i have here the ideology iceberg
it was posted on my subreddit about a
year ago and i'll hear here's the credit
link
and now i'm just gonna i'm gonna look at
it and it's content what are you gonna
do about it alright so
in the uh in the nice part of the
iceberg where
we haven't descended into madness yet we
have some basic
political ideologies obviously
liberalism
social democracy humanism socialism
technocracy democracy environmentalism
feminism
enlightenment thought and then you have
libertarianism tribalism militarism
conservatism um now it also has things
on here like
racism i'm not sure hating a group of
people constitutes a
political ideology but uh
i mean because i don't think there's
enough substance there you can't just
hate a group of people and call that a
political ideology
am i right my fellow anti-centrists this
is this is just the tip of the iceberg
okay
you haven't really started you haven't
really started digging deep into
into what sort of connections your poor
little mind can
can have about politics so let's keep
going i'm not gonna talk too much about
any of this stuff
all right now we're in um we're in like
just underneath the
the iceberg territory so we have marxist
leninism
juche maoism a lot of you know classical
communist ideologies and ideologies that
are still in theory practiced by certain
states around the world today it's
obviously wacky when you compare it to
liberal democracy but they're still
being put into practice so it's not
completely insane yet yes but we're
getting there
um post-truth anti-natalism
post-modernism
okay so post-truth post-modernism those
aren't political ideologies those are
just
those are just ways of describing
culture so i'm not sure why they're even
on this list
but anti-natalism that's a fun one it's
basically the idea that people shouldn't
be born because if you do a quick
hedonistic calculus
there's more suffering in the world than
there is
joy so by being born you're essentially
doing someone a great disservice
if you want to look at a for example a
spectrum you could you could have on one
end of the spectrum
being anti-natalist uh nobody should
ever be born
and then you have like a hyper natalist
who wants you know no matter the
the circumstances people should be born
maybe even people
should be forced to gestate as much as
possible
reactionaries nationalists minarchists
objectivists
anarcho-capitalists pirate politics
i'm not actually sure what pirate
politics is let's look this up civil
rights direct democracy including
e-democracy participation in government
reform of copyright and patent laws
basically this is just the gist that i'm
getting it's like
the ideology for the pirate bay and with
a heavy
you know focus on online stuff so
i but as you get more into the computer
stuff this will get more and more
weird but okay also this is this is
quick just for my own purposes
mercantism i'm pretty sure they mean
mercantilism let's let's look that up
mercantism uh
yeah they mean mercantilism so um i i
feel like i should make a counter of how
many spelling mistakes i find
in this on this iceberg so boom bottom
left boom
okay while we're looking for spelling
mistakes let's go back up to the deer
plant
here full fatalism boom
fusionism okay you might look at some of
these and think that the
the maker of this iceberg just made them
up actually fusionism is a real thing
it's
it was this idea of like fusing kind of
like the economically right-wing and the
culturally right-wing branches of the
conservative party into a unified force
kind of like a moderate
right unity uh that was like i don't
know i was thinking i was like 60 years
ago or something
objectivism was the ideology of ayn rand
uh
objectivists don't call it a political
ideology it's more of like an
overarching philosophy of everything but
it ends up just being um like an almost
narco capitalist political ideology
ludism is basically
um you're not quite at n prime levels
yet
uh for example ted kaczynski a lot of
people don't view him as an
anarcho-primitivist because
they view anarcho-primitivism to be like
more of like a
real focus on the tribe uh ted kizinski
was more like just
anti he didn't like the new technology
the newfangled technology
you might call a follower of ted
kaczynski not an and prim but a
neo-ludite or a ludite okay now we've
reached quirky teen tier so if you watch
drake videos you are here i typically
don't
you know go beyond this point because
well once you go beyond this point you
find subreddits for like 100
followers and you're like is this can
you count this as a political ideology
if
some 18 year old on discord wrote up a
little manifesto and
flung it into the wilds and then a bunch
of hungry 16 year olds
lapped it up and the answer is yes it's
the new industrial revolution but for
political ideologies
grab one while they're hot so we have um
the classics nazbul passatist
we also have gaddafi ism for uh you know
gaddafi
pol pot ziziak euro communism
anarcho-primitivism i think yeah and
narco primitivism being in this tear is
probably right most of the post-left
ideologies are here so egoist anarchism
okay post-left's actually down here in
tier four that's weird so
like the anti-civ ideologies like
basically just broad anarchist critiques
of civilization
a lot of a lot of the post-lefty stuff
mutualism
kind of like again like anarcho-centrism
just
down falg sc should i should i look this
up am i going to regret it
all right let's do it then i'll guess c
oh fully automated luxury gay space
communism
it gives me a very this one specifically
gives me very much star trek vibes where
like
you know people are like oh yes we got
rid of money we're so we're so good now
and we'll live in the future
but just year situationism has to do
with the uh
the situationalists the situationist
international were dudes who would like
they would like go for a walk to like
fight capitalism you know because like
if you go for a walk
then capitalism can't tell you where to
go it's like it's just like a
disorganized walk where you're just like
walking around you're like taking a
wrong turn
and capitalism can't control you man i'm
not going to go over every single
ideology obviously because we'd be here
all all
we'd be here longer than you have the
attention span for that's the truth of
it
that's the truth of it okay so up here
we have corporatocracy but out down here
we have corporatism
what is what's the difference between
those two the difference is corporacy
is when the corporation has more power
than the state
and corporatism is when the state
controls
the corporations so corporatism is
actually the economic
branch of the ideology of fascism deep
ecology that's a great one it states
that the um
the only unjust hierarchy is between man
and nature
so it's basically like you know free the
lobsters man why do they gotta be in
why do they gotta be in cages
collapsitarianism
i'm 99 sure that one's made up okay so i
have one result and it's from urban
dictionary
it's great one who believes that society
should collapse become a libertarian for
a few months until you realize the whole
system is messed up
then move on to anarchy where you want
to change the system shortly after that
become a calamitarian and sit back and
watch while it all burns
oh you gotta bring the popcorn i hate it
longism obviously that's huey long dong
long i'll try not to
i'll try not to dwell too much on things
i've already talked about okay this
one's fun impossiblism honestly i don't
know much about impossibleism i just
know it's got a funny
name and other than that once i start
having to read theory
i check out like it or not communists
the theory of the youth
will be disseminated through 35 second
tick talks and there's nothing you can
do about it i will not read capital
you cannot make me all right now we're
squarely in
neat tear so you know
you don't have a job you've been you've
been spending too much time online
your poor little brain your poor little
brain needs a break at this point
to be honest uh i've heard of maybe
only like 60 of these ones and i have
been
immersed in this [ __ ] for like two years
so don't feel too bad if if like none of
this makes any sense
at this point i'll do my best to to
guide you through here but
the waters are getting really murky
we're on the we're on the bottom of the
iceberg now dugan
was uh the writer of what you'd might
call the fourth political theory
uh so like a fourth positionist whereas
fascism claimed to be the third position
between socialism communism
and uh capitalism fascism positioned
itself as a
third position because you know they
were like
look we're better than a political
binary congratulations
fourth positionist managed to just be
fascism but
economically left-wing i'm pretty sure
jack so
we seem to have skipped accelerationism
we just went to the
specific kinds of accelerationism gx
stands for gender accelerationism uh
yuck is unconditional accelerationism
and ack what's anak oh
that was just a guess
call this ideology anak
anarchism is often phrased as the
abolition of unjust hierarchies this is
actually a terrible definition no one
wants hierarchies that they say are
unjust
well yeah that's that's actually people
who are in favor of um
unjust hierarchies say that they're like
the hierarchies are just because they
exist that's when you get like more on
the
right wing the hierarchies justify
themselves kind of philosophy see this
is what happens this is what happens
someone just makes up an ideology
and then i look it up and then there's
like a medium article with 200 claps
and now i gotta treat it seriously
because it's on an iceberg no i refuse
there needs to be like some kind of like
it has to like
break break out of a certain amount of
notoriety before i feel like
it's an ideology you know otherwise
everybody and their children
i was gonna say everybody and their
mother but their mothers probably don't
care everybody and their children
are are making ideologies and they say
hey drag
i came up with this new ideology it's
where
you have capitalism but you add
communism whoa whoa
all right what else we got here right
accelerationism
yeah uh italian futurism esoteric
hitlerism
um the nazis had some like esoteric
uh backbone to them and the the esoteric
fascists are like really into all the
pagan imagery the black sun
that kind of stuff christian anarchism
christian anarchism that's a fun one
ideologues did a interview with a
christian anarchist
check it out scum i'm glad this is here
this is the manifesto by
a schizophrenic lady who shot andy
warhol
um and basically just said men are scum
um
dare i say baste
freudo okay this first of all another
spelling error
bing uh it should be fruito marxism yeah
this this dude keeps uh confusing the
u's and the e so i'm starting to think
he's not an english speaker which is
fair enough now i feel bad about mocking
the typos i haven't looked
that deep into fruit and marxism but my
basic impression of it must be something
like
oh you want to uh
like use your capital to accrue more
capital it must be because
you want to have sex with your mom i
don't know
xenarchism okay oh okay so this is an
anarchist school of thought
that tries to
like incorporate buddhist teachings
there's a subreddit here i'm going to
check out but this is also reminding me
of
that it actually reminds me of like the
counterparts to alt buddhism
hilariously they both have like no
followers like 580-ish
i'm sorry for getting your subreddit
banned i really am wait a second there's
some buddhist infighting i
i need to read this i practice and
admire an uncompromising flavor of
theravada buddhism which has warrior
mentality
considered a conservative but
ultra-orthodox buddhism is not rooted in
dhamma even superficially so cannot
rightfully be considered orthodox in any
way anyways once you add buddhism to
political ideologies it
everything just just just starts getting
better for you
patchwork patchwork is kind of like a
vaguely anarcho-capitalist slash
neo-reactionary
idea where it's like decentralize
um everything but like corporations take
over because
if you look at a structure of a
corporation then the ceo is kind of like
a monarch
so it's sort of like pseudomonarchy but
through
capitalism it's like very authoritarian
right all right i've had enough i've had
enough of neat
tier let's go down to the historian
let's see so it seems like on this tier
it's mainly like
really old ideas
that are no longer relevant and they're
like super niche
um i recognize
almost none of them
i recognize peronism but i don't really
even really know what it is
fordism i recognize it's basically the
idea that like it's it's basically the
idea of mass production
industrialization i don't think it
should be this deep um
so let's pick a few that sound
interesting and keep keep moving because
it's too dark i can't see
aluminism never heard of that let's
let's find out what it is
illuminism oh well it's got a wikipedia
article
more than i was expecting one people
principle was the political ideology of
south korea under its first president
singh manree the illman principle has
been likened
by contemporary scholars to the nazi
idea of the master race
is this this is nazism for koreans
no [ __ ] huh the koreans were definitely
the nazis of the asians the illman
principle became the central ideology of
ri's national society
and its successor the liberal party
established in 1951 is this fish hook
theory i tried to understand peronism at
some point but
i i did not have enough dopamine for it
let's so let's try again
peronism also called justicialism is an
argentine political movement based on
the ideas and legacy of argentine
president
juan peron it's been an influential
movement in the 20th and 21st century
argentine politics
since 1946 pironis won 10 out of the 13
presidential elections
which they have been allowed to run it's
a very impressive track record for
something i've never heard of two arms
of peronism are social justice and
social help
national unity and not struggle it wants
heroes not murders yeah it seems like
argentinian communism kind of deal
argenian socialism kind of deal
uh-oh juan peron had sympathized with
axes powers but also expressed sympathy
for jewish rights and established
diplomatic relations with israel in
1949.
since then more than 45 000 jews have
immigrated israel from argentina
mystical anarchism
dare we dare we descend mystical
anarchism
a tendency within the russian symbolist
movement after 1906
a mishmash of nietzsche persian bakunin
and dostoevsky's rejection of necessity
this is why i don't read books it's too
much oh you have to press forward
but first tonight hey i'm wearing raycon
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so if you don't like it you can just
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raycons i can unplug from my screens and
finally get back to nature while still
being plugged in in my so it's almost
like
i'm still using technology i can't get
away from it but
just in those brief moments where you're
not spending 16 hours in front of the
screen you're still
consuming content like it's just
inescapable
recon earbuds give you six hours
six raycon earbuds give you six
raycon earbuds give you six hours you
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drag for fifteen percent all right
creepy computer repair people this is
the
this is really i'd say the the bottom of
the iceberg everything beyond this is
just
i think he just makes stuff up so techno
primitivism uh classic
i think this would probably be well okay
techno primitivism
mormon transhumanism that one's fun
exitocracy or is it exetocracy
so all right already we have the
foundations of
a great idea okay one up vote on reddit
on a subreddit with eight people in it
leading to
a post from a blog that does not exist
acid communism was just like
a variant of communism but everybody was
on lsd
and for some reason that just made them
acid communists instead of a narco
communist so nega situationism okay so
the only place that i can see it is in
some random guy's
tag on an anarcho-capitalist subreddit
it's got 10 results on google i don't
know what you expect by the way i really
like the uh the tier name creepy
computer repair people because
whenever you get a creepy computer
repair person around
some kind of drug and politics
it never goes well if i had a time
machine i would i would go back and
prevent nickland from doing all those
amphetamines the alt
woke that one's fun let's see
i'm just gonna i'm just gonna leave it
at this the catalytic
the catalytic left post landing left
accelerationism
the dark insurrection free-market
socialism apocalyptic communism
intersectional xeno-feminism
lifestyle branding is political ideology
and vice versa
fear and selfishness feed into online
advertisement which leads into the
attention
economy which leads into sales of
products and ideologies
which leads into the autonomous
capitalist algorithmic virus and its
human co-conspirators
hey that's me you may not like it but
this genuinely is the
some of the most relevant descriptions
of um
of the of the system we live in which is
funny because it's like incomprehensive
just like the system we live in
woke is a misnomer it's actually asleep
in myopic wok is a safe space for the
easily distracted and defensive pop
culture inbred
walks the left curled up in a fetal ball
scribbling think pieces about broad city
while its rights get trampled by
ascended fascism domestically and
globally
dang even the even the left
accelerationists don't like the wokes
dark mutualism okay i wanna i wanna get
past this one but at the same time i
wanna look at what dark mutualism is i'm
on a i'm on a niche subreddit with
something
with like very little upvotes
a neo-reactionary line of thought
holding that anarchism ran into an
impasse due to its embrace of communism
yeah it doesn't seem like uh doesn't
seem like mutualists are too into the
dark mutualists but
we're too [ __ ] deep okay nano
socialism
what is lrx how can when i look up left
reactionary the
suggested searches are contra points
twitter
how tall is contra points contra points
blog
contra points ins now this is either
um rule by people from the future
or something to do with
something else capito nationalism i'm
not sure how this differs from
authoritarian capitalism but
it probably is something to do with the
whole
mold bug idea of like corporations
ruling the world
wait a second it seems that there is a
subreddit about this
with four members excellent all right we
we got to keep moving here
web surfers archaeo distributism
republican phalangism juche capitalism
just normal stuff olnaz i never thought
i'd have to see bolnaz again
all right let's look at bolnaz
bolshevik nationalism
okay so
i'm getting i'm getting strong luigi
vibes okay really all i know about
bulmas
is their virulent hatred towards white
people but also
like a respect for mexican landowners ao
side mayo side is the genocide of white
people by diluting their genes into
other races i see uh
i see avid drag fans here someone's been
taken
taken a page out of the book of um the
reverse ethno state but they also want
to separate every economic class into
class
ethno states class no states where
prices are adjusted to wages
surprisingly based thumbs up but we're
going to keep moving
also i'm not really sure how that has
anything to do with national bolshevism
there's a pole compile anarchy
is this going to be a thing should i
invest in bowl nas now while it's still
a seedling
or is it going to die out i guess time
will tell
naz scent bowl
am i going to regret looking this up
national centrist bolshevism a synthesis
of neoliberalism
and national bolshevism oh
yeah oh this clears things up apparently
it was posted on my subreddit
and removed by reddit spam filters
synthesis of the current dialectic
between nasball and neoliberalism oh
so it's a centrist position between
because neoliberalism is kind of like
the opposite of
national bolshevism it's the center
position between the two
interesting so like national social
democrat
uh i think in my bernie trump video
it's like you know the national like
like trump is a is a nationalist and
then
bernie is a social democrat so it's like
national social democracy wiener bowl
i blocked myself from using twitter
because
it hurts my brain ken arkey all right
we've reached drittertier it's time to
go back all right surrealist here let's
let's go
uh urchinism like urbanism
why is it always why is it always racism
post post post post post right
fuca yamanism how many
it's too many posts no wave economics
one big club sandwich
marxist leninist dengues calvinist
kenya's maoist
reaganous titoist drumfest saloist
foucault list thought
fern the humanism
geoanarchism that's real all these are
fake but geoanarchism is real look
geo libertarianism and anarchism all
individuals have an equal right to own
land occupying land incurs and indemnity
to other individuals
which should be resolved in a
decentralized fashion through a system
of polycentric law
geoanarchism is the most extreme
individualist interpretation of georgism
okay now we're in the
marco yoongin-nest
tier we have cyclona pedology just the
concept of society union globally
anti-anti-masonry ether actualization
i assume that's like a like a stronger
form of transhumanism where
you actually can become an aetherkin
like in real life i'm going to just look
up one thing here because i'm pretty
sure this is all [ __ ] political
attitude
tendency to revert to something ancient
or ancestral
so like to take the concept of politics
and make it older
pedology we've gone too deep okay we're
reaching the the final tiers here
we have the 40th international slavoy
martinez
is get some boomerang when i started to
sink i barely even
saw the light of the sun fading away
until it was gone
dust