i have here the ideology iceberg

it was posted on my subreddit about a

year ago and i'll hear here's the credit

link

and now i'm just gonna i'm gonna look at

it and it's content what are you gonna

do about it alright so

in the uh in the nice part of the

iceberg where

we haven't descended into madness yet we

have some basic

political ideologies obviously

liberalism

social democracy humanism socialism

technocracy democracy environmentalism

feminism

enlightenment thought and then you have

libertarianism tribalism militarism

conservatism um now it also has things

on here like

racism i'm not sure hating a group of

people constitutes a

political ideology but uh

i mean because i don't think there's

enough substance there you can't just

hate a group of people and call that a

political ideology

am i right my fellow anti-centrists this

is this is just the tip of the iceberg

okay

you haven't really started you haven't

really started digging deep into

into what sort of connections your poor

little mind can

can have about politics so let's keep

going i'm not gonna talk too much about

any of this stuff

all right now we're in um we're in like

just underneath the

the iceberg territory so we have marxist

leninism

juche maoism a lot of you know classical

communist ideologies and ideologies that

are still in theory practiced by certain

states around the world today it's

obviously wacky when you compare it to

liberal democracy but they're still

being put into practice so it's not

completely insane yet yes but we're

getting there

um post-truth anti-natalism

post-modernism

okay so post-truth post-modernism those

aren't political ideologies those are

just

those are just ways of describing

culture so i'm not sure why they're even

on this list

but anti-natalism that's a fun one it's

basically the idea that people shouldn't

be born because if you do a quick

hedonistic calculus

there's more suffering in the world than

there is

joy so by being born you're essentially

doing someone a great disservice

if you want to look at a for example a

spectrum you could you could have on one

end of the spectrum

being anti-natalist uh nobody should

ever be born

and then you have like a hyper natalist

who wants you know no matter the

the circumstances people should be born

maybe even people

should be forced to gestate as much as

possible

reactionaries nationalists minarchists

objectivists

anarcho-capitalists pirate politics

i'm not actually sure what pirate

politics is let's look this up civil

rights direct democracy including

e-democracy participation in government

reform of copyright and patent laws

basically this is just the gist that i'm

getting it's like

the ideology for the pirate bay and with

a heavy

you know focus on online stuff so

i but as you get more into the computer

stuff this will get more and more

weird but okay also this is this is

quick just for my own purposes

mercantism i'm pretty sure they mean

mercantilism let's let's look that up

mercantism uh

yeah they mean mercantilism so um i i

feel like i should make a counter of how

many spelling mistakes i find

in this on this iceberg so boom bottom

left boom

okay while we're looking for spelling

mistakes let's go back up to the deer

plant

here full fatalism boom

fusionism okay you might look at some of

these and think that the

the maker of this iceberg just made them

up actually fusionism is a real thing

it's

it was this idea of like fusing kind of

like the economically right-wing and the

culturally right-wing branches of the

conservative party into a unified force

kind of like a moderate

right unity uh that was like i don't

know i was thinking i was like 60 years

ago or something

objectivism was the ideology of ayn rand

uh

objectivists don't call it a political

ideology it's more of like an

overarching philosophy of everything but

it ends up just being um like an almost

narco capitalist political ideology

ludism is basically

um you're not quite at n prime levels

yet

uh for example ted kaczynski a lot of

people don't view him as an

anarcho-primitivist because

they view anarcho-primitivism to be like

more of like a

real focus on the tribe uh ted kizinski

was more like just

anti he didn't like the new technology

the newfangled technology

you might call a follower of ted

kaczynski not an and prim but a

neo-ludite or a ludite okay now we've

reached quirky teen tier so if you watch

drake videos you are here i typically

don't

you know go beyond this point because

well once you go beyond this point you

find subreddits for like 100

followers and you're like is this can

you count this as a political ideology

if

some 18 year old on discord wrote up a

little manifesto and

flung it into the wilds and then a bunch

of hungry 16 year olds

lapped it up and the answer is yes it's

the new industrial revolution but for

political ideologies

grab one while they're hot so we have um

the classics nazbul passatist

we also have gaddafi ism for uh you know

gaddafi

pol pot ziziak euro communism

anarcho-primitivism i think yeah and

narco primitivism being in this tear is

probably right most of the post-left

ideologies are here so egoist anarchism

okay post-left's actually down here in

tier four that's weird so

like the anti-civ ideologies like

basically just broad anarchist critiques

of civilization

a lot of a lot of the post-lefty stuff

mutualism

kind of like again like anarcho-centrism

just

down falg sc should i should i look this

up am i going to regret it

all right let's do it then i'll guess c

oh fully automated luxury gay space

communism

it gives me a very this one specifically

gives me very much star trek vibes where

like

you know people are like oh yes we got

rid of money we're so we're so good now

and we'll live in the future

but just year situationism has to do

with the uh

the situationalists the situationist

international were dudes who would like

they would like go for a walk to like

fight capitalism you know because like

if you go for a walk

then capitalism can't tell you where to

go it's like it's just like a

disorganized walk where you're just like

walking around you're like taking a

wrong turn

and capitalism can't control you man i'm

not going to go over every single

ideology obviously because we'd be here

all all

we'd be here longer than you have the

attention span for that's the truth of

it

that's the truth of it okay so up here

we have corporatocracy but out down here

we have corporatism

what is what's the difference between

those two the difference is corporacy

is when the corporation has more power

than the state

and corporatism is when the state

controls

the corporations so corporatism is

actually the economic

branch of the ideology of fascism deep

ecology that's a great one it states

that the um

the only unjust hierarchy is between man

and nature

so it's basically like you know free the

lobsters man why do they gotta be in

why do they gotta be in cages

collapsitarianism

i'm 99 sure that one's made up okay so i

have one result and it's from urban

dictionary

it's great one who believes that society

should collapse become a libertarian for

a few months until you realize the whole

system is messed up

then move on to anarchy where you want

to change the system shortly after that

become a calamitarian and sit back and

watch while it all burns

oh you gotta bring the popcorn i hate it

longism obviously that's huey long dong

long i'll try not to

i'll try not to dwell too much on things

i've already talked about okay this

one's fun impossiblism honestly i don't

know much about impossibleism i just

know it's got a funny

name and other than that once i start

having to read theory

i check out like it or not communists

the theory of the youth

will be disseminated through 35 second

tick talks and there's nothing you can

do about it i will not read capital

you cannot make me all right now we're

squarely in

neat tear so you know

you don't have a job you've been you've

been spending too much time online

your poor little brain your poor little

brain needs a break at this point

to be honest uh i've heard of maybe

only like 60 of these ones and i have

been

immersed in this [ __ ] for like two years

so don't feel too bad if if like none of

this makes any sense

at this point i'll do my best to to

guide you through here but

the waters are getting really murky

we're on the we're on the bottom of the

iceberg now dugan

was uh the writer of what you'd might

call the fourth political theory

uh so like a fourth positionist whereas

fascism claimed to be the third position

between socialism communism

and uh capitalism fascism positioned

itself as a

third position because you know they

were like

look we're better than a political

binary congratulations

fourth positionist managed to just be

fascism but

economically left-wing i'm pretty sure

jack so

we seem to have skipped accelerationism

we just went to the

specific kinds of accelerationism gx

stands for gender accelerationism uh

yuck is unconditional accelerationism

and ack what's anak oh

that was just a guess

call this ideology anak

anarchism is often phrased as the

abolition of unjust hierarchies this is

actually a terrible definition no one

wants hierarchies that they say are

unjust

well yeah that's that's actually people

who are in favor of um

unjust hierarchies say that they're like

the hierarchies are just because they

exist that's when you get like more on

the

right wing the hierarchies justify

themselves kind of philosophy see this

is what happens this is what happens

someone just makes up an ideology

and then i look it up and then there's

like a medium article with 200 claps

and now i gotta treat it seriously

because it's on an iceberg no i refuse

there needs to be like some kind of like

it has to like

break break out of a certain amount of

notoriety before i feel like

it's an ideology you know otherwise

everybody and their children

i was gonna say everybody and their

mother but their mothers probably don't

care everybody and their children

are are making ideologies and they say

hey drag

i came up with this new ideology it's

where

you have capitalism but you add

communism whoa whoa

all right what else we got here right

accelerationism

yeah uh italian futurism esoteric

hitlerism

um the nazis had some like esoteric

uh backbone to them and the the esoteric

fascists are like really into all the

pagan imagery the black sun

that kind of stuff christian anarchism

christian anarchism that's a fun one

ideologues did a interview with a

christian anarchist

check it out scum i'm glad this is here

this is the manifesto by

a schizophrenic lady who shot andy

warhol

um and basically just said men are scum

um

dare i say baste

freudo okay this first of all another

spelling error

bing uh it should be fruito marxism yeah

this this dude keeps uh confusing the

u's and the e so i'm starting to think

he's not an english speaker which is

fair enough now i feel bad about mocking

the typos i haven't looked

that deep into fruit and marxism but my

basic impression of it must be something

like

oh you want to uh

like use your capital to accrue more

capital it must be because

you want to have sex with your mom i

don't know

xenarchism okay oh okay so this is an

anarchist school of thought

that tries to

like incorporate buddhist teachings

there's a subreddit here i'm going to

check out but this is also reminding me

of

that it actually reminds me of like the

counterparts to alt buddhism

hilariously they both have like no

followers like 580-ish

i'm sorry for getting your subreddit

banned i really am wait a second there's

some buddhist infighting i

i need to read this i practice and

admire an uncompromising flavor of

theravada buddhism which has warrior

mentality

considered a conservative but

ultra-orthodox buddhism is not rooted in

dhamma even superficially so cannot

rightfully be considered orthodox in any

way anyways once you add buddhism to

political ideologies it

everything just just just starts getting

better for you

patchwork patchwork is kind of like a

vaguely anarcho-capitalist slash

neo-reactionary

idea where it's like decentralize

um everything but like corporations take

over because

if you look at a structure of a

corporation then the ceo is kind of like

a monarch

so it's sort of like pseudomonarchy but

through

capitalism it's like very authoritarian

right all right i've had enough i've had

enough of neat

tier let's go down to the historian

let's see so it seems like on this tier

it's mainly like

really old ideas

that are no longer relevant and they're

like super niche

um i recognize

almost none of them

i recognize peronism but i don't really

even really know what it is

fordism i recognize it's basically the

idea that like it's it's basically the

idea of mass production

industrialization i don't think it

should be this deep um

so let's pick a few that sound

interesting and keep keep moving because

it's too dark i can't see

aluminism never heard of that let's

let's find out what it is

illuminism oh well it's got a wikipedia

article

more than i was expecting one people

principle was the political ideology of

south korea under its first president

singh manree the illman principle has

been likened

by contemporary scholars to the nazi

idea of the master race

is this this is nazism for koreans

no [ __ ] huh the koreans were definitely

the nazis of the asians the illman

principle became the central ideology of

ri's national society

and its successor the liberal party

established in 1951 is this fish hook

theory i tried to understand peronism at

some point but

i i did not have enough dopamine for it

let's so let's try again

peronism also called justicialism is an

argentine political movement based on

the ideas and legacy of argentine

president

juan peron it's been an influential

movement in the 20th and 21st century

argentine politics

since 1946 pironis won 10 out of the 13

presidential elections

which they have been allowed to run it's

a very impressive track record for

something i've never heard of two arms

of peronism are social justice and

social help

national unity and not struggle it wants

heroes not murders yeah it seems like

argentinian communism kind of deal

argenian socialism kind of deal

uh-oh juan peron had sympathized with

axes powers but also expressed sympathy

for jewish rights and established

diplomatic relations with israel in

1949.

since then more than 45 000 jews have

immigrated israel from argentina

mystical anarchism

dare we dare we descend mystical

anarchism

a tendency within the russian symbolist

movement after 1906

a mishmash of nietzsche persian bakunin

and dostoevsky's rejection of necessity

this is why i don't read books it's too

much oh you have to press forward

but first tonight hey i'm wearing raycon

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raycons i can unplug from my screens and

finally get back to nature while still

being plugged in in my so it's almost

like

i'm still using technology i can't get

away from it but

just in those brief moments where you're

not spending 16 hours in front of the

screen you're still

consuming content like it's just

inescapable

recon earbuds give you six hours

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drag for fifteen percent all right

creepy computer repair people this is

the

this is really i'd say the the bottom of

the iceberg everything beyond this is

just

i think he just makes stuff up so techno

primitivism uh classic

i think this would probably be well okay

techno primitivism

mormon transhumanism that one's fun

exitocracy or is it exetocracy

so all right already we have the

foundations of

a great idea okay one up vote on reddit

on a subreddit with eight people in it

leading to

a post from a blog that does not exist

acid communism was just like

a variant of communism but everybody was

on lsd

and for some reason that just made them

acid communists instead of a narco

communist so nega situationism okay so

the only place that i can see it is in

some random guy's

tag on an anarcho-capitalist subreddit

it's got 10 results on google i don't

know what you expect by the way i really

like the uh the tier name creepy

computer repair people because

whenever you get a creepy computer

repair person around

some kind of drug and politics

it never goes well if i had a time

machine i would i would go back and

prevent nickland from doing all those

amphetamines the alt

woke that one's fun let's see

i'm just gonna i'm just gonna leave it

at this the catalytic

the catalytic left post landing left

accelerationism

the dark insurrection free-market

socialism apocalyptic communism

intersectional xeno-feminism

lifestyle branding is political ideology

and vice versa

fear and selfishness feed into online

advertisement which leads into the

attention

economy which leads into sales of

products and ideologies

which leads into the autonomous

capitalist algorithmic virus and its

human co-conspirators

hey that's me you may not like it but

this genuinely is the

some of the most relevant descriptions

of um

of the of the system we live in which is

funny because it's like incomprehensive

just like the system we live in

woke is a misnomer it's actually asleep

in myopic wok is a safe space for the

easily distracted and defensive pop

culture inbred

walks the left curled up in a fetal ball

scribbling think pieces about broad city

while its rights get trampled by

ascended fascism domestically and

globally

dang even the even the left

accelerationists don't like the wokes

dark mutualism okay i wanna i wanna get

past this one but at the same time i

wanna look at what dark mutualism is i'm

on a i'm on a niche subreddit with

something

with like very little upvotes

a neo-reactionary line of thought

holding that anarchism ran into an

impasse due to its embrace of communism

yeah it doesn't seem like uh doesn't

seem like mutualists are too into the

dark mutualists but

we're too [ __ ] deep okay nano

socialism

what is lrx how can when i look up left

reactionary the

suggested searches are contra points

twitter

how tall is contra points contra points

blog

contra points ins now this is either

um rule by people from the future

or something to do with

something else capito nationalism i'm

not sure how this differs from

authoritarian capitalism but

it probably is something to do with the

whole

mold bug idea of like corporations

ruling the world

wait a second it seems that there is a

subreddit about this

with four members excellent all right we

we got to keep moving here

web surfers archaeo distributism

republican phalangism juche capitalism

just normal stuff olnaz i never thought

i'd have to see bolnaz again

all right let's look at bolnaz

bolshevik nationalism

okay so

i'm getting i'm getting strong luigi

vibes okay really all i know about

bulmas

is their virulent hatred towards white

people but also

like a respect for mexican landowners ao

side mayo side is the genocide of white

people by diluting their genes into

other races i see uh

i see avid drag fans here someone's been

taken

taken a page out of the book of um the

reverse ethno state but they also want

to separate every economic class into

class

ethno states class no states where

prices are adjusted to wages

surprisingly based thumbs up but we're

going to keep moving

also i'm not really sure how that has

anything to do with national bolshevism

there's a pole compile anarchy

is this going to be a thing should i

invest in bowl nas now while it's still

a seedling

or is it going to die out i guess time

will tell

naz scent bowl

am i going to regret looking this up

national centrist bolshevism a synthesis

of neoliberalism

and national bolshevism oh

yeah oh this clears things up apparently

it was posted on my subreddit

and removed by reddit spam filters

synthesis of the current dialectic

between nasball and neoliberalism oh

so it's a centrist position between

because neoliberalism is kind of like

the opposite of

national bolshevism it's the center

position between the two

interesting so like national social

democrat

uh i think in my bernie trump video

it's like you know the national like

like trump is a is a nationalist and

then

bernie is a social democrat so it's like

national social democracy wiener bowl

i blocked myself from using twitter

because

it hurts my brain ken arkey all right

we've reached drittertier it's time to

go back all right surrealist here let's

let's go

uh urchinism like urbanism

why is it always why is it always racism

post post post post post right

fuca yamanism how many

it's too many posts no wave economics

one big club sandwich

marxist leninist dengues calvinist

kenya's maoist

reaganous titoist drumfest saloist

foucault list thought

fern the humanism

geoanarchism that's real all these are

fake but geoanarchism is real look

geo libertarianism and anarchism all

individuals have an equal right to own

land occupying land incurs and indemnity

to other individuals

which should be resolved in a

decentralized fashion through a system

of polycentric law

geoanarchism is the most extreme

individualist interpretation of georgism

okay now we're in the

marco yoongin-nest

tier we have cyclona pedology just the

concept of society union globally

anti-anti-masonry ether actualization

i assume that's like a like a stronger

form of transhumanism where

you actually can become an aetherkin

like in real life i'm going to just look

up one thing here because i'm pretty

sure this is all [ __ ] political

attitude

tendency to revert to something ancient

or ancestral

so like to take the concept of politics

and make it older

pedology we've gone too deep okay we're

reaching the the final tiers here

we have the 40th international slavoy

martinez

is get some boomerang when i started to

sink i barely even

saw the light of the sun fading away

until it was gone

dust