Iwisa meet Caesar
he's a commander
who thinks he can dance with
Conan of the Savanna
but when I go hand to hand with you
I go hammer
knock off his dome
wrap it up in his own banner
send it back to Rome
with a message from the Zulu
if you battle Shaka
this will happen to you
if you cross that equator
you'll head straight into a massacre
and get fucked by more than
just Cleopatra in Africa
You talk a lot of shit
for a man wearing a diaper
I heard you had poison spit
where was it in this cypher?
cause all I hear is threats
from a brute with no discipline
and I'm ruling over you
like a boot full of my citizens
you should take your cow skin shield
and hide under it
you're fucking with the most triumphant
third of the triumvirate
I'm first of the empire
and last of the republicans
and hunting you accompanied
by legions of my countrymen
ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker
Doc J dunk on you like
Boom Shakalaka
so don't go rattling your sticks at me
if I wanted to shake spears
I'd waggle my biography
Right I've heard of your play
tell me how does it end?
oh yes
you get stabbed many times by your friends
so whatcha gonna do
with your Roman swords
when the lines of your legions
get gored by the horns of the
Zulu
warriors!
trained on thorns
to dismember any emperor's
pasty white hoards
I got the strength of a lion
and the speed of a cheetah
and everyone knows
you're just a chicken Caesar
Oooh can I be a hyena?
cause I'm going to laugh
I'll pave roads with the bones
of your goat-herding ass
first my front lines will drop back
and spank you in the chest
then I'll decimate your horns
you can't outflank the best
let your reserves come at me
my ballista's cocked and ready
when I take aim
I always keep my whole crew steady
because there's no use in
murdering you and your heathen
you can grow my wheat for me
after you're beaten
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide