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Iwisa meet Caesar

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he's a commander

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who thinks he can dance with

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Conan of the Savanna

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but when I go hand to hand with you

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I go hammer

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knock off his dome

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wrap it up in his own banner

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send it back to Rome

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with a message from the Zulu

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if you battle Shaka

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this will happen to you

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if you cross that equator

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you'll head straight into a massacre

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and get fucked by more than

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just Cleopatra in Africa

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You talk a lot of shit

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for a man wearing a diaper

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I heard you had poison spit

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where was it in this cypher?

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cause all I hear is threats

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from a brute with no discipline

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and I'm ruling over you

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like a boot full of my citizens

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you should take your cow skin shield

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and hide under it

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you're fucking with the most triumphant

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third of the triumvirate

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I'm first of the empire

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and last of the republicans

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and hunting you accompanied

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by legions of my countrymen

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ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker

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Doc J dunk on you like

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Boom Shakalaka

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so don't go rattling your sticks at me

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if I wanted to shake spears

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I'd waggle my biography

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Right I've heard of your play

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tell me how does it end?

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oh yes

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you get stabbed many times by your friends

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so whatcha gonna do

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with your Roman swords

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when the lines of your legions

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get gored by the horns of the

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Zulu

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warriors!

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trained on thorns

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to dismember any emperor's

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pasty white hoards

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I got the strength of a lion

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and the speed of a cheetah

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and everyone knows

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you're just a chicken Caesar

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Oooh can I be a hyena?

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cause I'm going to laugh

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I'll pave roads with the bones

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of your goat-herding ass

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first my front lines will drop back

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and spank you in the chest

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then I'll decimate your horns

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you can't outflank the best

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let your reserves come at me

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my ballista's cocked and ready

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when I take aim

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I always keep my whole crew steady

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because there's no use in

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murdering you and your heathen

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you can grow my wheat for me

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after you're beaten

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide