1 00:00:01,006 --> 00:00:03,530 Are you going to watch the Eurovvision Song Contest? 2 00:00:03,530 --> 00:00:04,277 Nope 3 00:00:04,277 --> 00:00:05,752 the whole thing is just ridiculous 4 00:00:05,752 --> 00:00:07,898 i mean it used to be about the music now it's just this 5 00:00:07,898 --> 00:00:08,661 circus 6 00:00:08,661 --> 00:00:09,811 Well you'll be glad to know that 7 00:00:09,811 --> 00:00:11,837 the book makers don't even think Ireland will get out of 8 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,020 the qualifiers 9 00:00:13,694 --> 00:00:14,198 What? 10 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:14,698 Yeah 11 00:00:14,698 --> 00:00:15,675 They're writing us off? 12 00:00:15,675 --> 00:00:16,450 Well I guess so 13 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:17,624 Bit early for that isn't it? 14 00:00:17,624 --> 00:00:18,124 Um... 15 00:00:18,124 --> 00:00:19,152 What odds did they give the Brits? 16 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:19,764 Uh... 17 00:00:19,764 --> 00:00:21,564 They don't have to 18 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:22,064 Why? 19 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,379 Well they're part of the big five who automatically qualify 20 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,329 Well that's not fair 21 00:00:25,329 --> 00:00:25,896 Well 22 00:00:25,896 --> 00:00:27,904 I don't care as long as Sweden don't win 23 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,244 Why Sweden? 24 00:00:29,244 --> 00:00:32,122 Well if they win they'll knock us off the top spot 25 00:00:32,122 --> 00:00:33,622 of being the most successful country 26 00:00:33,622 --> 00:00:35,178 in the history of the competition 27 00:00:35,178 --> 00:00:36,271 That's it 28 00:00:36,271 --> 00:00:37,368 When do the phone lines open? 29 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:38,518 I thought you didn't care about the Eurovision? 30 00:00:38,518 --> 00:00:40,000 An Irish woman 31 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,100 is in need 32 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:41,683 She's Norwegian 33 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:43,496 Pack your bags 34 00:00:43,496 --> 00:00:45,002 We're going to Switzerland 35 00:00:45,002 --> 00:00:47,289 You haven't even heard the song yet 36 00:00:47,289 --> 00:00:48,755 I don't care about the song 37 00:00:48,755 --> 00:00:50,065 I thought you said it should be about the music 38 00:00:50,065 --> 00:00:52,019 It's not about the music 39 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,037 It's about winning 40 00:00:53,037 --> 00:00:53,940 It's about Ireland 41 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:55,625 and sticking it to the big five 42 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:56,950 You didn't know who they were 5 minutes ago 43 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:58,873 but more importantly 44 00:00:58,873 --> 00:01:00,025 it's about the misery 45 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:00,770 Misery? 46 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:02,811 This nation thrives 47 00:01:02,811 --> 00:01:03,733 on misery 48 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:06,142 we won't support you if you're doing well in fact 49 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:08,106 we might even hate you for it 50 00:01:08,106 --> 00:01:10,280 but when your back's against the wall 51 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,793 when you don't stand a chance 52 00:01:11,793 --> 00:01:14,427 when there's no logical hope 53 00:01:14,427 --> 00:01:16,063 of victory 54 00:01:16,063 --> 00:01:17,944 by God 55 00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:19,091 we'll be there 56 00:01:19,091 --> 00:01:20,569 Like the Irish football team? 57 00:01:20,569 --> 00:01:21,369 Ah I wouldn't watch them 58 00:01:21,369 --> 00:01:22,235 They're shite 59 00:01:22,235 --> 00:01:23,422 Doomdah 60 00:01:23,422 --> 00:01:26,463 We are playing in Dublin in Vicer Street 61 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,004 that's right then we're hot tailing it all the way to New Zealand 62 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:31,456 and Australia for a few gigs there Perth and Auckland 63 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:32,561 are already sold out so 64 00:01:32,561 --> 00:01:34,646 remaining tickets there slim on the ground 65 00:01:35,424 --> 00:01:36,822 Come on Ireland 66 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:38,035 Go on Emmy you can do it 67 00:01:38,035 --> 00:01:39,244 go on take it home 68 00:01:39,244 --> 00:01:40,737 just get through the semi-finals anyway 69 00:01:41,707 --> 00:01:44,531 Doomdah