From the people who brought you rental dad...
...an exciting new development in parental technology.
Do you find yourself working long hours with no substance?
Hire a mum provider with regular support when you need it most.
Mum thank you!
No matter what your needs, hire-a-mum has you covered.
We have the chef's mum with 25 restaurant experience.
Who can whip you up healthy, nutritious meals for only $50 a serving.
We also have the tradie mum who can fix anything and everything!...
...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder!
Tradie mum comes in an absolute bargain! Only $75 an hr.
We have the tutor mum, with PhDs in mathematics, business...
... and psychology.
Able to help you with your university assignments for the low...
...low price of $100 per hour, per subject.
Our scientists have been working day & night...
...to bring you patented temperature control technology.
–Bye mum. –Just wait.
Bye now.
All of our mums are standing by waiting to be dispatched as soon as you call.
For a limited time only! and no extra cost!
Our mums come equipped with morale boosting capabilities!
And I can't even believe he would call me, you know.
I know.
So next time you're hungry.
cold.
or just need some love.
Why not hire a mum.