Are you going to watch the Eurovvision Song Contest?
Nope
the whole thing is just ridiculous
i mean it used to be about the music now it's just this
circus
Well you'll be glad to know that
the book makers don't even think Ireland will get out of
the qualifiers
What?
Yeah
They're writing us off?
Well I guess so
Bit early for that isn't it?
Um...
What odds did they give the Brits?
Uh...
They don't have to
Why?
Well they're part of the big five who automatically qualify
Well that's not fair
Well
I don't care as long as Sweden don't win
Why Sweden?
Well if they win they'll knock us off the top spot
of being the most successful country
in the history of the competition
That's it
When do the phone lines open?
I thought you didn't care about the Eurovision?
An Irish woman
is in need
She's Norwegian
Pack your bags
We're going to Switzerland
You haven't even heard the song yet
I don't care about the song
I thought you said it should be about the music
It's not about the music
It's about winning
It's about Ireland
and sticking it to the big five
You didn't know who they were 5 minutes ago
but more importantly
it's about the misery
Misery?
This nation thrives
on misery
we won't support you if you're doing well in fact
we might even hate you for it
but when your back's against the wall
when you don't stand a chance
when there's no logical hope
of victory
by God
we'll be there
Like the Irish football team?
Ah I wouldn't watch them
They're shite
Doomdah
We are playing in Dublin in Vicer Street
that's right then we're hot tailing it all the way to New Zealand
and Australia for a few gigs there Perth and Auckland
are already sold out so
remaining tickets there slim on the ground
Come on Ireland
Go on Emmy you can do it
go on take it home
just get through the semi-finals anyway
Doomdah