WEBVTT 00:00:12.167 --> 00:00:13.527 I know what you're thinking. 00:00:13.527 --> 00:00:15.196 This looks bad. 00:00:15.196 --> 00:00:16.052 But I assure you, 00:00:16.052 --> 00:00:19.655 I have everything under contr-UGH! 00:00:19.655 --> 00:00:21.780 Okay, maybe not. 00:00:21.780 --> 00:00:24.747 Ugh, such a dirty shoe. 00:00:24.747 --> 00:00:26.497 First things first. 00:00:26.497 --> 00:00:28.151 I'm not your average teenager. 00:00:28.151 --> 00:00:30.353 I never get to grow up with a family with bikes and candy. 00:00:30.353 --> 00:00:33.114 My family was an international network of killers. 00:00:33.114 --> 00:00:35.073 I bike with a Falcon Recon 23X, 00:00:35.073 --> 00:00:37.427 and the closest thing I ever got to candy was... 00:00:37.427 --> 00:00:38.519 Well, I did get a lolipop once 00:00:38.519 --> 00:00:40.238 but that's not the point! NOTE Paragraph 00:00:40.238 --> 00:00:43.156 As long as I remember, I've been trained to become an A.S.S., 00:00:43.156 --> 00:00:45.102 an Agent of Secret Stuff. 00:00:45.102 --> 00:00:50.445 For 17 years I trained alongside with one of the cruelest, boldest, most heartless killer of all the A.S.S.es, 00:00:50.445 --> 00:00:51.528 Tracy. 00:00:51.528 --> 00:00:53.509 - It's a man's name...! 00:00:53.509 --> 00:00:55.199 3 months ago, on the final day of my training, 00:00:55.199 --> 00:00:57.841 Tracy brought me in front of a panel, 00:00:57.841 --> 00:00:59.346 the highest ranked A.S.S.es. 00:00:59.346 --> 00:01:02.346 I'm talking top quality A.S.S. 00:01:02.346 --> 00:01:08.105 - Aden, for the past 17 years you have been like a son to me. 00:01:08.105 --> 00:01:11.271 We've been on missions around the world, 00:01:11.271 --> 00:01:17.813 prevented various global disasters and saved countless lives. 00:01:17.813 --> 00:01:22.268 And now, it's time for you to become an official Agent of Secret Stuff. 00:01:24.114 --> 00:01:29.036 But, before I give you your Honorary Operative License Entitlement, 00:01:29.036 --> 00:01:31.742 your H.O.L.E., 00:01:31.742 --> 00:01:36.961 you have one more assignment you must complete. 00:01:36.961 --> 00:01:41.069 - But... Sir! With all due respect, I devoted my life to training. 00:01:41.069 --> 00:01:43.238 - You will follow orders! 00:01:43.238 --> 00:01:47.126 - But... But why?! I already did all the hard stuff! 00:01:47.126 --> 00:01:50.137 - We are A.S.S.es! 00:01:50.137 --> 00:01:53.489 We do not complain when things get too hard. 00:01:53.489 --> 00:01:57.212 We push on through, and we take it. 00:01:57.212 --> 00:01:58.480 - But you said... 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:00.461 - Enough! 00:02:00.461 --> 00:02:05.027 Please, tell Aden his assignment. 00:02:05.458 --> 00:02:13.079 - Aden, we need you for a special assignment that only you can execute! 00:02:13.079 --> 00:02:19.146 The Society Involving Not-so-good Stuff, a.k.a. the S.I.N.S., 00:02:19.146 --> 00:02:23.349 they have been our mortal enemies for decades. 00:02:23.349 --> 00:02:27.999 And now, they have found a new target, 00:02:27.999 --> 00:02:32.580 Taylor Rentrol, a high school senior. 00:02:32.595 --> 00:02:36.061 We need an agent on the inside. 00:02:36.061 --> 00:02:40.773 We believe that the S.I.N.S. have already infiltrated the school with assassins of their own! 00:02:40.773 --> 00:02:48.390 Your mission is to pose as a high school student and protect Taylor from impending threats! 00:02:48.390 --> 00:02:50.821 - But... why are they after Taylor? 00:02:50.821 --> 00:02:53.964 - That will be revealed at a later time, 00:02:53.964 --> 00:02:56.631 in like, 30 minutes? 00:02:56.631 --> 00:03:00.214 We have already made preparations for your enrollment. 00:03:00.214 --> 00:03:04.297 A spot has been made available in all of Taylor's classes. 00:03:04.297 --> 00:03:07.630 She must not know that she is in danger! 00:03:07.630 --> 00:03:09.792 This is a new world for you! 00:03:09.792 --> 00:03:17.294 High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across! 00:03:17.294 --> 00:03:21.583 You must operate cautiously. 00:03:21.583 --> 00:03:25.115 - I will not fail. 00:03:25.453 --> 00:03:27.105 - Cool, peace out. 00:03:27.352 --> 00:03:29.639 - Oh yea, come here. 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:34.183 Guys, I need your attention just for one second. 00:03:34.183 --> 00:03:35.995 Hey! 00:03:35.995 --> 00:03:39.427 Shut up. We have a new student. 00:03:39.427 --> 00:03:43.678 His name is um... Jose McDonald. 00:03:43.678 --> 00:03:46.261 Yea, obviously. 00:03:46.261 --> 00:03:49.927 Why don't you say Hi, Jose. 00:03:49.927 --> 00:03:51.599 Right on man, you're gonna fit in perfectly. 00:03:51.630 --> 00:03:54.409 Why don't you take a seat in front of Bieber there? 00:03:54.409 --> 00:03:58.577 You guys open up your Visions book to Chapter 14. 00:04:17.254 --> 00:04:21.240 - Hey, I'm Taylor, Can I help you with something? NOTE Paragraph 00:04:21.240 --> 00:04:27.141 - Ho-lah, I'm "Joezy". 00:04:27.141 --> 00:04:29.454 - Isn't it pronounced as "Jose"? 00:04:29.454 --> 00:04:31.316 - Is that what you want it to be? 00:04:31.316 --> 00:04:33.342 So it's gonna be like our code word for "danger"? 00:04:33.342 --> 00:04:34.801 - What are you talking about?... 00:04:34.801 --> 00:04:38.298 - You know, I'll be "Hose A", you'll be "Hose B". 00:04:38.298 --> 00:04:39.936 - Are you okay? 00:04:39.936 --> 00:04:41.744 - Taylor, zip it up and shut your face hole. 00:04:41.744 --> 00:04:44.690 These kids are trying to learn. 00:04:45.306 --> 00:04:47.129 - Thanks a lot. 00:04:47.190 --> 00:04:48.752 - You're welcome. 00:04:53.932 --> 00:04:56.086 - Hey Taylor, can I borrow your pencil sharpener? 00:04:56.086 --> 00:04:58.914 - Yea sure, Melvin. 00:05:01.222 --> 00:05:04.437 Suspect will require a pencil sharpening tool to convert the writing stick into a weapon. 00:05:04.437 --> 00:05:07.270 By inserting the yellow thing into the green thing, the dull thing will turn into a sharp thing. 00:05:07.270 --> 00:05:10.428 He will then proceed to jump behind his target while she is pre-occupied, 00:05:10.428 --> 00:05:14.361 and apply a fatal impending weapon into her jugular artery! 00:05:15.915 --> 00:05:17.555 - There you go. 00:05:17.862 --> 00:05:19.550 - Give the sharpener back. 00:05:19.550 --> 00:05:21.381 - What's your problem? 00:05:21.381 --> 00:05:24.727 - What do you take me for, a fresh--man? 00:05:24.727 --> 00:05:25.855 Give the sharpener back. 00:05:25.855 --> 00:05:28.186 - Jose, what are you doing? 00:05:28.186 --> 00:05:30.722 - Fine, Jeez. 00:05:33.091 --> 00:05:35.459 - What was that all about Jose? 00:05:35.459 --> 00:05:40.130 - Don't worry, I got you. "Hose B". 00:05:59.023 --> 00:06:00.735 - Alright, class, that's it. 00:06:00.735 --> 00:06:04.652 Remember, Chapter 15! Read it... or not, it's your future. 00:06:04.652 --> 00:06:08.237 Oh by the way, pop quiz next week! You guys know the drill. 00:06:09.252 --> 00:06:13.289 Oh, Taylor, I'll need to speak with you after class, if you have a moment. 00:06:14.105 --> 00:06:17.767 Good work today, guys. I was kidding. 00:06:17.767 --> 00:06:20.803 Remember these days, kids. You will miss them. 00:06:20.803 --> 00:06:22.827 See you tomorrow! 00:06:22.827 --> 00:06:27.518 Hey, Taylor, I want to talk to you about the... the homecoming dance. 00:06:27.518 --> 00:06:30.769 I know it is kinda a thing that you are planning with the student council. 00:06:30.769 --> 00:06:34.656 But we do have a lot of volunteering that is coming up, you know, 00:06:34.656 --> 00:06:36.249 make sure you still have time to do that. 00:06:36.249 --> 00:06:37.956 - No, definitely, it should be fine. 00:06:37.956 --> 00:06:39.731 We are almost done planning. 00:06:39.731 --> 00:06:44.180 - Okay alright, I trust you. You're not like the other bastards in this class. 00:06:44.180 --> 00:06:45.362 You're the good one. 00:06:45.362 --> 00:06:46.905 - Thanks, I appreciate it. Is that it? 00:06:46.905 --> 00:06:49.282 - Alright I'll see you later. - Bye. 00:06:56.682 --> 00:06:59.654 - Don't you ever do that again. 00:06:59.654 --> 00:07:01.532 - Excuse me? 00:07:01.532 --> 00:07:03.343 - I said, don't you ever do that again. 00:07:03.343 --> 00:07:05.432 Keeping Taylor in the room alone is not safe. 00:07:05.432 --> 00:07:08.260 - Oh yea, I forgot, you are right. 00:07:08.260 --> 00:07:12.674 I didn't know what I was thinking otherwise I'll be... Who the hell are you? 00:07:12.674 --> 00:07:15.160 - Well, I am the new kid, remember? 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:16.642 You just introduced me. 00:07:16.642 --> 00:07:18.648 - Get the hell out of my class! 00:07:18.648 --> 00:07:21.436 - I am glad that we had this talk. 00:07:39.313 --> 00:07:40.779 - Hey there, son. 00:07:40.779 --> 00:07:42.181 I am glad I found you. 00:07:42.181 --> 00:07:44.991 I hope you enjoyed your first day of school so far. 00:07:44.991 --> 00:07:47.399 I just wanted to give you your new locker assignment. 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:52.488 Actually, you are quite lucky, a new one just opened up the other day. 00:07:59.642 --> 00:08:02.584 - Oh, hey! 00:08:02.584 --> 00:08:05.478 Wow, your locker is next to mine. 00:08:05.478 --> 00:08:07.368 I wonder where Billy went. 00:08:07.368 --> 00:08:10.693 - Yea, strange huh, Ha ha ha ha... 00:08:11.908 --> 00:08:14.568 - Well if we gonna see each other this much, 00:08:14.568 --> 00:08:16.777 why don't we just start over? 00:08:16.777 --> 00:08:20.878 Hi, Jose, I'm Taylor. Nice to meet you. 00:08:21.524 --> 00:08:24.876 - Nice to meet you too. 00:08:24.876 --> 00:08:27.041 - It's called a handshake, Jose. 00:08:27.041 --> 00:08:30.808 You're so silly, it's like you've never made a friend before. 00:08:30.808 --> 00:08:34.067 - "You will follow orders!" - "Ahhh..." 00:08:34.067 --> 00:08:35.101 - Hey Taylor! 00:08:35.101 --> 00:08:37.345 - Oh hey, what's up, how are you? 00:08:37.345 --> 00:08:38.816 - I'm good. Did you finish that paper in English? 00:08:38.816 --> 00:08:42.145 - No, not yet, it is due soon? In two days... 00:08:43.099 --> 00:08:49.330 Suspect from across the hall examines his target, his eyes indicate he is aiming for the most exposed and vital area, her chest. 00:08:49.428 --> 00:08:57.513 Only 3 steps away from pumping her with barrages of bullet punches straight to her ribcages that will no doubt stop her heart forever for life! 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:01.522 - What are you looking at?! 00:09:01.522 --> 00:09:02.540 - Bye Jose! 00:09:02.540 --> 00:09:03.411 - Bye! 00:09:03.411 --> 00:09:06.990 - I said, what were you looking at? 00:09:06.990 --> 00:09:12.214 - Chill out, Man, I'm just checking out Taylor's rack, she is looking especially hot today. 00:09:12.214 --> 00:09:14.223 - Her rack? 00:09:14.223 --> 00:09:16.141 - Yea, man, her knockers. 00:09:16.141 --> 00:09:17.880 - So you were trying to knock her! 00:09:17.880 --> 00:09:20.281 - No, man, I am talking about her boobs! 00:09:20.281 --> 00:09:22.237 - You know, these things? 00:09:22.237 --> 00:09:26.896 - Oh, okay then, as long as you were not looking at that ribcage. 00:09:26.896 --> 00:09:31.220 You stay the hell away from that ribcage! 00:09:35.620 --> 00:09:37.221 - Bryson! New guy! 00:09:37.283 --> 00:09:39.036 - I'm gonna destroy you! 00:09:39.036 --> 00:09:43.742 Your face is gonna be so ugly when I am done with your face, cause... it's kinda handsome right now. 00:09:43.742 --> 00:09:49.025 Ah.....! 00:09:49.164 --> 00:09:52.907 - I wasn't ready! I want a rematch! 00:09:56.461 --> 00:10:00.846 Target is greatly outnumbered by opposition, each of them possesses some sort of netted-stick weapon. 00:10:00.846 --> 00:10:05.898 Surrounded and unaware, she is vulnerable to attacks from all directions! 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:27.074 - Jose? Where did you come from? 00:10:27.074 --> 00:10:28.887 - You almost took a shuttlecock to the face. 00:10:28.887 --> 00:10:30.233 - But how did you...? 00:10:30.233 --> 00:10:32.886 - What are you doing?! Come on! Let me go! 00:10:32.886 --> 00:10:36.254 How did I even get here?! Let me go! Come on! 00:10:36.254 --> 00:10:39.614 - How did you do that? 00:10:40.061 --> 00:10:43.964 - He's like... incredibly fast and strong. 00:10:43.964 --> 00:10:49.301 - He's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong. 00:10:49.301 --> 00:10:54.828 - I know, right? He's like a... a unicorn! 00:10:54.828 --> 00:10:59.085 - But a human... a "humacorn". 00:10:59.085 --> 00:11:02.740 - Stop it guys, he's just different. 00:11:02.740 --> 00:11:04.537 - He's a freak. 00:11:04.537 --> 00:11:08.807 - I don't know, I think he is kinda cute the way he takes everything so seriously. 00:11:08.807 --> 00:11:11.657 - It's kinda creepy... don't you think? 00:11:11.657 --> 00:11:16.340 - He's harmless, he's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention. 00:11:16.340 --> 00:11:20.620 - A "humacoruppy"! 00:11:20.620 --> 00:11:24.061 - You girls are ridiculous. Let's go. 00:11:24.061 --> 00:11:26.973 - I think Taylor has a crush. 00:11:44.496 --> 00:11:51.649 "High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!" 00:11:58.233 --> 00:12:00.761 - What happened? 00:12:00.761 --> 00:12:03.325 - Slippery floors... 00:12:03.325 --> 00:12:04.142 - What? 00:12:04.142 --> 00:12:09.052 - Probably didn't see the "Piso Mojado" sign... 00:12:09.052 --> 00:12:10.427 - What? 00:12:10.427 --> 00:12:11.834 - Yea, let's just... 00:12:11.834 --> 00:12:14.097 - But what about my... 00:12:17.943 --> 00:12:22.028 - Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school. 00:12:22.028 --> 00:12:25.857 - You're still alive, so it's a great day. 00:12:25.857 --> 00:12:29.215 - Okay, I'll see you later. 00:12:30.030 --> 00:12:33.396 Oh, are you coming this way too? 00:12:44.981 --> 00:12:50.895 - Hey, so I was talking to Mr. Anderson about the event coming right after homecoming. 00:12:50.895 --> 00:12:55.180 I am gonna need a lot of help planing that event. I don't know how... 00:12:55.734 --> 00:12:56.764 - No...! 00:12:56.764 --> 00:12:59.471 - Ah..! Oh my god! 00:12:59.471 --> 00:13:01.068 Get out of my room! 00:13:01.068 --> 00:13:02.819 - Don't throw things... No! 00:13:02.819 --> 00:13:04.359 - Get away from me! Ah...! 00:13:04.359 --> 00:13:06.699 - Alright, I am not gonna hurt you. 00:13:06.699 --> 00:13:09.532 You just need to... just calm down, Okay? 00:13:09.532 --> 00:13:12.312 - Okay... 00:13:13.174 --> 00:13:15.305 - Are you trying to get yourself killed? 00:13:15.305 --> 00:13:18.775 Did you know what you just almost did but didn't do because I didn't let you do what you wanted to do? 00:13:18.775 --> 00:13:19.552 - Yes? 00:13:19.552 --> 00:13:21.284 - No! You don't! 00:13:21.284 --> 00:13:23.062 Do you know what this is? 00:13:23.062 --> 00:13:27.131 This is Little Miss Double Rainbow Girly Cookies and you almost eat them all the way. 00:13:27.131 --> 00:13:31.548 You don't even know who has handled this or who could have poisoned this. 00:13:31.548 --> 00:13:32.606 - What? 00:13:32.606 --> 00:13:35.914 - Look, I've been trying to stay undercover but you are making this too damn difficult. 00:13:35.914 --> 00:13:38.954 First, first you handed over a pencil sharpener to someone with a pencil. 00:13:38.954 --> 00:13:40.531 Do you wanna get stab in the neck? 00:13:40.531 --> 00:13:43.919 And then, you almost took a shuttle cock to your face. Do you know how much that hurts? 00:13:44.150 --> 00:13:49.098 Have you ever have a shuttle cock to your face before? No, you haven't. It hurts, I know. 00:13:49.098 --> 00:13:55.906 Now you are eating cookies, you're eating cookies! Do you wanna get poisoned?...And fat? 00:13:55.906 --> 00:13:58.391 Your carelessness is driving me insane! 00:13:58.391 --> 00:14:02.211 - I am driving you insane? 00:14:02.211 --> 00:14:07.757 My friends are right.. you are a freak... 00:14:07.757 --> 00:14:10.845 I know exactly what you are... 00:14:10.845 --> 00:14:16.030 - Oh you do, alright then say it, say it out loud. 00:14:16.030 --> 00:14:18.312 - Unicorn... 00:14:18.312 --> 00:14:23.500 - What? Unicorns don't even exist, in North America, probably. 00:14:23.500 --> 00:14:27.103 - Then who... What are you? 00:14:27.103 --> 00:14:33.068 - Alright look, I am gonna be completely honest with you. 00:14:33.068 --> 00:14:36.986 I'm really not Mexican. My name is not Jose, it's Aiden. 00:14:36.986 --> 00:14:38.918 And I'm an A.S.S. 00:14:38.918 --> 00:14:40.234 - Yea, you are. 00:14:40.234 --> 00:14:44.041 - No, you don't understand. Look, I am in the final stages of becoming an Agent of Secret Stuff. 00:14:44.041 --> 00:14:46.793 And my last mission was to come here and protect you. 00:14:46.793 --> 00:14:49.001 - Protect me? From who? 00:14:49.001 --> 00:14:51.099 - The S.I.N.S.! 00:14:51.099 --> 00:14:53.620 - Is this all just to get me to go to church? 00:14:53.620 --> 00:14:55.702 - Oh my god... You're stupid. 00:14:55.702 --> 00:14:58.310 Alright, okay, here, here is the whole story. 00:14:58.310 --> 00:15:06.847 Back in WWII, a group of fleeing Nazi special agents formed a society of assassins to secretly revenge the Axis of power. This group is called the Society Involving No-so-good Stuff. 00:15:06.847 --> 00:15:15.357 One of the assassins only known as X when he could no longer support such a war in the world... fled the S.I.N.S. and started his own group of killers to battle all the S.I.N.S. plans. 00:15:15.357 --> 00:15:20.097 They were known as the Agent of Secret Stuff. That's me. 00:15:20.097 --> 00:15:22.608 The battle between A.S.S. and S.I.N.S. still continues today, 00:15:22.608 --> 00:15:27.894 and you are the S.I.N.S.'s latest target, to which I am assigned to prevent you from being killed. 00:15:27.894 --> 00:15:29.598 - But why me? 00:15:29.598 --> 00:15:32.678 - I have no idea why, but I never question my orders. 00:15:32.678 --> 00:15:36.954 "But why? I already did all the hard stuff." 00:15:36.954 --> 00:15:39.526 - Wow... 00:15:40.465 --> 00:15:44.979 You are seriously out of your mind. Can you leave? 00:15:44.979 --> 00:15:46.463 - But Taylor, you are in danger. 00:15:46.463 --> 00:15:48.556 - Stop! No I am not! 00:15:48.556 --> 00:15:52.746 I am a normal girl that goes to a normal high school and nothing is going to happen. 00:15:52.746 --> 00:15:55.764 The more you say that, the more it freaks me out, so please just stay out of my life! 00:15:55.764 --> 00:15:56.638 - But I am trying to.. 00:15:56.638 --> 00:16:00.215 - No! just leave! Please just go! 00:16:05.646 --> 00:16:12.896 - I'm sorry, I never meant to upset you. I don't know what it is like to be a normal kid. 00:16:12.896 --> 00:16:20.845 Ever since I was young, I was taught to never trust people, and to kill them instead. 00:16:20.845 --> 00:16:23.330 - That's really sad. 00:16:23.330 --> 00:16:29.352 - I've already failed my mission anyways... So, I'll stay out of your life. 00:16:33.168 --> 00:16:38.822 - Wait, Aiden. I am sorry. 00:16:38.822 --> 00:16:44.587 I know you meant well, but there is really no reason to be worried for me. 00:16:44.587 --> 00:16:54.709 Look, I think you are a cool guy and I'd rather just learn to have fun and instead of being scared of secret agents and stuff. 00:16:54.709 --> 00:16:57.777 Do you trust me? 00:16:59.392 --> 00:17:03.729 - No, didn't you hear everything I just said? 00:17:03.729 --> 00:17:07.039 - You know what, never mind, just come with me. 00:19:14.455 --> 00:19:16.617 - Did you hear, Scott asked me to the dance? 00:19:16.617 --> 00:19:18.699 - Oh my god! That's so cute! 00:19:18.699 --> 00:19:23.032 I feel like I've been waiting for this dance forever! 00:19:23.032 --> 00:19:28.215 - Okay so DJ's set, the photographer's set, good job on the ticket sales, girls, I think we are ready for tonight! 00:19:28.215 --> 00:19:29.751 - But there is one thing that isn't set. 00:19:29.751 --> 00:19:31.176 - What, what did I miss?! 00:19:31.176 --> 00:19:33.446 - A date! 00:19:33.446 --> 00:19:34.192 - Guys... 00:19:34.192 --> 00:19:37.628 - Maybe Aiden can help you out with that... 00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:45.580 - So... um... that dance sounds pretty interesting. 00:19:45.580 --> 00:19:49.199 - Yea, it's been a lot of work to plan. 00:19:49.199 --> 00:19:53.273 - You don't have anyone to go with? 00:19:53.273 --> 00:19:56.866 - No, not yet, I guess I've just been too busy. 00:19:56.866 --> 00:19:59.868 - Right, I see. 00:19:59.868 --> 00:20:03.495 Okay... Bye! 00:20:04.556 --> 00:20:05.864 - Hi Taylor! 00:20:05.864 --> 00:20:08.496 - Oh, Hey Melvin! 00:20:08.496 --> 00:20:13.912 - Well, the dance is tonight. God, you know the dance is tonight, 00:20:13.912 --> 00:20:16.162 You're planning it... 00:20:16.162 --> 00:20:21.766 Anyways, I just want to ask you, you would go to the dance with me? 00:20:21.766 --> 00:20:26.359 - Oh that is so sweet! But I don't know if I can because I have to... 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:30.160 - But you don't even have a date yet! 00:20:30.160 --> 00:20:31.770 - Yea, but I am planning it... 00:20:32.678 --> 00:20:35.470 Stop it... Stop it! 00:20:35.470 --> 00:20:36.490 What are you doing? 00:20:36.490 --> 00:20:39.566 - He was gonna attack you! with this! 00:20:39.566 --> 00:20:40.480 - Are you crazy, this a flower! 00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.986 - I swear there was a blade, right here! 00:20:42.986 --> 00:20:47.248 - Have you not taught you anything? You still don't trust me! 00:20:50.955 --> 00:20:52.706 You know, I thought you changed. 00:20:52.706 --> 00:20:54.578 But you are still in your stupid crazy world. 00:20:54.578 --> 00:20:56.623 Now you are just hurting innocent people. 00:20:56.623 --> 00:20:57.555 - But I swear... 00:20:57.555 --> 00:21:03.153 - No just stop it... Just stay away... Just leave me alone. 00:21:05.891 --> 00:21:09.294 I tried, Aiden. I really did. 00:21:10.987 --> 00:21:15.679 You know what Melvin, I will go to the dance with you. 00:21:21.156 --> 00:21:23.928 Great...going Aiden. 00:21:23.928 --> 00:21:27.366 Maybe Taylor was right, I don't belong here. 00:21:27.366 --> 00:21:29.641 This whole mission is just stupid. 00:21:29.641 --> 00:21:35.621 This is what it takes to get my A.S.S.H.O.L.E.? Maybe I don't even want it! 00:21:54.098 --> 00:21:55.720 Taylor! 00:22:18.166 --> 00:22:21.859 He is escaping to secret warehouse. Turn left. 00:22:30.013 --> 00:22:34.303 Melvin getting away, hurry the hell up, dude. 00:22:38.041 --> 00:22:39.168 - Where are they? 00:22:39.168 --> 00:22:41.361 - What? 00:22:41.361 --> 00:22:43.667 - Tell me where the training wheels are! 00:22:43.667 --> 00:22:47.885 - What are you talking about, man, I go to high school, I don't use training wheels. 00:23:17.377 --> 00:23:20.678 - Aiden! 00:23:20.678 --> 00:23:22.142 - What... 00:23:22.142 --> 00:23:23.336 - It's too late Aiden! 00:23:23.336 --> 00:23:25.309 - No...! 00:23:25.309 --> 00:23:27.269 - No, it's not! 00:23:27.269 --> 00:23:29.491 - Oh, okay. 00:23:29.491 --> 00:23:30.821 - But it's a trap. 00:23:30.821 --> 00:23:32.507 - No...! 00:23:32.507 --> 00:23:35.283 - No it's not, don't listen to her. 00:23:35.283 --> 00:23:36.204 - Oh, okay. 00:23:36.204 --> 00:23:39.612 - No listen to me, it's a trap. Right there! 00:23:39.612 --> 00:23:41.982 - A trap? 00:23:49.090 --> 00:23:52.040 - I destroyed your trap, Melvin, it's over! 00:23:52.071 --> 00:23:58.105 - Oh is it? I beg to differ. If anything, it's the exact opposite of over... 00:23:58.105 --> 00:24:01.910 It's "under"... 00:24:03.356 --> 00:24:05.860 Anyway, see we've already won. 00:24:05.860 --> 00:24:09.685 Now that we have Taylor, we S.I.N.S. have everything to overthrow you, 00:24:09.685 --> 00:24:10.955 stinky A.S.S.es. 00:24:10.955 --> 00:24:13.544 - Wait... Taylor... Wait, what? 00:24:13.544 --> 00:24:16.495 - You don't know about her? 00:24:16.495 --> 00:24:19.663 - Well... I know some things... 00:24:19.663 --> 00:24:25.309 I know that she can only read from left to right, that she's really good at hitting shuttle cocks with a netted-stick, 00:24:25.309 --> 00:24:36.882 that she's really smart, funny and cute, that she's my best friend, my only friend. 00:24:36.882 --> 00:24:39.053 - Aw... Aden... 00:24:39.053 --> 00:24:45.139 - Aw... Aden... I mean... But I was thinking along the line of... She's the future of all the A.S.S.es. 00:24:45.139 --> 00:24:46.257 - She is? 00:24:46.288 --> 00:24:47.126 - I am? 00:24:47.126 --> 00:24:49.688 - Jeez, don't they teach anything over there? 00:24:49.688 --> 00:24:50.897 You are one dumb ass! 00:24:50.897 --> 00:24:54.063 - Nobody calls me dumb! 00:24:58.586 --> 00:25:00.486 - Aiden.. No! 00:25:00.486 --> 00:25:02.163 - Mouse trap... 00:26:23.102 --> 00:26:25.560 Good night, Aiden. 00:26:30.683 --> 00:26:33.247 That's cute, Taylor. 00:26:33.247 --> 00:26:38.928 Real cute. Now get back in your... 00:26:38.928 --> 00:26:41.241 Fix your chair, and get back in it! 00:26:41.241 --> 00:26:44.468 - How could you do this Melvin. We've been friends for years! 00:26:44.468 --> 00:26:48.012 - Every year I've been trying to kill you. 00:26:48.012 --> 00:26:52.185 - Because of people like you that Aiden can't live a normal life. 00:26:52.185 --> 00:26:54.553 You made me miss my own homecoming dance. 00:26:54.553 --> 00:27:01.528 - Ha, don't you mean home-no-one's-coming dance? 00:27:01.528 --> 00:27:03.986 1-0 Melvin! 00:27:03.986 --> 00:27:10.345 Anyways, me and the kids have been talking about how your little dance and how we are not gonna go cause we are pretty sure that it's gonna suck! 00:27:23.929 --> 00:27:25.436 - What the hell, Taylor. 00:27:25.436 --> 00:27:27.935 - I thought you wanna dance, Melvin. 00:27:52.366 --> 00:27:54.089 - Aiden, are you okay? 00:27:54.089 --> 00:27:56.757 - No! It hurts real bad. 00:27:56.757 --> 00:27:59.151 - Thanks for coming after me. 00:27:59.151 --> 00:28:01.427 - Can I tell you something? 00:28:01.427 --> 00:28:03.882 - What? 00:28:03.882 --> 00:28:07.618 - I told you so. - Shut up. 00:28:07.618 --> 00:28:09.819 - Ruining the moment! 00:28:09.819 --> 00:28:11.866 - Death chop! 00:28:15.819 --> 00:28:18.702 - Tracy? What are you doing here? 00:28:18.702 --> 00:28:20.345 - I was informed you were in danger. 00:28:20.345 --> 00:28:22.897 - By who? 00:28:22.897 --> 00:28:24.412 - By me. 00:28:24.412 --> 00:28:25.984 - Who are you? 00:28:25.984 --> 00:28:27.023 - I am your... 00:28:27.023 --> 00:28:28.769 - My father? 00:28:28.769 --> 00:28:33.261 - What? No... How is that even possible, I am like the same age as you, that's disgusting. 00:28:33.261 --> 00:28:36.163 I am your step-step-brother-in-law. 00:28:36.163 --> 00:28:40.205 You know what, don't worry about it. Your dad was really promiscuous, forget it, long story. 00:28:40.205 --> 00:28:45.137 - He's been watching over you, Aiden. We all have. 00:28:45.137 --> 00:28:50.693 - Then you know that I failed. Taylor was in great danger and I couldn't even protect her. 00:28:50.693 --> 00:28:54.031 - On the contrary, you have succeeded. 00:28:54.031 --> 00:29:01.278 Not only have you discovered the S.I.N.S. agent within the high school but you have brought out Taylor's full potential, 00:29:01.278 --> 00:29:03.642 enriching what she's destined to become. 00:29:03.642 --> 00:29:07.126 - I did? Okay, cool. 00:29:07.126 --> 00:29:10.278 - Me? what does that mean? 00:29:11.124 --> 00:29:13.062 - Taylor... 00:29:13.062 --> 00:29:15.523 - Where are all these people coming from? 00:29:15.523 --> 00:29:19.227 - Have you ever wondered why your parents are black? 00:29:19.227 --> 00:29:20.461 - I was adopted... 00:29:20.461 --> 00:29:22.496 - And why you speak 10 languages? 00:29:22.496 --> 00:29:24.548 - "Je ne sais pas?" 00:29:24.548 --> 00:29:29.950 - Straight A student and very good at first person shooters. 00:29:29.950 --> 00:29:35.571 And now you have defeated a S.I.N.S. agent with no training ever! 00:29:35.571 --> 00:29:37.965 - Because I'm...awesome? 00:29:37.965 --> 00:29:42.034 - Well, I could have done that too... If I wanted... 00:29:42.034 --> 00:29:45.937 - It is in your blood, Taylor... 00:29:45.937 --> 00:29:49.658 to be an amazing A.S.S.! 00:29:49.658 --> 00:29:56.801 You are the daughter of Agent X, the founder of all the A.S.S.es. 00:29:56.801 --> 00:30:02.054 Taylor, you are my daughter. 00:30:02.054 --> 00:30:04.372 - But you are so old... 00:30:04.372 --> 00:30:08.966 - But your mama was so young... 00:30:10.027 --> 00:30:11.589 - Aiden, I am... 00:30:11.589 --> 00:30:12.736 - My father? 00:30:12.736 --> 00:30:16.554 - No.. no, Aiden, no one here is your freaking father! 00:30:16.554 --> 00:30:19.590 I mean he abandoned you at birth. 00:30:19.590 --> 00:30:22.050 He is not coming back. 00:30:22.050 --> 00:30:29.234 - Aiden, I am very proud to present you with the H.O.L.E. 00:30:29.234 --> 00:30:33.017 You are now an official Agent of Secret Stuff. 00:30:33.017 --> 00:30:34.138 My A.S.S.H.O.L.E. 00:30:34.138 --> 00:30:37.128 - Congratulations, kid. 00:30:37.128 --> 00:30:38.946 - So now what. 00:30:38.946 --> 00:30:43.651 - And now... you are part of our world. 00:30:43.651 --> 00:30:51.490 The S.I.N.S. will be following you and Aiden more intensely than ever before... 00:30:59.044 --> 00:31:01.149 - The dance is ending right now! 00:31:01.149 --> 00:31:05.296 - Oh yea, speaking of the dance, I was wondering if I can 00:31:05.296 --> 00:31:08.394 - Aiden you wanna come to the homecoming dance with me? 00:31:08.394 --> 00:31:10.023 - Yea sure, I got nothing better to do... 00:31:10.023 --> 00:31:11.763 - Let's go. 00:31:22.625 --> 00:31:28.252 No... 00:31:28.252 --> 00:31:31.985 We're too late... we missed it. 00:31:44.185 --> 00:31:46.430 - Sorry we missed your dance. 00:31:46.430 --> 00:31:49.403 Being a secret agent is really hard. 00:31:49.403 --> 00:31:52.566 - It's okay, it's not your fault. 00:32:01.212 --> 00:32:05.757 Will you move to the musical notes with me? 00:32:22.403 --> 00:32:26.481 - So Aiden, you have all the gagdets. 00:32:26.481 --> 00:32:32.660 You can fight, you are brave, you are smart, and now you have your H.O.L.E 00:32:32.660 --> 00:32:37.478 But you know you still have one thing missing if you want to be a secret agent. 00:32:37.478 --> 00:32:41.652 - Wait, what? That's impossible, what could I be missing? 00:32:41.652 --> 00:32:48.349 - Well, everyone knows the real secret agent always gets the girl in the end. 00:32:48.349 --> 00:32:54.935 - I've honestly never heard that before. That sounds ridiculous. 00:32:55.273 --> 00:33:02.898 But.. um... Maybe... maybe you can help me with that. 00:33:04.437 --> 00:33:05.903 - Bush! 00:33:05.903 --> 00:33:06.882 - Somebody's there. 00:33:06.882 --> 00:33:08.348 - I'll go left. - I'll go right. 00:33:08.348 --> 00:33:09.351 - Ready? One, two... 00:33:09.351 --> 00:33:12.305 - Wait! There's one more thing...