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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (ragtime music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.18,0:00:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.75,0:00:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Katie) Today, you're gonna be \Nplaying a video game...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.38,0:00:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.53,0:00:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Katie) But it's gonna be \Na little different.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.60,0:00:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I can tell so far 'cause\NI'm standing instead of sitting.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.77,0:00:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what video game\NI will be playing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.82,0:00:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with nothing in front of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.27,0:00:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Katie) This is an HTC Vive,\Na virtual reality gaming headset.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.32,0:00:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh man, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.80,0:00:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, these headsets are so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.53,0:00:39.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've never, ever done it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.63,0:00:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been watching every Markiplier video \Nthat involved this though.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.55,0:00:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They make me laugh so hard. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.27,0:00:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think it's just the Oculus Rift\Nthat I've heard about.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.81,0:00:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not this one, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.70,0:00:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've gone to Best Buy and they have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.28,0:00:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can try it out, so I've done that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.80,0:00:52.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It actually seems like \Nyou're in another world.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.17,0:00:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Katie) Today, we're gonna \Nhave you try it out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.29,0:00:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and play a game called Job Simulator.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.11,0:00:57.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For this episode, we're gonna\Nhave you working as a chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.37,0:00:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Job Simulator?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.80,0:01:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never even had \Na real job in my life yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.47,0:01:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I haven't stepped into\Na virtual reality world yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.74,0:01:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is gonna be my first day,\Nso I'm hella excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.38,0:01:07.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Hello, human.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.49,0:01:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an accurate simulation of \N(deep voice) Gourmet Chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.63,0:01:12.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My god! This is an actual kitchen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.81,0:01:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.62,0:01:16.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm in a teeny, little kitchen.\NThis is so cute! I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Pull paper when ready."\NOh! Order up.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.04,0:01:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) We'll start \Nby making some breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.99,0:01:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn on the grill and let's get fryin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.51,0:01:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Breakfast grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.89,0:01:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I step forward?\N- (Katie) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, this is so weird!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.65,0:01:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And then click?\N- (Katie) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.41,0:01:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, grab it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.16,0:01:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh wait.\N(grill beeps)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.67,0:01:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.60,0:01:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I need to get bacon and eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.59,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I see bacon and eggs,\Nso is it in here, maybe?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh, eggs. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.86,0:01:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here, eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.17,0:01:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(egg sizzles)\N- (anxiously) Ooh! Ooh! Ooh. Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.34,0:01:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aah! It's on the floor. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.07,0:01:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's pretty done, \Nso I'm gonna take it off now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.92,0:01:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it on the plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.08,0:02:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.60,0:02:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bacon!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.61,0:02:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squealing) This is weird!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.26,0:02:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like I'm actually \Nreaching in and grabbing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.63,0:02:09.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bacon sizzles)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.26,0:02:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my gosh!\N(soft beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.24,0:02:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, get it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.38,0:02:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Now put \Nyour creations on the plate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.86,0:02:17.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can ring the bell \Nto send it out to the restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.17,0:02:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.\N(rings bell)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.27,0:02:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rings bell)\N- How cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.40,0:02:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ringing bell)\N- Wooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.86,0:02:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel excited, but I'm kind of scared
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.43,0:02:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I don't want\Nto give anyone food poisoning
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.96,0:02:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have my restaurant get shut down.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.78,0:02:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right. Let's see, what do we got?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.44,0:02:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) The smoothie is one\Nof the most efficient forms of human food.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.20,0:02:38.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Simply take some \Nof your inefficient solid food
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.69,0:02:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put it through the blender.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.03,0:02:42.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.04,0:02:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Next, turn it to blender.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.33,0:02:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh! How futuristic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.75,0:02:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Blend.\N(whirring noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.77,0:02:52.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaaaaat the-- that's so trippy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.96,0:02:54.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we can just throw \Nwhatever we want in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.100,0:02:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here's some fruits behind me.\NFresh fruit is best.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.57,0:03:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which fruits do I want?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.37,0:03:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lemon... and then...\NI'm gonna put in a lime
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.99,0:03:09.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a tropical feel.\N(glass clinks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.27,0:03:12.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're getting a carrot smoothie\Nwhether you like it or not, mister.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.78,0:03:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd better enjoy it too\N'cause I don't work for free.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.32,0:03:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't think anyone\Nwould wanna eat this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.28,0:03:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.41,0:03:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blades whir)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.91,0:03:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) Okay, so just throw \Nrandom things in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.78,0:03:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, let's throw this flower pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.05,0:03:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass clinks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.79,0:03:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I want the whole thing too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.20,0:03:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass clinks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.41,0:03:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel so bad for the person drinking this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.62,0:03:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm just gonna pick the cheese \Nthat's on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.41,0:03:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(amused laughter)\N(glass clinks)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.49,0:03:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, tomatoes, mushrooms.\NIt's gonna be a good smoothie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.28,0:03:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blades whir)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.53,0:03:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Looks good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.56,0:03:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pour it out into a cup\Nand then we can serve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.84,0:03:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right, one more.\N(blades whir)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.90,0:03:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.38,0:03:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That looks like the most\Ndisgusting thing a human will ever eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.48,0:04:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.23,0:04:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah!\N(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.48,0:04:03.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ding. Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.59,0:04:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.48,0:04:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell rings)\NThis is so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.92,0:04:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.05,0:04:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(robotic voice) What next? \NI'm ready. (giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.08,0:04:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)\NOkay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.100,0:04:15.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Let's try making some soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.47,0:04:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, there \Nare several different kinds we can make,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.59,0:04:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they all start with putting\Nsome water in the pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.88,0:04:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is gonna be fun.\NI like making stew and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.25,0:04:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Soup coming right up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.39,0:04:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I have to get water in here somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.37,0:04:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How am I supposed to-- oh.\NOh, use a cup.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.32,0:04:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I use this water?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.39,0:04:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)\NHa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.34,0:04:33.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.99,0:04:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now throw in whatever kind\Nof ingredients you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.32,0:04:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatever kind of ingredients I want?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.93,0:04:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Put anything in the pot."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.20,0:04:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what I like about this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.30,0:04:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can literally put anything\Nin the pot and it'll work,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.28,0:04:46.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like my broken pieces \Nof wine glass over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.85,0:04:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause, you know, \Nanyone uses all that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.66,0:04:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Not cold."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.45,0:04:53.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we have a warm thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.83,0:04:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's just a pantry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.01,0:04:56.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get avocado.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.62,0:04:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, those are wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.01,0:04:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.25,0:05:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get some spicy stuff\Nin here. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.76,0:05:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Potato.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.12,0:05:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's soup-like.\NAnd probably some corn.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.34,0:05:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know what\Nthis is, so it's going in.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.73,0:05:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a brown blob.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.72,0:05:18.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pretzels, and that looks like bacon,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.85,0:05:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I think that's probably good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.81,0:05:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe a flower too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.94,0:05:27.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's how you make good soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.57,0:05:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just beat the crap out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.87,0:05:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.66,0:05:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avocado, avocado, and potato soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.62,0:05:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.94,0:05:42.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It made the soup in the pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.83,0:05:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It says "potato, corn, and flower soup."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.22,0:05:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Lava pocket, lime and cheese soup."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.24,0:05:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My specialty.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.15,0:05:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How do you pull out a can out of a pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.66,0:05:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was hot water in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.23,0:05:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That makes no sense, but okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.54,0:06:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.56,0:06:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Just like mom-bot used to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.87,0:06:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Mom-bot?" (giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.90,0:06:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, next order.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.76,0:06:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Next, create\Na vertical arrangement of organic elements.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.91,0:06:12.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Humans refer to this as "a sandwich."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.41,0:06:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's the easy go-to right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.64,0:06:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wake up at three in the morning,\Nyou don't want to make anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.07,0:06:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just go make a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.16,0:06:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.16,0:06:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna use the sandwich setting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.80,0:06:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! And I have a sandwich stacker\Nright here, ready to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.06,0:06:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Sandwich stacking times four."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.39,0:06:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, well, first we need \Nthe bread on the bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.72,0:06:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cookies on the sandwich \Nwould be a good move.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.98,0:06:37.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.72,0:06:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hot Pocket?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.84,0:06:40.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a Hot Pocket sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.65,0:06:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mooshroom. Mooshroom!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.93,0:06:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm just gonna make a BLT.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.71,0:06:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we, like, have any lettuce.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.27,0:06:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which we don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.54,0:06:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, a lime! Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.55,0:06:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a BLT technically. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.53,0:06:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, and then the olive.\N(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.40,0:06:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.66,0:07:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is this abomination?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.83,0:07:02.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) I'm trying \Nto cut down on gluten,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.76,0:07:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that looks pretty sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.82,0:07:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That looks disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.52,0:07:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what \Nyou're talking about, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.78,0:07:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four pieces of bread.\NI would never serve this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.36,0:07:11.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here's my cute little sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.22,0:07:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is a robot cutting down on gluten?\NIs that even a thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.66,0:07:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.72,0:07:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sandwich is, like, a million feet tall.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.65,0:07:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Five star meal coming right up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.20,0:07:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Next one!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.83,0:07:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, I think after this game,\NI think I might make a career change
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.51,0:07:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I'm such an impressive chef.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.90,0:07:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, this French guy.\N- (critic bot) Bonjour!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.09,0:07:36.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today, I've brought you \Na very rare steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.22,0:07:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a 1984 vintage, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.00,0:07:42.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ooh, a vintage steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.67,0:07:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.57,0:07:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's a food-- oh, he's a food critic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.94,0:07:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sucks air through teeth)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.68,0:07:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I have to do this good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.14,0:07:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's disgusting!\NThere's mold on this meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.68,0:07:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shake off the-- ugh!\NThat's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.49,0:07:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So my steak is on my grill.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.91,0:08:00.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(steak sizzles)\NTurn it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.35,0:08:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ew, that looks really gross.\NIt's covered in mold.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.98,0:08:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (critic bot) Do continue.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.06,0:08:06.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do wish for it to be well-done.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.15,0:08:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well-done? Got it.\N(steak sizzles)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.08,0:08:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)\NOh! I burnt it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.96,0:08:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa, this is like--\N(munching noise)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.39,0:08:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! (laughing)\NI just ate a steak. My bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.07,0:08:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (critic bot) ... well-done.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.36,0:08:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you would be so kind as to pair it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.51,0:08:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with your finest vintage grape juice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.32,0:08:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (with accent) "Grape juice."\NI like how he said that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.73,0:08:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, this is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.92,0:08:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cork squeaks)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.06,0:08:33.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't just pour it.\NI have to take it off somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.12,0:08:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grunting)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.15,0:08:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cork pops)\NYeah! Ah-ha-ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.24,0:08:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cork pops)\N- Whoa! Ha, oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.13,0:08:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(wine pours)\N(gentle beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.80,0:08:49.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (critic bot) Très bien! Très bien!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.61,0:08:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please have it delivered\Nout to the restaurant at once.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.12,0:08:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Whoa, whoa, wait a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.28,0:08:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before you plate that...\N- "Before I plate it" what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.61,0:08:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) ... most famed \Nmeat aficionado meat bot?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.39,0:09:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was meat bot?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.72,0:09:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) We'd better make sure \Nour service is exceptional.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.01,0:09:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.66,0:09:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) Better slip this\Non the plate too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.22,0:09:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? It asked me to bribe someone?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.92,0:09:10.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?\NThat is unacceptable.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.83,0:09:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We're bribing a food critic right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.01,0:09:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my goodness.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.01,0:09:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Here's the fine grape juice.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.03,0:09:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chef!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.44,0:09:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ding, go get me some good reviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.03,0:09:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little steak.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.94,0:09:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.96,0:09:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I making?\N(scoffs) Who's this lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.20,0:09:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) Psst! Hey, human!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.24,0:09:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you help me out here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.80,0:09:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am trying to propose \Nto my romantic partner.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.12,0:09:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aww!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.92,0:09:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) I want it to be a surprise.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.26,0:09:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you hide this ring \Ninside a sandwich or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.29,0:09:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Um, yeah, I can do that,\Nbut that's a really bad idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.06,0:09:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, if anyone ever tries\Nto propose to me that way, don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.78,0:09:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do it 'cause I will just eat\Nthe food and I'll eat the ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.02,0:09:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's gonna eat it, but okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.32,0:09:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go to my sandwich maker.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.73,0:09:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What else does he want on there?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.12,0:10:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does he want an egg?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.43,0:10:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, whatever man.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.86,0:10:03.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's his choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.71,0:10:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this egg \Nthat I've already cracked.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.74,0:10:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn this up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.68,0:10:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(egg sizzles)\NPut that there.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.43,0:10:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It sucks to be you.\NYou get a nasty raw egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.90,0:10:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And ring.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.48,0:10:16.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then uncooked meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.41,0:10:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olive... go.\N(bell rings)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.87,0:10:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(bell rings)\N- Bon appetit! That looks bomb.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.46,0:10:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Voilà!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.25,0:10:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) Oh, that's great!\N- Yeah, you're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.88,0:10:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) One more thing, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.88,0:10:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to have some romantic music\Nplaying while I do it,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.45,0:10:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I forgot to burn this disc.\NCould you burn it for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.56,0:10:33.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) To show affection \Nfor one another,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.37,0:10:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humans of the past would burn music
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.06,0:10:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,onto primitive storage devices call discs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.80,0:10:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The details of...\N- Is this, like, 1990?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.48,0:10:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (robot) The details \Nof the burning procedure
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.82,0:10:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have largely been lost to history,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.62,0:10:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but must have had \Nsomething to do with heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.95,0:10:53.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, I guess I'm burning your CD.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.01,0:10:53.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.33,0:10:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're putting a CD in a toaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.39,0:11:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So now I gotta put a CD in a toaster
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.34,0:11:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause, you know, that's \Nwhat humans used to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.22,0:11:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We used to just put CDs\Nin toasters 'cause, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.40,0:11:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're just like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.86,0:11:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Merica!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.18,0:11:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Burning a CD.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.68,0:11:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(toaster malfunctions)\N- Oh, and now it's on fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.97,0:11:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah-hah. Fire mix tape.\N- (nerdy robot) Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.51,0:11:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure you load the disc\Ninto the boom box
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.40,0:11:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hit play before you send out...\N- "Romantic Tunez."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.20,0:11:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.81,0:11:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gentle beeping)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.55,0:11:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cute, cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.21,0:11:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did I just press play?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.69,0:11:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (cheesy music plays) ♪\NThere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.90,0:11:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right.\N(bell ringing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.25,0:11:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- These tunes are not romantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.38,0:11:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.92,0:11:40.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hope they say yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.25,0:11:42.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (lady robot) My sandwich \Nfeels much heavier than usual!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.87,0:11:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) Well, that's interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.27,0:11:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if there's \Nsomething different inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.57,0:11:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (lady robot) What do you mean?\N- Woo!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.59,0:11:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(lady robot gasps)\N- Do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.82,0:11:53.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (lady robot) What's this?\N- That's cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.96,0:11:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) I emotion you.\N- "Emotion."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.63,0:11:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) ... enter \Na legally binding partnership with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.92,0:12:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (lady robot) Oh, of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.25,0:12:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the happiest bot in the world.\N- Aww.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.66,0:12:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (nerdy robot) Oh, wow!\NThe answer was affirmative!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.98,0:12:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer was affirmative!\N- "Affirmative." Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.23,0:12:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The answer was affirmative! (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.05,0:12:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.15,0:12:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Woo! I just got two people married.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.90,0:12:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's stop that disgusting music.\NThat music was horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.12,0:12:20.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (Katie) That's it for today.\N- Aww.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.29,0:12:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am buying that immediately,\Nas soon as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.40,0:12:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the best thing \NI've done in so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.18,0:12:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I felt like I was there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.48,0:12:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I forgot I was in this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.83,0:12:30.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That was one of the most fun\Nand creative games
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.52,0:12:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've ever played in my life
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.43,0:12:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause it's like literally \Nthe guys gave you the menu,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.44,0:12:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you were allowed to put \Nwhatever you wanted into that thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.85,0:12:37.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it kind of gave you \Nthat freedom to work with.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.47,0:12:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Virtual reality gaming \Nis just a whole new step
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.64,0:12:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into what technology is gonna become
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.59,0:12:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I think that that's the coolest thing\Nto be a part of right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.70,0:12:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks for watching this episode \Nof gaming on the React channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.28,0:12:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Want more gaming episodes?\NThen hit that Like button.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.47,0:12:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What games are you playing on VR?\NLet us know in the comments.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.28,0:12:55.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Subscribe so you can watch us \Ntry to make work fun again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.77,0:12:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.36,0:12:58.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm off to try some\Nof those nasty recipes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.49,0:13:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (old-school video game music) ♪