Shaikh Boomy Habibi

We are flanked on 3 fronts by Del Taco

Red Hill. Newport. Off the 5 and 55, you name it.

Khan comes soon. Cheesecakes bites galore.

We GONNA BLAST HASHI!!!

Ya Shaikh.

Ya Boomy.

We are at 20 points.

Hashi is at 120.

(removes nadhaara)

Jason. Hady. Khalid. Stay

Haney and scrubs, OUT

What. The. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the meaning of this???

20 points?

The whole damn team?

What did some of my niggahz die?

You fucking free loaders!

Eating my shit! $189 at CostCo!

Boomy - it happens!

No it doesnt!

Boomy - count your blessin-

No, you count my thrusts when I rape you anally you degenerate sleepy head!

Do you have any idea how much Sedi must be enjoying this you cock suckers!

This is the worst day of my entire life!

And I survived Howard!

God I'm so juiced on Sunkist right now

Got this moustache for Movember

To keep up with that Douche Hashi!

I was going to blame a close loss on Khan

but I'm down 100?

Where the fuck is Hartline!

I need a damn time machine.

Somebody find a Le Baron.

Somebody WhatsApp Commish Sedi.

Tell him to change the line up!

I wanna start Sproles instead of Bryce Brown. FML! FML!

It's ok habibti, we have next week......

I regret my parents moving to this country

I regret liking football

I regret ever joining the Goats

I wish I had never met Rami Hashish

At least Third Place gets $250

Get our buy in back

It gets a lot better after marriage right?

I mean at least I have that to look forward to