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The people who brought you rental Dad...

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...an exciting new development 
in parental technology.

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Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?

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Hire a mum provides with regular support
when you need it most.

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<i>Mum thank you!</i>

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No matter what your needs,
hire-a-mum has you covered.

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We have the chef's mum with 25 restaurant
experience.

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Who can whip you up healthy, nutritious
meals for only $50 a serving.

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We also have the tradie mum who can fix 
anything and everything!...

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...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder!

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Tradie mum comes in an absolute bargain!
Only $75 an hour.

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We have the tutor mum, 
with PhDs in mathematics, business...

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... and psychology.

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Able to help you with your university 
assignments for the low...

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...low price of $100 per hour, 
per subject.

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Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you a patented...

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...temperature control technology.

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<i>–Bye mum. 
–Just wait.</i>

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Bye now.

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All of our mums are standing by waiting 
to be dispatched as soon as you call.

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For a limited time only! 
and no extra cost!

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Our mums come equipped with morale 
boosting capabilities!

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And I can't even believe he would call 
me, you know.

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I know.

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So next time you're hungry,...

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cold,...

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...or just need some love.

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Why not hire a mum.