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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.68,0:00:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the people who brought you\Nrental dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.31,0:00:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...an exciting new development \Nin parental technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.80,0:00:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you find yourself working long hours\Nwith no substance?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.01,0:00:17.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hire a mum provider with regular support\Nwhen you need it most.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.87,0:00:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Mum thank you!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.64,0:00:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter what your needs,\Nhire-a-mum has you covered.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.85,0:00:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the chef's mum with 25 restaurant\Nexperience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.39,0:00:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who can whip you up healthy, nutritious\Nmeals for only $50 a serving.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.05,0:00:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We also have the tradie mum who can fix \Nanything and everything!...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.64,0:00:51.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...including the kitchen sink.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.85,0:00:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More reliable than a plumber or builder!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.87,0:00:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tradie mum comes in an absolute bargain!\NOnly $75 an hr.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.04,0:01:02.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have the tutor mum, \Nwith PhDs in mathematics, business...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.11,0:01:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... and psychology.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.79,0:01:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Able to help you with your university \Nassignments for the low...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.21,0:01:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...low price of $100 per hour, \Nper subject.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.48,0:01:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our scientists have been working day \N& night...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.13,0:01:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...to bring you patented temperature\Ncontrol technology.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.11,0:01:22.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,–Bye mum. \N–Just wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.87,0:01:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.22,0:01:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of our mums are standing by waiting \Nto be dispatched as soon as you call.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.65,0:01:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For a limited time only! \Nand no extra cost!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.62,0:01:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our mums come equipped with morale \Nboosting capabilities!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.69,0:01:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can't even believe he would call \Nme, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.50,0:01:56.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.50,0:02:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So next time you're hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.50,0:02:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.73,0:02:08.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or just need some love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.75,0:02:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not hire a mum.