm.

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(Will) You're so old, when you were a kid

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rainbows were black and white.

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(Presenters giggling)

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Hmm, that doesn't sound very original.

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Ben Stiller... said every time
he did a joke,

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you wanted a new take, because he was

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funnier than you.

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(Mark) I thought he was gonna jump on me.

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New Kids on the Block just called, and

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they talked to Ace, and they wanted you as

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a backup dancer but they chose Ace.

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(Presenters, Mark, laughing)

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(Scott) Alright, well, that's definite

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laughter from Mark there, so Will Ferrell

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wins the playground insults game today with

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the low-blow about a nineties boy band.

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Mark and Will, thank you so much for

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playing the insults game, it was pretty

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tense at times, but I very much enjoyed it.

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(Will) That... it's much more difficult

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than you think. (Mark) It was my favourite
thing ever.