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Are you going to watch the Eurovvision Song Contest?

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Nope

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the whole thing is just ridiculous

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i mean it used to be about the music now it's just this

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circus

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Well you'll be glad to know that

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the book makers don't even think Ireland will get out of

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the qualifiers

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What?

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Yeah

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They're writing us off?

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Well I guess so

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Bit early for that isn't it?

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Um...

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What odds did they give the Brits?

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Uh...

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They don't have to

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Why?

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Well they're part of the big five who automatically qualify

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Well that's not fair

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Well

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I don't care as long as Sweden don't win

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Why Sweden?

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Well if they win they'll knock us off the top spot

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of being the most successful country

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in the history of the competition

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That's it

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When do the phone lines open?

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I thought you didn't care about the Eurovision?

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An Irish woman

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is in need

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She's Norwegian

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Pack your bags

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We're going to Switzerland

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You haven't even heard the song yet

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I don't care about the song

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I thought you said it should be about the music

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It's not about the music

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It's about winning

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It's about Ireland

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and sticking it to the big five

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You didn't know who they were 5 minutes ago

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but more importantly

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it's about the misery

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Misery?

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This nation thrives

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on misery

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we won't support you if you're doing well in fact

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we might even hate you for it

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but when your back's against the wall

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when you don't stand a chance

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when there's no logical hope

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of victory

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by God

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we'll be there

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Like the Irish football team?

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Ah I wouldn't watch them

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They're shite

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Doomdah

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We are playing in Dublin in Vicer Street

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that's right then we're hot tailing it all the way to New Zealand

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and Australia for a few gigs there Perth and Auckland

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are already sold out so

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remaining tickets there slim on the ground

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Come on Ireland

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Go on Emmy you can do it

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go on take it home

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just get through the semi-finals anyway

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Doomdah