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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've never seen a body
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.78,0:00:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quite the same as that of Houdini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.33,0:00:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slippery like linguini
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sneaking outta teeny weenie little
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.86,0:00:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spaces small enough
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.95,0:00:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to fit your talent David
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.66,0:00:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not a challenge David
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your biggest endowment's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.20,0:00:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your bank account balances baby
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.76,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so abracadabra you billowy bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.74,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man you look like a pirate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the Las Vegas strip
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.94,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm swallowing needles and spitting out evil
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you couldn't escape from a flash paper bag
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm badder with patter and matter of fact
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.94,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't match all my skill
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you sawed me in half
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.83,0:00:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was a child
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were a god to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had to do what you do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you're like a Chinese wall to me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.31,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitch I'll walk right through you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this ain't the magic that you're used to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.09,0:00:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I float a rose hands free
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.03,0:00:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like it's Bluetooth
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.83,0:00:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my grand illusions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.41,0:00:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make your parlor tricks irrelevant
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.45,0:00:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the foot of lady liberty
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.22,0:00:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is stomping on your elephant
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.05,0:00:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you failed at making movies
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you failed at making kids
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.70,0:00:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should stick to what you're good at
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.63,0:00:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and lock them lips
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.51,0:00:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here's a tidbit that might drive you nuts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.90,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought half your shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:00:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I keep it locked up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.83,0:01:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got the slim fingers that were built for slights
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.48,0:01:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a chunky stuntman dressed in tights
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.05,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you talk shit about your hero
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that ain't right
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can look up to me now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you like heights
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.73,0:01:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your hack of a Bob Saget-y act
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.95,0:01:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is embarassing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.90,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're the saddest thing to happen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to Magic since The Gathering
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.15,0:01:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hanging by my ankles
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.39,0:01:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a crane I dangle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.24,0:01:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got lox on my bagel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.06,0:01:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you couldn't handle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.10,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smash your mirrors
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave your flying wires tangled
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can't hide shame
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.56,0:01:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a camera angle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did somebody say Angel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.96,0:01:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what they'd be watching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.58,0:01:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if it wasn't for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.41,0:01:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remind the world that magic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.35,0:01:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is supposed to make you happy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.38,0:01:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you waste time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.08,0:01:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,proving everybody wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.98,0:01:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm backstage getting my
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.01,0:01:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,supermodel groove on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.100,0:01:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should relax take a private trip
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.31,0:01:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to my private island
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.21,0:01:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,suck my private dick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.50,0:01:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll summon up a little Halloween brunch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.96,0:01:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deep fried sucker
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.76,0:01:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a side of punch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.74,0:01:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide