(Music)
In the Marmalade forest.
(Bret) -forest..
Between the make believe trees.
In a cottage cheese cottage.
Lives Albi...
Albi...
Albi... Albi...Albi, the racist dragon.
Part 6: ...and so all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, very scary cave..
..and it was so cold and so scary in there, that Abli began to cry..
...dragon tears...
which as we all know, turn into jelly beans.
Anyway..
..at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail
and he turned around
and who should that tiny hand belong to, but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
(Deep voice) "What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday,"
grumbled Albi quite racistly.
(Albanian boy, high pitch) "No Albi you didn't kill me with you dragon flames,"
"I crawled to safety, but you did leave me very badly disfigured..."
...laughed the boy.
(Albanian boy) "Why are you crying so?"
(Albi) "I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into the scary cave."
"I think it's because I'm so racist.."
"..get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty..."
(Albanian boy) "No Albi it's not because of your racism that they chased you here,"
"they chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this."
"They just don't like you and I...because, well, because we're different to them."
(Laughter, followed by silence)
And that made Albi cry a single tear which turned into a jelly bean, all the colors of the rainbow
(Magical Guitar Sound)
and suddenly he wasn't racist anymore.
(Singing) So they sat in the cave
Bret-The cave
and ate bubblegum pie
(both) YUM!
Albi the racist...
well not anymore...
Dragon...
Thank you.
That's the song that we used to stop racism in New Zealand.
Because remember it used to be really racist
before we started singing that.
It's better now...