The people who brought you rental Dad...

...an exciting new development 
in parental technology.

Do you find yourself working long hours
with no sustenance?

Hire a mum provides with regular support
when you need it most.

<i>Mum thank you!</i>

No matter what your needs,
hire-a-mum has you covered.

We have the chef's mum with 25 restaurant
experience.

Who can whip you up healthy, nutritious
meals for only $50 a serving.

We also have the tradie mum who can fix 
anything and everything!...

...including the kitchen sink.
More reliable than a plumber or builder!

Tradie mum comes in an absolute bargain!
Only $75 an hour.

We have the tutor mum, 
with PhDs in mathematics, business...

... and psychology.

Able to help you with your university 
assignments for the low...

...low price of $100 per hour, 
per subject.

Our scientists have been working day and
night to bring you a patented...

...temperature control technology.

<i>–Bye mum. 
–Just wait.</i>

Bye now.

All of our mums are standing by waiting 
to be dispatched as soon as you call.

For a limited time only! 
and no extra cost!

Our mums come equipped with morale 
boosting capabilities!

And I can't even believe he would call 
me, you know.

I know.

So next time you're hungry,...

cold,...

...or just need some love.

Why not hire a mum.