0:00:12.167,0:00:13.527 I know what you're thinking. 0:00:13.527,0:00:15.196 This looks bad. 0:00:15.196,0:00:16.052 But I assure you, 0:00:16.052,0:00:19.655 I have everything under contr-UGH! 0:00:19.655,0:00:21.780 Okay, maybe not. 0:00:21.780,0:00:24.747 Ugh, such a dirty shoe. 0:00:24.747,0:00:26.497 First things first. 0:00:26.497,0:00:28.151 I'm not your average teenager. 0:00:28.151,0:00:30.353 I never get to grow up with a family with bikes and candy. 0:00:30.353,0:00:33.114 My family was an international network of killers. 0:00:33.114,0:00:35.073 I bike with a Falcon Recon 23X, 0:00:35.073,0:00:37.427 and the closest thing I ever got to candy was... 0:00:37.427,0:00:38.519 Well, I did get a lolipop once 0:00:38.519,0:00:40.238 but that's not the point! 0:00:40.238,0:00:43.156 As long as I remember, I've been trained to become an A.S.S., 0:00:43.156,0:00:45.102 an Agent of Secret Stuff. 0:00:45.102,0:00:50.445 For 17 years I trained alongside with one of the cruelest, boldest, most heartless killer of all the A.S.S.es, 0:00:50.445,0:00:51.528 Tracy. 0:00:51.528,0:00:53.509 - It's a man's name...! 0:00:53.509,0:00:55.199 3 months ago, on the final day of my training, 0:00:55.199,0:00:57.841 Tracy brought me in front of a panel, 0:00:57.841,0:00:59.346 the highest ranked A.S.S.es. 0:00:59.346,0:01:02.346 I'm talking top quality A.S.S. 0:01:02.346,0:01:08.105 - Aden, for the past 17 years you have been like a son to me. 0:01:08.105,0:01:11.271 We've been on missions around the world, 0:01:11.271,0:01:17.813 prevented various global disasters and saved countless lives. 0:01:17.813,0:01:22.268 And now, it's time for you to become an official Agent of Secret Stuff. 0:01:24.114,0:01:29.036 But, before I give you your Honorary Operative License Entitlement, 0:01:29.036,0:01:31.742 your H.O.L.E., 0:01:31.742,0:01:36.961 you have one more assignment you must complete. 0:01:36.961,0:01:41.069 - But... Sir! With all due respect, I devoted my life to training. 0:01:41.069,0:01:43.238 - You will follow orders! 0:01:43.238,0:01:47.126 - But... But why?! I already did all the hard stuff! 0:01:47.126,0:01:50.137 - We are A.S.S.es! 0:01:50.137,0:01:53.489 We do not complain when things get too hard. 0:01:53.489,0:01:57.212 We push on through, and we take it. 0:01:57.212,0:01:58.480 - But you said... 0:01:58.480,0:02:00.461 - Enough! 0:02:00.461,0:02:05.027 Please, tell Aden his assignment. 0:02:05.458,0:02:13.079 - Aden, we need you for a special assignment that only you can execute! 0:02:13.079,0:02:19.146 The Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff, a.k.a. the S.I.N.S., 0:02:19.146,0:02:23.349 they have been our mortal enemies for decades. 0:02:23.349,0:02:27.999 And now, they have found a new target, 0:02:27.999,0:02:32.580 Taylor Rentrol, a high school senior. 0:02:32.595,0:02:36.061 We need an agent on the inside. 0:02:36.061,0:02:40.773 We believe that the S.I.N.S. have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own! 0:02:40.773,0:02:48.390 Your mission is to pose as a high school student and protect Taylor from impending threats! 0:02:48.390,0:02:50.821 - But... why are they after Taylor? 0:02:50.821,0:02:53.964 - That will be revealed at a later time, 0:02:53.964,0:02:56.631 in like, 30 minutes? 0:02:56.631,0:03:00.214 We have already made preparations for your enrollment. 0:03:00.214,0:03:04.297 A spot has been made available in all of Taylor's classes. 0:03:04.297,0:03:07.630 She must not know that she is in danger! 0:03:07.630,0:03:09.792 This is a new world for you! 0:03:09.792,0:03:17.294 High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across! 0:03:17.294,0:03:21.583 You must operate cautiously. 0:03:21.583,0:03:25.115 - I will not fail. 0:03:25.453,0:03:27.105 - Cool, peace out. 0:03:27.352,0:03:29.639 - Oh yea, come here. 0:03:29.639,0:03:34.183 Guys, I need your attention just for one second. 0:03:34.183,0:03:35.995 Hey! 0:03:35.995,0:03:39.427 Shut up. We have a new student. 0:03:39.427,0:03:43.678 His name is um... Jose McDonald. 0:03:43.678,0:03:46.261 Yea, obviously. 0:03:46.261,0:03:49.927 Why don't you say Hi, Jose. 0:03:49.927,0:03:51.599 Right on man, you're gonna fit in perfectly. 0:03:51.630,0:03:54.409 Why don't you take a seat in front of Bieber there? 0:03:54.409,0:03:58.577 You guys open up your Visions book to Chapter 14. 0:04:17.254,0:04:21.240 - Hey, I'm Taylor, Can I help you with something? 0:04:21.240,0:04:27.141 - Ho-lah, I'm "Joezy". 0:04:27.141,0:04:29.454 - Isn't it pronounced as "Jose"? 0:04:29.454,0:04:31.316 - Is that what you want it to be? 0:04:31.316,0:04:33.342 So it's gonna be like our code word for "danger"? 0:04:33.342,0:04:34.801 - What are you talking about?... 0:04:34.801,0:04:38.298 - You know, I'll be "Hose A", you'll be "Hose B". 0:04:38.298,0:04:39.936 - Are you okay? 0:04:39.936,0:04:41.744 - Taylor, zip it up and shut your face hole. 0:04:41.744,0:04:44.690 These kids are trying to learn. 0:04:45.306,0:04:47.129 - Thanks a lot. 0:04:47.190,0:04:48.752 - You're welcome. 0:04:53.932,0:04:56.086 - Hey Taylor, can I borrow your pencil sharpener? 0:04:56.086,0:04:58.914 - Yea sure, Melvin. 0:05:01.222,0:05:04.437 Suspect will require a pencil sharpening tool to convert the writing stick into a weapon. 0:05:04.437,0:05:07.270 By inserting the yellow thing into the green thing, the dull thing will turn into a sharp thing. 0:05:07.270,0:05:10.428 He will then proceed to jump behind his target while she is pre-occupied, 0:05:10.428,0:05:14.361 and apply a fatal impending weapon into her jugular artery! 0:05:15.915,0:05:17.555 - There you go. 0:05:17.862,0:05:19.550 - Give the sharpener back. 0:05:19.550,0:05:21.381 - What's your problem? 0:05:21.381,0:05:24.727 - What do you take me for, a fresh--man? 0:05:24.727,0:05:25.855 Give the sharpener back. 0:05:25.855,0:05:28.186 - Jose, what are you doing? 0:05:28.186,0:05:30.722 - Fine, Jeez. 0:05:33.091,0:05:35.459 - What was that all about Jose? 0:05:35.459,0:05:40.130 - Don't worry, I got you. "Hose B". 0:05:59.023,0:06:00.735 - Alright, class, that's it. 0:06:00.735,0:06:04.652 Remember, Chapter 15! Read it... or not, it's your future. 0:06:04.652,0:06:08.237 Oh by the way, pop quiz next week! You guys know the drill. 0:06:09.252,0:06:13.289 Oh, Taylor, I'll need to speak with you after class, if you have a moment. 0:06:14.105,0:06:17.767 Good work today, guys. I was kidding. 0:06:17.767,0:06:20.803 Remember these days, kids. You will miss them. 0:06:20.803,0:06:22.827 See you tomorrow! 0:06:22.827,0:06:27.518 Hey, Taylor, I want to talk to you about the... the homecoming dance. 0:06:27.518,0:06:30.769 I know it is kinda a thing that you are planning with the student council. 0:06:30.769,0:06:34.656 But we do have a lot of volunteering that is coming up, you know, 0:06:34.656,0:06:36.249 make sure you still have time to do that. 0:06:36.249,0:06:37.956 - No, definitely, it should be fine. 0:06:37.956,0:06:39.731 We are almost done planning. 0:06:39.731,0:06:44.180 - Okay alright, I trust you. You're not like the other bastards in this class. 0:06:44.180,0:06:45.362 You're the good one. 0:06:45.362,0:06:46.905 - Thanks, I appreciate it. Is that it? 0:06:46.905,0:06:49.282 - Alright I'll see you later. - Bye. 0:06:56.682,0:06:59.654 - Don't you ever do that again. 0:06:59.654,0:07:01.532 - Excuse me? 0:07:01.532,0:07:03.343 - I said, don't you ever do that again. 0:07:03.343,0:07:05.432 Keeping Taylor in the room alone is not safe. 0:07:05.432,0:07:08.260 - Oh yea, I forgot, you are right. 0:07:08.260,0:07:12.674 I didn't know what I was thinking otherwise I'll be... Who the hell are you? 0:07:12.674,0:07:15.160 - Well, I am the new kid, remember? 0:07:15.160,0:07:16.642 You just introduced me. 0:07:16.642,0:07:18.648 - Get the hell out of my class! 0:07:18.648,0:07:21.436 - I am glad that we had this talk. 0:07:39.313,0:07:40.779 - Hey there, son. 0:07:40.779,0:07:42.181 I am glad I found you. 0:07:42.181,0:07:44.991 I hope you enjoyed your first day of school so far. 0:07:44.991,0:07:47.399 I just wanted to give you your new locker assignment. 0:07:47.399,0:07:52.488 Actually, you are quite lucky, a new one just opened up the other day. 0:07:59.642,0:08:02.584 - Oh, hey! 0:08:02.584,0:08:05.478 Wow, your locker is next to mine. 0:08:05.478,0:08:07.368 I wonder where Billy went. 0:08:07.368,0:08:10.693 - Yea, strange huh, Ha ha ha ha... 0:08:11.908,0:08:14.568 - Well if we gonna see each other this much, 0:08:14.568,0:08:16.777 why don't we just start over? 0:08:16.777,0:08:20.878 Hi, Jose, I'm Taylor. Nice to meet you. 0:08:21.524,0:08:24.876 - Nice to meet you too. 0:08:24.876,0:08:27.041 - It's called a handshake, Jose. 0:08:27.041,0:08:30.808 You're so silly, it's like you've never made a friend before. 0:08:30.808,0:08:34.067 - "You will follow orders!" - "Ahhh..." 0:08:34.067,0:08:35.101 - Hey Taylor! 0:08:35.101,0:08:37.345 - Oh hey, what's up, how are you? 0:08:37.345,0:08:38.816 - I'm good. Did you finish that paper in English? 0:08:38.816,0:08:42.145 - No, not yet, it is due soon? In two days... 0:08:43.099,0:08:49.330 Suspect from across the hall examines his target, his eyes indicate he is aiming for the most exposed and vital area, her chest. 0:08:49.428,0:08:57.513 Only 3 steps away from pumping her with barrages of bullet punches straight to her ribcages that will no doubt stop her heart forever for life! 0:08:59.559,0:09:01.522 - What are you looking at?! 0:09:01.522,0:09:02.540 - Bye Jose! 0:09:02.540,0:09:03.411 - Bye! 0:09:03.411,0:09:06.990 - I said, what were you looking at? 0:09:06.990,0:09:12.214 - Chill out, Man, I'm just checking out Taylor's rack, she is looking especially hot today. 0:09:12.214,0:09:14.223 - Her rack? 0:09:14.223,0:09:16.141 - Yea, man, her knockers. 0:09:16.141,0:09:17.880 - So you were trying to knock her! 0:09:17.880,0:09:20.281 - No, man, I am talking about her boobs! 0:09:20.281,0:09:22.237 - You know, these things? 0:09:22.237,0:09:26.896 - Oh, okay then, as long as you were not looking at that ribcage. 0:09:26.896,0:09:31.220 You stay the hell away from that ribcage! 0:09:35.620,0:09:37.221 - Bryson! New guy! 0:09:37.283,0:09:39.036 - I'm gonna destroy you! 0:09:39.036,0:09:43.742 Your face is gonna be so ugly when I am done with your face, cause... it's kinda handsome right now. 0:09:43.742,0:09:49.025 Ah.....! 0:09:49.164,0:09:52.907 - I wasn't ready! I want a rematch! 0:09:56.461,0:10:00.846 Target is greatly outnumbered by opposition, each of them possesses some sort of netted-stick weapon. 0:10:00.846,0:10:05.898 Surrounded and unaware, she is vulnerable to attacks from all directions! 0:10:23.360,0:10:27.074 - Jose? Where did you come from? 0:10:27.074,0:10:28.887 - You almost took a shuttlecock to the face. 0:10:28.887,0:10:30.233 - But how did you...? 0:10:30.233,0:10:32.886 - What are you doing?! Come on! Let me go! 0:10:32.886,0:10:36.254 How did I even get here?! Let me go! Come on! 0:10:36.254,0:10:39.614 - How did you do that? 0:10:40.061,0:10:43.964 - He's like... incredibly fast and strong. 0:10:43.964,0:10:49.301 - He's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong. 0:10:49.301,0:10:54.828 - I know, right? He's like a... a unicorn! 0:10:54.828,0:10:59.085 - But a human... a "humacorn". 0:10:59.085,0:11:02.740 - Stop it guys, he's just different. 0:11:02.740,0:11:04.537 - He's a freak. 0:11:04.537,0:11:08.807 - I don't know, I think he is kinda cute the way he takes everything so seriously. 0:11:08.807,0:11:11.657 - It's kinda creepy... don't you think? 0:11:11.657,0:11:16.340 - He's harmless, he's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention. 0:11:16.340,0:11:20.620 - A "humacoruppy"! 0:11:20.620,0:11:24.061 - You girls are ridiculous. Let's go. 0:11:24.061,0:11:26.973 - I think Taylor has a crush. 0:11:44.496,0:11:51.649 "High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!" 0:11:58.233,0:12:00.761 - What happened? 0:12:00.761,0:12:03.325 - Slippery floors... 0:12:03.325,0:12:04.142 - What? 0:12:04.142,0:12:09.052 - Probably didn't see the "Piso Mojado" sign... 0:12:09.052,0:12:10.427 - What? 0:12:10.427,0:12:11.834 - Yea, let's just... 0:12:11.834,0:12:14.097 - But what about my... 0:12:17.943,0:12:22.028 - Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school. 0:12:22.028,0:12:25.857 - You're still alive, so it's a great day. 0:12:25.857,0:12:29.215 - Okay, I'll see you later. 0:12:30.030,0:12:33.396 Oh, are you coming this way too? 0:12:44.981,0:12:50.895 - Hey, so I was talking to Mr. Anderson about the event coming right after homecoming. 0:12:50.895,0:12:55.180 I am gonna need a lot of help planing that event. I don't know how... 0:12:55.734,0:12:56.764 - No...! 0:12:56.764,0:12:59.471 - Ah..! Oh my god! 0:12:59.471,0:13:01.068 Get out of my room! 0:13:01.068,0:13:02.819 - Don't throw things... No! 0:13:02.819,0:13:04.359 - Get away from me! Ah...! 0:13:04.359,0:13:06.699 - Alright, I am not gonna hurt you. 0:13:06.699,0:13:09.532 You just need to... just calm down, Okay? 0:13:09.532,0:13:12.312 - Okay... 0:13:13.174,0:13:15.305 - Are you trying to get yourself killed? 0:13:15.305,0:13:18.775 Did you know what you just almost did but didn't do because I didn't let you do what you wanted to do? 0:13:18.775,0:13:19.552 - Yes? 0:13:19.552,0:13:21.284 - No! You don't! 0:13:21.284,0:13:23.062 Do you know what this is? 0:13:23.062,0:13:27.131 This is Little Miss Double Rainbow Girly Cookies and you almost eat them all the way. 0:13:27.131,0:13:31.548 You don't even know who has handled this or who could have poisoned this. 0:13:31.548,0:13:32.606 - What? 0:13:32.606,0:13:35.914 - Look, I've been trying to stay undercover but you are making this too damn difficult. 0:13:35.914,0:13:38.954 First, first you handed over a pencil sharpener to someone with a pencil. 0:13:38.954,0:13:40.531 Do you wanna get stab in the neck? 0:13:40.531,0:13:43.919 And then, you almost took a shuttle cock to your face. Do you know how much that hurts? 0:13:44.150,0:13:49.098 Have you ever have a shuttle cock to your face before? No, you haven't. It hurts, I know. 0:13:49.098,0:13:55.906 Now you are eating cookies, you're eating cookies! Do you wanna get poisoned?...And fat? 0:13:55.906,0:13:58.391 Your carelessness is driving me insane! 0:13:58.391,0:14:02.211 - I am driving you insane? 0:14:02.211,0:14:07.757 My friends are right.. you are a freak... 0:14:07.757,0:14:10.845 I know exactly what you are... 0:14:10.845,0:14:16.030 - Oh you do, alright then say it, say it out loud. 0:14:16.030,0:14:18.312 - Unicorn... 0:14:18.312,0:14:23.500 - What? Unicorns don't even exist, in North America, probably. 0:14:23.500,0:14:27.103 - Then who... What are you? 0:14:27.103,0:14:33.068 - Alright look, I am gonna be completely honest with you. 0:14:33.068,0:14:36.986 I'm really not Mexican. My name is not Jose, it's Aiden. 0:14:36.986,0:14:38.918 And I'm an A.S.S. 0:14:38.918,0:14:40.234 - Yea, you are. 0:14:40.234,0:14:44.041 - No, you don't understand. Look, I am in the final stages of becoming an Agent of Secret Stuff. 0:14:44.041,0:14:46.793 And my last mission was to come here and protect you. 0:14:46.793,0:14:49.001 - Protect me? From who? 0:14:49.001,0:14:51.099 - The S.I.N.S.! 0:14:51.099,0:14:53.620 - Is this all just to get me to go to church? 0:14:53.620,0:14:55.702 - Oh my god... You're stupid. 0:14:55.702,0:14:58.310 Alright, okay, here, here is the whole story. 0:14:58.310,0:15:06.847 Back in WWII, a group of fleeing Nazi special agents formed a society of assassins to secretly revenge the Axis of power. This group is called the Society Involving No-so-good Stuff. 0:15:06.847,0:15:15.357 One of the assassins only known as X when he could no longer support such a war in the world... fled the S.I.N.S. and started his own group of killers to battle all the S.I.N.S. plans. 0:15:15.357,0:15:20.097 They were known as the Agent of Secret Stuff. That's me. 0:15:20.097,0:15:22.608 The battle between A.S.S. and S.I.N.S. still continues today, 0:15:22.608,0:15:27.894 and you are the S.I.N.S.'s latest target, to which I am assigned to prevent you from being killed. 0:15:27.894,0:15:29.598 - But why me? 0:15:29.598,0:15:32.678 - I have no idea why, but I never question my orders. 0:15:32.678,0:15:36.954 "But why? I already did all the hard stuff." 0:15:36.954,0:15:39.526 - Wow... 0:15:40.465,0:15:44.979 You are seriously out of your mind. Can you leave? 0:15:44.979,0:15:46.463 - But Taylor, you are in danger. 0:15:46.463,0:15:48.556 - Stop! No I am not! 0:15:48.556,0:15:52.746 I am a normal girl that goes to a normal high school and nothing is going to happen. 0:15:52.746,0:15:55.764 The more you say that, the more it freaks me out, so please just stay out of my life! 0:15:55.764,0:15:56.638 - But I am trying to.. 0:15:56.638,0:16:00.215 - No! just leave! Please just go! 0:16:05.646,0:16:12.896 - I'm sorry, I never meant to upset you. I don't know what it is like to be a normal kid. 0:16:12.896,0:16:20.845 Ever since I was young, I was taught to never trust people, and to kill them instead. 0:16:20.845,0:16:23.330 - That's really sad. 0:16:23.330,0:16:29.352 - I've already failed my mission anyways... So, I'll stay out of your life. 0:16:33.168,0:16:38.822 - Wait, Aiden. I am sorry. 0:16:38.822,0:16:44.587 I know you meant well, but there is really no reason to be worried for me. 0:16:44.587,0:16:54.709 Look, I think you are a cool guy and I'd rather just learn to have fun and instead of being scared of secret agents and stuff. 0:16:54.709,0:16:57.777 Do you trust me? 0:16:59.392,0:17:03.729 - No, didn't you hear everything I just said? 0:17:03.729,0:17:07.039 - You know what, never mind, just come with me. 0:19:14.455,0:19:16.617 - Did you hear, Scott asked me to the dance? 0:19:16.617,0:19:18.699 - Oh my god! That's so cute! 0:19:18.699,0:19:23.032 I feel like I've been waiting for this dance forever! 0:19:23.032,0:19:28.215 - Okay so DJ's set, the photographer's set, good job on the ticket sales, girls, I think we are ready for tonight! 0:19:28.215,0:19:29.751 - But there is one thing that isn't set. 0:19:29.751,0:19:31.176 - What, what did I miss?! 0:19:31.176,0:19:33.446 - A date! 0:19:33.446,0:19:34.192 - Guys... 0:19:34.192,0:19:37.628 - Maybe Aiden can help you out with that... 0:19:40.920,0:19:45.580 - So... um... that dance sounds pretty interesting. 0:19:45.580,0:19:49.199 - Yea, it's been a lot of work to plan. 0:19:49.199,0:19:53.273 - You don't have anyone to go with? 0:19:53.273,0:19:56.866 - No, not yet, I guess I've just been too busy. 0:19:56.866,0:19:59.868 - Right, I see. 0:19:59.868,0:20:03.495 Okay... Bye! 0:20:04.556,0:20:05.864 - Hi Taylor! 0:20:05.864,0:20:08.496 - Oh, Hey Melvin! 0:20:08.496,0:20:13.912 - Well, the dance is tonight. God, you know the dance is tonight, 0:20:13.912,0:20:16.162 You're planning it... 0:20:16.162,0:20:21.766 Anyways, I just want to ask you, you would go to the dance with me? 0:20:21.766,0:20:26.359 - Oh that is so sweet! But I don't know if I can because I have to... 0:20:26.359,0:20:30.160 - But you don't even have a date yet! 0:20:30.160,0:20:31.770 - Yea, but I am planning it... 0:20:32.678,0:20:35.470 Stop it... Stop it! 0:20:35.470,0:20:36.490 What are you doing? 0:20:36.490,0:20:39.566 - He was gonna attack you! with this! 0:20:39.566,0:20:40.480 - Are you crazy, this a flower! 0:20:40.480,0:20:42.986 - I swear there was a blade, right here! 0:20:42.986,0:20:47.248 - Have you not taught you anything? You still don't trust me! 0:20:50.955,0:20:52.706 You know, I thought you changed. 0:20:52.706,0:20:54.578 But you are still in your stupid crazy world. 0:20:54.578,0:20:56.623 Now you are just hurting innocent people. 0:20:56.623,0:20:57.555 - But I swear... 0:20:57.555,0:21:03.153 - No just stop it... Just stay away... Just leave me alone. 0:21:05.891,0:21:09.294 I tried, Aiden. I really did. 0:21:10.987,0:21:15.679 You know what Melvin, I will go to the dance with you. 0:21:21.156,0:21:23.928 Great...going Aiden. 0:21:23.928,0:21:27.366 Maybe Taylor was right, I don't belong here. 0:21:27.366,0:21:29.641 This whole mission is just stupid. 0:21:29.641,0:21:35.621 This is what it takes to get my A.S.S.H.O.L.E.? Maybe I don't even want it! 0:21:54.098,0:21:55.720 Taylor! 0:22:18.166,0:22:21.859 He is escaping to secret warehouse. Turn left. 0:22:30.013,0:22:34.303 Melvin getting away, hurry the hell up, dude. 0:22:38.041,0:22:39.168 - Where are they? 0:22:39.168,0:22:41.361 - What? 0:22:41.361,0:22:43.667 - Tell me where the training wheels are! 0:22:43.667,0:22:47.885 - What are you talking about, man, I go to high school, I don't use training wheels. 0:23:17.377,0:23:20.678 - Aiden! 0:23:20.678,0:23:22.142 - What... 0:23:22.142,0:23:23.336 - It's too late Aiden! 0:23:23.336,0:23:25.309 - No...! 0:23:25.309,0:23:27.269 - No, it's not! 0:23:27.269,0:23:29.491 - Oh, okay. 0:23:29.491,0:23:30.821 - But it's a trap. 0:23:30.821,0:23:32.507 - No...! 0:23:32.507,0:23:35.283 - No it's not, don't listen to her. 0:23:35.283,0:23:36.204 - Oh, okay. 0:23:36.204,0:23:39.612 - No listen to me, it's a trap. Right there! 0:23:39.612,0:23:41.982 - A trap? 0:23:49.090,0:23:52.040 - I destroyed your trap, Melvin, it's over! 0:23:52.071,0:23:58.105 - Oh is it? I beg to differ. If anything, it's the exact opposite of over... 0:23:58.105,0:24:01.910 It's "under"... 0:24:03.356,0:24:05.860 Anyway, see we've already won. 0:24:05.860,0:24:09.685 Now that we have Taylor, we S.I.N.S. have everything to overthrow you, 0:24:09.685,0:24:10.955 stinky A.S.S.es. 0:24:10.955,0:24:13.544 - Wait... Taylor... Wait, what? 0:24:13.544,0:24:16.495 - You don't know about her? 0:24:16.495,0:24:19.663 - Well... I know some things... 0:24:19.663,0:24:25.309 I know that she can only read from left to right, that she's really good at hitting shuttle cocks with a netted-stick, 0:24:25.309,0:24:36.882 that she's really smart, funny and cute, that she's my best friend, my only friend. 0:24:36.882,0:24:39.053 - Aw... Aden... 0:24:39.053,0:24:45.139 - Aw... Aden... I mean... But I was thinking along the line of... She's the future of all the A.S.S.es. 0:24:45.139,0:24:46.257 - She is? 0:24:46.288,0:24:47.126 - I am? 0:24:47.126,0:24:49.688 - Jeez, don't they teach anything over there? 0:24:49.688,0:24:50.897 You are one dumb ass! 0:24:50.897,0:24:54.063 - Nobody calls me dumb! 0:24:58.586,0:25:00.486 - Aiden.. No! 0:25:00.486,0:25:02.163 - Mouse trap... 0:26:23.102,0:26:25.560 Good night, Aiden. 0:26:30.683,0:26:33.247 That's cute, Taylor. 0:26:33.247,0:26:38.928 Real cute. Now get back in your... 0:26:38.928,0:26:41.241 Fix your chair, and get back in it! 0:26:41.241,0:26:44.468 - How could you do this Melvin. We've been friends for years! 0:26:44.468,0:26:48.012 - Every year I've been trying to kill you. 0:26:48.012,0:26:52.185 - Because of people like you that Aiden can't live a normal life. 0:26:52.185,0:26:54.553 You made me miss my own homecoming dance. 0:26:54.553,0:27:01.528 - Ha, don't you mean home-no-one's-coming dance? 0:27:01.528,0:27:03.986 1-0 Melvin! 0:27:03.986,0:27:10.345 Anyways, me and the kids have been talking about how your little dance and how we are not gonna go cause we are pretty sure that it's gonna suck! 0:27:23.929,0:27:25.436 - What the hell, Taylor. 0:27:25.436,0:27:27.935 - I thought you wanna dance, Melvin. 0:27:52.366,0:27:54.089 - Aiden, are you okay? 0:27:54.089,0:27:56.757 - No! It hurts real bad. 0:27:56.757,0:27:59.151 - Thanks for coming after me. 0:27:59.151,0:28:01.427 - Can I tell you something? 0:28:01.427,0:28:03.882 - What? 0:28:03.882,0:28:07.618 - I told you so. - Shut up. 0:28:07.618,0:28:09.819 - Ruining the moment! 0:28:09.819,0:28:11.866 - Death chop! 0:28:15.819,0:28:18.702 - Tracy? What are you doing here? 0:28:18.702,0:28:20.345 - I was informed you were in danger. 0:28:20.345,0:28:22.897 - By who? 0:28:22.897,0:28:24.412 - By me. 0:28:24.412,0:28:25.984 - Who are you? 0:28:25.984,0:28:27.023 - I am your... 0:28:27.023,0:28:28.769 - My father? 0:28:28.769,0:28:33.261 - What? No... How is that even possible, I am like the same age as you, that's disgusting. 0:28:33.261,0:28:36.163 I am your step-step-brother-in-law. 0:28:36.163,0:28:40.205 You know what, don't worry about it. Your dad was really promiscuous, forget it, long story. 0:28:40.205,0:28:45.137 - He's been watching over you, Aiden. We all have. 0:28:45.137,0:28:50.693 - Then you know that I failed. Taylor was in great danger and I couldn't even protect her. 0:28:50.693,0:28:54.031 - On the contrary, you have succeeded. 0:28:54.031,0:29:01.278 Not only have you discovered the S.I.N.S. agent within the high school but you have brought out Taylor's full potential, 0:29:01.278,0:29:03.642 enriching what she's destined to become. 0:29:03.642,0:29:07.126 - I did? Okay, cool. 0:29:07.126,0:29:10.278 - Me? what does that mean? 0:29:11.124,0:29:13.062 - Taylor... 0:29:13.062,0:29:15.523 - Where are all these people coming from? 0:29:15.523,0:29:19.227 - Have you ever wondered why your parents are black? 0:29:19.227,0:29:20.461 - I was adopted... 0:29:20.461,0:29:22.496 - And why you speak 10 languages? 0:29:22.496,0:29:24.548 - "Je ne sais pas?" 0:29:24.548,0:29:29.950 - Straight A student and very good at first person shooters. 0:29:29.950,0:29:35.571 And now you have defeated a S.I.N.S. agent with no training ever! 0:29:35.571,0:29:37.965 - Because I'm...awesome? 0:29:37.965,0:29:42.034 - Well, I could have done that too... If I wanted... 0:29:42.034,0:29:45.937 - It is in your blood, Taylor... 0:29:45.937,0:29:49.658 to be an amazing A.S.S.! 0:29:49.658,0:29:56.801 You are the daughter of Agent X, the founder of all the A.S.S.es. 0:29:56.801,0:30:02.054 Taylor, you are my daughter. 0:30:02.054,0:30:04.372 - But you are so old... 0:30:04.372,0:30:08.966 - But your mama was so young... 0:30:10.027,0:30:11.589 - Aiden, I am... 0:30:11.589,0:30:12.736 - My father? 0:30:12.736,0:30:16.554 - No.. no, Aiden, no one here is your freaking father! 0:30:16.554,0:30:19.590 I mean he abandoned you at birth. 0:30:19.590,0:30:22.050 He is not coming back. 0:30:22.050,0:30:29.234 - Aiden, I am very proud to present you with the H.O.L.E. 0:30:29.234,0:30:33.017 You are now an official Agent of Secret Stuff. 0:30:33.017,0:30:34.138 My A.S.S.H.O.L.E. 0:30:34.138,0:30:37.128 - Congratulations, kid. 0:30:37.128,0:30:38.946 - So now what. 0:30:38.946,0:30:43.651 - And now... you are part of our world. 0:30:43.651,0:30:51.490 The S.I.N.S. will be following you and Aiden more intensely than ever before... 0:30:59.044,0:31:01.149 - The dance is ending right now! 0:31:01.149,0:31:05.296 - Oh yea, speaking of the dance, I was wondering if I can 0:31:05.296,0:31:08.394 - Aiden you wanna come to the homecoming dance with me? 0:31:08.394,0:31:10.023 - Yea sure, I got nothing better to do... 0:31:10.023,0:31:11.763 - Let's go. 0:31:22.625,0:31:28.252 No... 0:31:28.252,0:31:31.985 We're too late... we missed it. 0:31:44.185,0:31:46.430 - Sorry we missed your dance. 0:31:46.430,0:31:49.403 Being a secret agent is really hard. 0:31:49.403,0:31:52.566 - It's okay, it's not your fault. 0:32:01.212,0:32:05.757 Will you move to the musical notes with me? 0:32:22.403,0:32:26.481 - So Aiden, you have all the gagdets. 0:32:26.481,0:32:32.660 You can fight, you are brave, you are smart, and now you have your H.O.L.E 0:32:32.660,0:32:37.478 But you know you still have one thing missing if you want to be a secret agent. 0:32:37.478,0:32:41.652 - Wait, what? That's impossible, what could I be missing? 0:32:41.652,0:32:48.349 - Well, everyone knows the real secret agent always gets the girl in the end. 0:32:48.349,0:32:54.935 - I've honestly never heard that before. That sounds ridiculous. 0:32:55.273,0:33:02.898 But.. um... Maybe... maybe you can help me with that. 0:33:04.437,0:33:05.903 - Bush! 0:33:05.903,0:33:06.882 - Somebody's there. 0:33:06.882,0:33:08.348 - I'll go left. - I'll go right. 0:33:08.348,0:33:09.351 - Ready? One, two... 0:33:09.351,0:33:12.305 - Wait! There's one more thing...