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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.01,0:00:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you going to watch the Eurovvision Song Contest?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.53,0:00:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.28,0:00:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the whole thing is just ridiculous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.75,0:00:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,i mean it used to be about the music now it's just this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.90,0:00:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,circus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.66,0:00:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you'll be glad to know that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.81,0:00:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the book makers don't even think Ireland will get out of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.84,0:00:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the qualifiers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.69,0:00:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.20,0:00:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.70,0:00:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're writing us off?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.68,0:00:16.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I guess so
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.45,0:00:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bit early for that isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.62,0:00:18.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.12,0:00:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What odds did they give the Brits?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.15,0:00:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.76,0:00:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't have to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.56,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.06,0:00:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well they're part of the big five who automatically qualify
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.38,0:00:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's not fair
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.33,0:00:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.90,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care as long as Sweden don't win
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why Sweden?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.24,0:00:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if they win they'll knock us off the top spot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.12,0:00:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of being the most successful country
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.62,0:00:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the history of the competition
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.18,0:00:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.27,0:00:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When do the phone lines open?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you didn't care about the Eurovision?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.52,0:00:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An Irish woman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:41.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is in need
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.10,0:00:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's Norwegian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.68,0:00:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pack your bags
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.50,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to Switzerland
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't even heard the song yet
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.29,0:00:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care about the song
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.76,0:00:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you said it should be about the music
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.06,0:00:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not about the music
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.02,0:00:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about winning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.04,0:00:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about Ireland
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.94,0:00:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sticking it to the big five
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.62,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't know who they were 5 minutes ago
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but more importantly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.87,0:01:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's about the misery
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.02,0:01:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Misery?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.77,0:01:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This nation thrives
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.81,0:01:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on misery
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.73,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we won't support you if you're doing well in fact
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we might even hate you for it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.11,0:01:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when your back's against the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.28,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you don't stand a chance
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:14.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when there's no logical hope
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.43,0:01:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of victory
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.06,0:01:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by God
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.94,0:01:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll be there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.09,0:01:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like the Irish football team?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.57,0:01:21.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah I wouldn't watch them
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.37,0:01:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're shite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.24,0:01:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are playing in Dublin in Vicer Street
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's right then we're hot tailing it all the way to New Zealand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Australia for a few gigs there Perth and Auckland
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are already sold out so
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.56,0:01:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remaining tickets there slim on the ground
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Ireland
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.82,0:01:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go on Emmy you can do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.04,0:01:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go on take it home
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.24,0:01:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just get through the semi-finals anyway
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.71,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah