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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.17,0:00:13.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know what you're thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.53,0:00:15.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This looks bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.20,0:00:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I assure you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.05,0:00:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have everything under contr-UGH!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.66,0:00:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, maybe not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.78,0:00:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, such a dirty shoe.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.75,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First things first.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.50,0:00:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not your average teenager.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.15,0:00:30.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never get to grow up with a family with bikes and candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.35,0:00:33.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My family was an international network of killers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.11,0:00:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bike with a Falcon Recon 23X,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.07,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the closest thing I ever got to candy was...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I did get a lolipop once
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.52,0:00:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that's not the point!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.24,0:00:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as I remember, I've been trained to become an A.S.S.,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.16,0:00:45.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an Agent of Secret Stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.10,0:00:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For 17 years I trained alongside with one of the cruelest, boldest, most heartless killer of all the A.S.S.es,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.44,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tracy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.53,0:00:53.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's a man's name...!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.51,0:00:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3 months ago, on the final day of my training,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.20,0:00:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tracy brought me in front of a panel,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.84,0:00:59.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the highest ranked A.S.S.es.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.35,0:01:02.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking top quality A.S.S.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.35,0:01:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aden, for the past 17 years you have been like a son to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been on missions around the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.27,0:01:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,prevented various global disasters and saved countless lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.81,0:01:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, it's time for you to become an official Agent of Secret Stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.11,0:01:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, before I give you your Honorary Operative License Entitlement,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.04,0:01:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your H.O.L.E.,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.74,0:01:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have one more assignment you must complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.96,0:01:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But... Sir! With all due respect, I devoted my life to training.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You will follow orders!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.24,0:01:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But... But why?! I already did all the hard stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.13,0:01:50.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We are A.S.S.es!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:53.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We do not complain when things get too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.49,0:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We push on through, and we take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.21,0:01:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But you said...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.48,0:02:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.46,0:02:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, tell Aden his assignment.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.46,0:02:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aden, we need you for a special assignment that only you can execute!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.08,0:02:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff, a.k.a. the S.I.N.S.,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.15,0:02:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they have been our mortal enemies for decades.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.35,0:02:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, they have found a new target,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.100,0:02:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor Rentrol, a high school senior.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.60,0:02:36.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need an agent on the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.06,0:02:40.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We believe that the S.I.N.S. have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.77,0:02:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mission is to pose as a high school student and protect Taylor from impending threats!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.39,0:02:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But... why are they after Taylor?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That will be revealed at a later time,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.96,0:02:56.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in like, 30 minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.63,0:03:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have already made preparations for your enrollment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.21,0:03:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A spot has been made available in all of Taylor's classes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.30,0:03:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She must not know that she is in danger!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.63,0:03:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a new world for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.79,0:03:17.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.29,0:03:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must operate cautiously.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.58,0:03:25.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I will not fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.45,0:03:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Cool, peace out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.35,0:03:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yea, come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.64,0:03:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I need your attention just for one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.18,0:03:35.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.100,0:03:39.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up. We have a new student.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.43,0:03:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His name is um... Jose McDonald.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.68,0:03:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yea, obviously.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.26,0:03:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you say Hi, Jose.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.93,0:03:51.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right on man, you're gonna fit in perfectly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.63,0:03:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you take a seat in front of Bieber there?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.41,0:03:58.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys open up your Visions book to Chapter 14.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.25,0:04:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, I'm Taylor, Can I help you with something?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.24,0:04:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ho-lah, I'm "Joezy".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.14,0:04:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Isn't it pronounced as "Jose"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.45,0:04:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is that what you want it to be?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.32,0:04:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's gonna be like our code word for "danger"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.34,0:04:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you talking about?...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.80,0:04:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, I'll be "Hose A", you'll be "Hose B".
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.30,0:04:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.94,0:04:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Taylor, zip it up and shut your face hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.74,0:04:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These kids are trying to learn.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.31,0:04:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.19,0:04:48.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.93,0:04:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey Taylor, can I borrow your pencil sharpener?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.09,0:04:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea sure, Melvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.22,0:05:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suspect will require a pencil sharpening tool to convert the writing stick into a weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.44,0:05:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By inserting the yellow thing into the green thing, the dull thing will turn into a sharp thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.27,0:05:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He will then proceed to jump behind his target while she is pre-occupied,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.43,0:05:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and apply a fatal impending weapon into her jugular artery!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.92,0:05:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.86,0:05:19.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Give the sharpener back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.55,0:05:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's your problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.38,0:05:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What do you take me for, a fresh--man?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.73,0:05:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give the sharpener back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.86,0:05:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jose, what are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.19,0:05:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Fine, Jeez.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.09,0:05:35.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What was that all about Jose?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.46,0:05:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't worry, I got you. "Hose B".
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.02,0:06:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright, class, that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.74,0:06:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember, Chapter 15! Read it... or not, it's your future.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.65,0:06:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh by the way, pop quiz next week! You guys know the drill.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.25,0:06:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Taylor, I'll need to speak with you after class, if you have a moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.10,0:06:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good work today, guys. I was kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.77,0:06:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember these days, kids. You will miss them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.80,0:06:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See you tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.83,0:06:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Taylor, I want to talk to you about the... the homecoming dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.52,0:06:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it is kinda a thing that you are planning with the student council.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.77,0:06:34.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we do have a lot of volunteering that is coming up, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.66,0:06:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure you still have time to do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.25,0:06:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, definitely, it should be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.96,0:06:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are almost done planning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.73,0:06:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay alright, I trust you. You're not like the other bastards in this class.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.18,0:06:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the good one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.36,0:06:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks, I appreciate it. Is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.90,0:06:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright I'll see you later. - Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.68,0:06:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't you ever do that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.65,0:07:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.53,0:07:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I said, don't you ever do that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.34,0:07:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeping Taylor in the room alone is not safe.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.43,0:07:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yea, I forgot, you are right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.26,0:07:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know what I was thinking otherwise I'll be... Who the hell are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.67,0:07:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I am the new kid, remember?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.16,0:07:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just introduced me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.64,0:07:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get the hell out of my class!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.65,0:07:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am glad that we had this talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.31,0:07:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey there, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.78,0:07:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am glad I found you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.18,0:07:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you enjoyed your first day of school so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.99,0:07:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to give you your new locker assignment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.40,0:07:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, you are quite lucky, a new one just opened up the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.64,0:08:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.58,0:08:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, your locker is next to mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.48,0:08:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder where Billy went.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.37,0:08:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, strange huh, Ha ha ha ha...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.91,0:08:14.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well if we gonna see each other this much,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.57,0:08:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't we just start over?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.78,0:08:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Jose, I'm Taylor. Nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.52,0:08:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nice to meet you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.88,0:08:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's called a handshake, Jose.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.04,0:08:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so silly, it's like you've never made a friend before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.81,0:08:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "You will follow orders!" - "Ahhh..."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.07,0:08:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey Taylor!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.10,0:08:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh hey, what's up, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.34,0:08:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm good. Did you finish that paper in English?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.82,0:08:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, not yet, it is due soon? In two days...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.10,0:08:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suspect from across the hall examines his target, his eyes indicate he is aiming for the most exposed and vital area, her chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.43,0:08:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only 3 steps away from pumping her with barrages of bullet punches straight to her ribcages that will no doubt stop her heart forever for life!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.56,0:09:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you looking at?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.52,0:09:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye Jose!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.54,0:09:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.41,0:09:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I said, what were you looking at?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.99,0:09:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Chill out, Man, I'm just checking out Taylor's rack, she is looking especially hot today.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.21,0:09:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Her rack?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.22,0:09:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, man, her knockers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.14,0:09:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So you were trying to knock her!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.88,0:09:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, man, I am talking about her boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.28,0:09:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know, these things?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.24,0:09:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, okay then, as long as you were not looking at that ribcage.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.90,0:09:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stay the hell away from that ribcage!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.62,0:09:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bryson! New guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.28,0:09:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm gonna destroy you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.04,0:09:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your face is gonna be so ugly when I am done with your face, cause... it's kinda handsome right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.74,0:09:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah.....!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.16,0:09:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I wasn't ready! I want a rematch!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.46,0:10:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Target is greatly outnumbered by opposition, each of them possesses some sort of netted-stick weapon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.85,0:10:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Surrounded and unaware, she is vulnerable to attacks from all directions!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.36,0:10:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jose? Where did you come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.07,0:10:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You almost took a shuttlecock to the face.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.89,0:10:30.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But how did you...?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.23,0:10:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you doing?! Come on! Let me go!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.89,0:10:36.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did I even get here?! Let me go! Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.25,0:10:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How did you do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.06,0:10:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's like... incredibly fast and strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.96,0:10:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.30,0:10:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know, right? He's like a... a unicorn!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.83,0:10:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But a human... a "humacorn".
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.08,0:11:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop it guys, he's just different.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.74,0:11:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's a freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.54,0:11:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know, I think he is kinda cute the way he takes everything so seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.81,0:11:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's kinda creepy... don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.66,0:11:16.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's harmless, he's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.34,0:11:20.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A "humacoruppy"!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.62,0:11:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You girls are ridiculous. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.06,0:11:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I think Taylor has a crush.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.50,0:11:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.23,0:12:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.76,0:12:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Slippery floors...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.32,0:12:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.14,0:12:09.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Probably didn't see the "Piso Mojado" sign...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.05,0:12:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.43,0:12:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, let's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.83,0:12:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But what about my...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.94,0:12:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.03,0:12:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're still alive, so it's a great day.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.86,0:12:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, I'll see you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.03,0:12:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, are you coming this way too?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.98,0:12:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, so I was talking to Mr. Anderson about the event coming right after homecoming.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.90,0:12:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am gonna need a lot of help planing that event. I don't know how...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.73,0:12:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.76,0:12:59.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ah..! Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.47,0:13:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out of my room!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.07,0:13:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't throw things... No!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.82,0:13:04.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get away from me! Ah...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.36,0:13:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright, I am not gonna hurt you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.70,0:13:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just need to... just calm down, Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.53,0:13:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.17,0:13:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.30,0:13:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you know what you just almost did but didn't do because I didn't let you do what you wanted to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.78,0:13:19.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.55,0:13:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No! You don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.28,0:13:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what this is?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.06,0:13:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Little Miss Double Rainbow Girly Cookies and you almost eat them all the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.13,0:13:31.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even know who has handled this or who could have poisoned this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.55,0:13:32.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.61,0:13:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look, I've been trying to stay undercover but you are making this too damn difficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.91,0:13:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, first you handed over a pencil sharpener to someone with a pencil.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.95,0:13:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna get stab in the neck?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.53,0:13:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, you almost took a shuttle cock to your face. Do you know how much that hurts?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.15,0:13:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever have a shuttle cock to your face before? No, you haven't. It hurts, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.10,0:13:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you are eating cookies, you're eating cookies! Do you wanna get poisoned?...And fat?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.91,0:13:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your carelessness is driving me insane!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.39,0:14:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am driving you insane?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.21,0:14:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My friends are right.. you are a freak...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.76,0:14:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know exactly what you are...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.84,0:14:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh you do, alright then say it, say it out loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.03,0:14:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Unicorn...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.31,0:14:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? Unicorns don't even exist, in North America, probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.50,0:14:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Then who... What are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.10,0:14:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Alright look, I am gonna be completely honest with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.07,0:14:36.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really not Mexican. My name is not Jose, it's Aiden.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.99,0:14:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm an A.S.S.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.92,0:14:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.23,0:14:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, you don't understand. Look, I am in the final stages of becoming an Agent of Secret Stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.04,0:14:46.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my last mission was to come here and protect you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.79,0:14:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Protect me? From who?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.00,0:14:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The S.I.N.S.!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.10,0:14:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Is this all just to get me to go to church?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.62,0:14:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god... You're stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.70,0:14:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, okay, here, here is the whole story.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.31,0:15:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in WWII, a group of fleeing Nazi special agents formed a society of assassins to secretly revenge the Axis of power. This group is called the Society Involving No-so-good Stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.85,0:15:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of the assassins only known as X when he could no longer support such a war in the world... fled the S.I.N.S. and started his own group of killers to battle all the S.I.N.S. plans.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.36,0:15:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They were known as the Agent of Secret Stuff. That's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.10,0:15:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The battle between A.S.S. and S.I.N.S. still continues today,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.61,0:15:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you are the S.I.N.S.'s latest target, to which I am assigned to prevent you from being killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.89,0:15:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But why me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.60,0:15:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I have no idea why, but I never question my orders.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.68,0:15:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But why? I already did all the hard stuff."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.95,0:15:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wow...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.46,0:15:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are seriously out of your mind. Can you leave?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.98,0:15:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But Taylor, you are in danger.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.46,0:15:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Stop! No I am not!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.56,0:15:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a normal girl that goes to a normal high school and nothing is going to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.75,0:15:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The more you say that, the more it freaks me out, so please just stay out of my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.76,0:15:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But I am trying to..
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.64,0:16:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No! just leave! Please just go!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.65,0:16:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm sorry, I never meant to upset you. I don't know what it is like to be a normal kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.90,0:16:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since I was young, I was taught to never trust people, and to kill them instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.84,0:16:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- That's really sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.33,0:16:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've already failed my mission anyways... So, I'll stay out of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.17,0:16:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, Aiden. I am sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.82,0:16:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you meant well, but there is really no reason to be worried for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.59,0:16:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, I think you are a cool guy and I'd rather just learn to have fun and instead of being scared of secret agents and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.71,0:16:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you trust me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.39,0:17:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, didn't you hear everything I just said?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.73,0:17:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what, never mind, just come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.46,0:19:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you hear, Scott asked me to the dance?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.62,0:19:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh my god! That's so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.70,0:19:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I've been waiting for this dance forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.03,0:19:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay so DJ's set, the photographer's set, good job on the ticket sales, girls, I think we are ready for tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.22,0:19:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But there is one thing that isn't set.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.75,0:19:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What, what did I miss?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.18,0:19:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A date!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.45,0:19:34.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.19,0:19:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Maybe Aiden can help you out with that...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.92,0:19:45.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So... um... that dance sounds pretty interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.58,0:19:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, it's been a lot of work to plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.20,0:19:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You don't have anyone to go with?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.27,0:19:56.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, not yet, I guess I've just been too busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.87,0:19:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Right, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.87,0:20:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay... Bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.56,0:20:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hi Taylor!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.86,0:20:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, Hey Melvin!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.50,0:20:13.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, the dance is tonight. God, you know the dance is tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.91,0:20:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're planning it...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.16,0:20:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, I just want to ask you, you would go to the dance with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.77,0:20:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh that is so sweet! But I don't know if I can because I have to...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.36,0:20:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But you don't even have a date yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.16,0:20:31.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea, but I am planning it...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.68,0:20:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it... Stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.47,0:20:36.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.49,0:20:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He was gonna attack you! with this!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.57,0:20:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Are you crazy, this a flower!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.48,0:20:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I swear there was a blade, right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.99,0:20:47.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have you not taught you anything? You still don't trust me!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.96,0:20:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I thought you changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.71,0:20:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you are still in your stupid crazy world.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.58,0:20:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you are just hurting innocent people.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.62,0:20:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But I swear...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.56,0:21:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No just stop it... Just stay away... Just leave me alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.89,0:21:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried, Aiden. I really did.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.99,0:21:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what Melvin, I will go to the dance with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.16,0:21:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great...going Aiden.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.93,0:21:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe Taylor was right, I don't belong here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.37,0:21:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This whole mission is just stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.64,0:21:35.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what it takes to get my A.S.S.H.O.L.E.? Maybe I don't even want it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.10,0:21:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.17,0:22:21.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is escaping to secret warehouse. Turn left.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.01,0:22:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Melvin getting away, hurry the hell up, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.04,0:22:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where are they?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.17,0:22:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.36,0:22:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tell me where the training wheels are!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.67,0:22:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What are you talking about, man, I go to high school, I don't use training wheels.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.38,0:23:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.68,0:23:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.14,0:23:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's too late Aiden!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.34,0:23:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.31,0:23:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, it's not!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.27,0:23:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.49,0:23:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But it's a trap.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.82,0:23:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No...!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.51,0:23:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No it's not, don't listen to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.28,0:23:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.20,0:23:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No listen to me, it's a trap. Right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.61,0:23:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- A trap?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.09,0:23:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I destroyed your trap, Melvin, it's over!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.07,0:23:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh is it? I beg to differ. If anything, it's the exact opposite of over...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.10,0:24:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's "under"...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.36,0:24:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, see we've already won.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.86,0:24:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that we have Taylor, we S.I.N.S. have everything to overthrow you,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.68,0:24:10.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stinky A.S.S.es.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.96,0:24:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait... Taylor... Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.54,0:24:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You don't know about her?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:16.50,0:24:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well... I know some things...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.66,0:24:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know that she can only read from left to right, that she's really good at hitting shuttle cocks with a netted-stick,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.31,0:24:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that she's really smart, funny and cute, that she's my best friend, my only friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.88,0:24:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aw... Aden...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.05,0:24:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aw... Aden... I mean... But I was thinking along the line of... She's the future of all the A.S.S.es.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.14,0:24:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She is?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.29,0:24:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.13,0:24:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Jeez, don't they teach anything over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.69,0:24:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are one dumb ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.90,0:24:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nobody calls me dumb!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.59,0:25:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden.. No!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:00.49,0:25:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mouse trap...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:23.10,0:26:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good night, Aiden.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.68,0:26:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's cute, Taylor.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.25,0:26:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Real cute. Now get back in your...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:38.93,0:26:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fix your chair, and get back in it!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.24,0:26:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How could you do this Melvin. We've been friends for years!
Dialogue: 0,0:26:44.47,0:26:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Every year I've been trying to kill you.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:48.01,0:26:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because of people like you that Aiden can't live a normal life.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.18,0:26:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made me miss my own homecoming dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.55,0:27:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha, don't you mean home-no-one's-coming dance?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.53,0:27:03.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1-0 Melvin!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:03.99,0:27:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, me and the kids have been talking about how your little dance and how we are not gonna go cause we are pretty sure that it's gonna suck!
Dialogue: 0,0:27:23.93,0:27:25.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What the hell, Taylor.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:25.44,0:27:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I thought you wanna dance, Melvin.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.37,0:27:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.09,0:27:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No! It hurts real bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:56.76,0:27:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Thanks for coming after me.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:59.15,0:28:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Can I tell you something?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.43,0:28:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.88,0:28:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I told you so. - Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.62,0:28:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ruining the moment!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:09.82,0:28:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Death chop!
Dialogue: 0,0:28:15.82,0:28:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tracy? What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.70,0:28:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was informed you were in danger.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.34,0:28:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- By who?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.90,0:28:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- By me.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.41,0:28:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:25.98,0:28:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I am your...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.02,0:28:28.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My father?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.77,0:28:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What? No... How is that even possible, I am like the same age as you, that's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:33.26,0:28:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am your step-step-brother-in-law.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.16,0:28:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what, don't worry about it. Your dad was really promiscuous, forget it, long story.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.20,0:28:45.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's been watching over you, Aiden. We all have.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.14,0:28:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Then you know that I failed. Taylor was in great danger and I couldn't even protect her.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:50.69,0:28:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- On the contrary, you have succeeded.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:54.03,0:29:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only have you discovered the S.I.N.S. agent within the high school but you have brought out Taylor's full potential,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:01.28,0:29:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enriching what she's destined to become.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.64,0:29:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I did? Okay, cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:07.13,0:29:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Me? what does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:11.12,0:29:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Taylor...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:13.06,0:29:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Where are all these people coming from?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:15.52,0:29:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Have you ever wondered why your parents are black?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:19.23,0:29:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I was adopted...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:20.46,0:29:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And why you speak 10 languages?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:22.50,0:29:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- "Je ne sais pas?"
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.55,0:29:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Straight A student and very good at first person shooters.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.95,0:29:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now you have defeated a S.I.N.S. agent with no training ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.57,0:29:37.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Because I'm...awesome?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:37.96,0:29:42.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, I could have done that too... If I wanted...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:42.03,0:29:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It is in your blood, Taylor...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:45.94,0:29:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be an amazing A.S.S.!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:49.66,0:29:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are the daughter of Agent X, the founder of all the A.S.S.es.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:56.80,0:30:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taylor, you are my daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.05,0:30:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But you are so old...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:04.37,0:30:08.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- But your mama was so young...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:10.03,0:30:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden, I am...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:11.59,0:30:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- My father?
Dialogue: 0,0:30:12.74,0:30:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No.. no, Aiden, no one here is your freaking father!
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.55,0:30:19.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean he abandoned you at birth.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:19.59,0:30:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is not coming back.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:22.05,0:30:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden, I am very proud to present you with the H.O.L.E.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:29.23,0:30:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are now an official Agent of Secret Stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:33.02,0:30:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My A.S.S.H.O.L.E.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:34.14,0:30:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Congratulations, kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:37.13,0:30:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So now what.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:38.95,0:30:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And now... you are part of our world.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:43.65,0:30:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The S.I.N.S. will be following you and Aiden more intensely than ever before...
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.04,0:31:01.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- The dance is ending right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:01.15,0:31:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh yea, speaking of the dance, I was wondering if I can
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.30,0:31:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aiden you wanna come to the homecoming dance with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:31:08.39,0:31:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yea sure, I got nothing better to do...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:10.02,0:31:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.62,0:31:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:31:28.25,0:31:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're too late... we missed it.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:44.18,0:31:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sorry we missed your dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:46.43,0:31:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being a secret agent is really hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:49.40,0:31:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's okay, it's not your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:01.21,0:32:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Will you move to the musical notes with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.40,0:32:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- So Aiden, you have all the gagdets.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.48,0:32:32.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can fight, you are brave, you are smart, and now you have your H.O.L.E
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.66,0:32:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know you still have one thing missing if you want to be a secret agent.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.48,0:32:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait, what? That's impossible, what could I be missing?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:41.65,0:32:48.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Well, everyone knows the real secret agent always gets the girl in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:48.35,0:32:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I've honestly never heard that before. That sounds ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:55.27,0:33:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But.. um... Maybe... maybe you can help me with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:04.44,0:33:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bush!
Dialogue: 0,0:33:05.90,0:33:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Somebody's there.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.88,0:33:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll go left. - I'll go right.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:08.35,0:33:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ready? One, two...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:09.35,0:33:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Wait! There's one more thing...