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Hello!

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(Applause)

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Reno, Nevada,

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the biggest little city,

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look at us!

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Oh, I am so excited[br]to be here, you guys.

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Listen, when they first[br]asked me to do this,

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they were like, "Hey,[br]would you like to do a TEDx Talk?"

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And I was like, "Me?!

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Yes, I would love to talk[br]about something important

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and think about an idea worth sharing."

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And they're like, "No, no, no.[br]Just say your jokes."

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(Laughter)

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Oh, cool, cool cool! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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I'll do that. I'll do that.

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Let me just share[br]some jokes with you today.

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I've been doing stand-up comedy[br]for almost 12 years now.

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And when I first started,[br]I was young and fresh.

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Now I'm getting older.

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I mean, I know, I still look young.

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Thank you so much!

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(Laughter)

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But I'm getting older, you guys.

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And this is how you know[br]you're getting older:

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when you hurt your back

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but you don't know how.

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(Laughter)

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Like, I don't even have[br]a cool story to tell you guys.

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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Like, I can't be like, "Oh yeah, [br]last week I was skiing, and ...

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(Laughter)

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you know how I do this.

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I went hard."

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(Laughter)

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No, I was putting my socks on.

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(Laughter)

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Yeah, I went hard.

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(Laughter)

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Getting older -

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Have you ever been walking down the street[br]minding your own business,

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and all of a sudden,[br]your knee is like, "Hey!"

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(Laughter)

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And you're like, "What happened?"

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(Laughter)

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We know how to do this!"

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(Laughter)

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I hurt my back,[br]so I went to get a massage.

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And this next part of my story[br]you're probably not even going to believe.

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You're going to be like,[br]"Oh, she just made that up for a joke."

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Promise you, no, I didn't.

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(Laughter)

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Went to get a massage,

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and the guy who was giving me[br]my massage fell asleep.

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(Laughter)

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I know.

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I know you're probably thinking[br]to yourselves right now,

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"How is that even possible?"

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(Laughter)

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I didn't know it was an option either.

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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Apparently, I'm really good[br]at reverse relaxation.

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But I should have known,

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I should have known[br]it was going to be weird

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because it started off weird.

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He started by asking me[br]these seance type questions.

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He was like, "Okay, close your eyes,[br]take a deep breath.

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Now tell me, Where are you?"

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(Laughter)

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(Breathes in)

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"Massage Envy."

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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"Now tell me, What are you?"

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"A girl?

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(Laughter)

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Um, I don't like this part[br]of the massage."

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So he starts by rubbing my feet, right?

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We're fifteen minutes into the massage,[br]he's rubbing my feet.

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All of a sudden,[br]he starts to slow down.

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(Laughter)

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Next thing you know, he just stopped.

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(Laughter)

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Now, he's just holding my foot.

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(Laughter)

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At first, I thought he was doing[br]his seance thing again.

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(Laughter)

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I was like, "Oh, Okay!

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(Laughter)

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He is probably meditating[br]the pain out my foot."

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(Laughter)

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But then I could hear his breathing[br]get real deep and slow, like this.

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(Breathes heavily)

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And then he did this.

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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and then continued the massage.

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(Laughter)

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He startled himself awake

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Listen, if you've never[br]gotten a massage before,

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you don't fully understand.

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It's a vulnerable situation,

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okay?

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Because you're lying there,

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naked,

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(Laughter)

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with a little tiny sheet on.

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There's a stranger touching you.

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Anytime you're naked[br]with a stranger, that's awkward.

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(Laughter)

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Unless you're the creepy guy at the gym.

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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He's okay with it.

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It's a vulnerable situation,[br]getting a massage.

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How about this one?

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What do you do

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if your massage therapist[br]has a bad breath?

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Oh, it happens.

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Oh yeah,

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you're lying there trying to relax.

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His face is over your face.

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You can smell his bad breath.

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So you start breathing through your mouth.

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(Laughter)

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(Breaths heavily)

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(Laughter)

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(Breaths heavily)

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But then you don't want[br]his bad breath in your mouth.

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(Laughter)

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So now you got to calculate[br]your breathing with his breathing.

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(Laughter)

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Like, I know I requested[br]the aromatherapy massage,

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(Laughter)

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but I didn't know I had to get specific.

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(Laughter)

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And there's different kinds[br]of bad breath,

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there's different kinds.

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Like, you can tell when somebody[br]just got off their lunch break.

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You'd be like, "Ah, man![br]He just had onions. That sucks."

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But at least it's identifiable.

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(Laughter)

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Like coffee breath.

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That's identifiable.

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I can respect coffee breath[br]because that's a working mans' breath.

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(Laughter)

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But then, there's the kind of breath [br]where they are dying on the inside.

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(Laughter)

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Gum can not help this kind,

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(Laughter)

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because if they put gum in the mouth,

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the breath is just going[br]to come out the nose.

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(Laughter)

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It will find you.

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(Laughter)

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God forbid you have to speak up[br]and say something during a massage.

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It's so awkward.

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Like, maybe they are[br]massaging you way too hard.

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Then you have to speak up and be like,

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"Oh, sorry, um,[br]could you not leave bruises?"

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(Laughter)

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Or maybe they are massaging you,[br]like, way too soft,

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like they're doing tickle massage.

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(Laughter)

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And you're like, "Um, well, [br]I could have my husband do this at home."

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(Laughter)

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Now you got to speak up and be like,

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"Oh, sorry, um, could you try?"

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(Laughter)

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Now it's the most awkward for me[br]because I have to be like,

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"Oh, sorry, could you not be asleep?"

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(Laughter)

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It was the weirdest massage I've ever had.

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I didn't even know what to do after that.

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I just grabbed my cucumber water,[br]got the heck out of there.

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But my back still hurt,

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so I went and I got a free massage[br]over at Brookstone.

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(Laughter)

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Don't act like you've never sat[br]in the massage chair at Brookstone.

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(Laughter)

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Everybody walks by that store

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acting like they've never heard[br]of a massage chair before.

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"Oh, wow!

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(Laughter)

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It massages?

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Oh.

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(Laughter)

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I can sit?

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Oh, sure, I'll try it out.

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Sure!

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Oh, comfy.

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Push the green button?

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Okay.

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Oh, yep, really good pressure.

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(Laughter)

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I like it a lot."

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But then all of a sudden,[br]the massage changes

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(Laughter)

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to the shiatsu shimmy.

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Ladies,

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you know the shiatsu shimmy.

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(Laughter)

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At first, you try to fight it.

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(Laughter)

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I hope nobody's watching.

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(Laughter)

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But then after a while,[br]you just embrace it,

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you're like, oh well!

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(Laughter)

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All the guys at Gamestop[br]across the way start watching.

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(Laughter)

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Yeah, light them up, boys!

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(Laughter)

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I'll just stick to my husband's massages.

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My husband and I have been married[br]for seven years, you guys.

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Seven years!

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Thank you!

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( Applause)

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Thank you!

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And in our house, in our relationship,

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our roles are kind of reversed,

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and we are okay with that.

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Like, whatever works for you[br]in your relationship,

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do that.

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Do what works.

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For us, our roles[br]are a little flippy floppy,

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you know?

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Like, I bring home the bacon.

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(Applause)

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I am just not allowed to cook it.

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(Laughter)

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My husband loves to go shopping;

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I love to sit outside the store[br]with the rest of the husbands.

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(Laughter)

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He is super sexy and fashionable;

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lots of people think I am a lesbian.

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(Laughter)

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Girls will flirt with my husband[br]right in front of me

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because they think[br]I am his gay little buddy.

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(Laughter)

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They're like, "Ah, where are you from?"

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"Ah, he's from my house."

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(Laughter)

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(Applause)

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My husband has a beautiful afro,

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so girls are always like,[br]"Oh, can I feel your hair?"

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"Oh, you could feel my fist.

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Hmm, hmm, hmm!"

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(Laughter)

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Wow, your little buddy's feisty.

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(Laughter)

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Sometimes when we go places, my husband[br]likes to pick out my outfit for me

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because he wants to make sure[br]I look like a girl when we get there.

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(Laughter)

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He'll be like, "Alright babe, let's see.

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Put on these jeans right here" -

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yep, my favorite -

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"this T-shirt" -

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I like where this is going -

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"and these stilettos" -

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aargh, so close.

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(Laughter)

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And I get it, my husband[br]wants to see me in heels

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because women look sexy in heels -

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just not this woman.

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(Laughter)

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And I will tell you why.

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Because I am bowlegged.

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See how my knees don't touch?

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Trying my hardest.

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(Laughter)

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Girl right here,[br]in the front, in the center,

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do you see how my feet are closed

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but you can still see the stool behind me?

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(Laughter)

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So that means when I wear heels,

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I look like this.

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(Laughter)

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Look like I rode my horse to the club.

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(Laughter)

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Aee, aee, aeeaeeaeeaee!

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(Laughter)

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You guys, if I am wearing heels

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and I want to do something daring,

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like walk,

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(Laughter)

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I have to bend my knees a little bit.

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(Laughter)

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Look like a camel.

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(Laughter)

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Look like a camel trying[br]to fold itself to get some rest.

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(Laughter)

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(Applause)

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(Spits)

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(Laughter)

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That's not sexy at all.

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We live in Hollywood,[br]and it's weird living in Hollywood

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because there is always,[br]like, rumors and gossip.

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And there was actually[br]a rumor going around

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that I was dating[br]Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

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(Audience) Wooh!

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That's what I said.

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(Laughter)

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I was like, "Wooh, okay!"

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(Laughter)

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Hey, Mr. Rock.

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(Laughter)

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I mean, that was me.[br]I started that one. I did that.

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(Laughter)

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Didn't quite catch on[br]like I thought it would.

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(Laughter)

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I tweeted it out[br]and only three people replied.

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Two people were like, "No way!"

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One guy was like, "You wish!"

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(Laughter)

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It was my husband.

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(Laughter)

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I got kind of famous on Youtube

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for this joke about[br]going to get my nails done.

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(Applause)

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So you've heard it.

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(Laughter)

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This is the joke that put me on the map.

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People know of me because of this joke.

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People come to my shows[br]just for this joke.

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And it is a blessing; it really is.

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Because not every comedian[br]gets to say that they have that,

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that they have something [br]that has resonated with so many people,

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and that these people[br]will then pay their hard earned money

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to come and see you perform live.

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So I just want to say[br]that I am so grateful

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that I get to make[br]people laugh for a living.

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Because laughter is medicine,[br]and I get to be a part of the medicine.

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I am so grateful for that.

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So as long as this joke continues[br]to bring people joy,

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then I will continue to do it.

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(Applause)

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So with that being said,

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I will do the joke for you.

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(Applause)

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Any ladies in here get your nails done?

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(Audience) Whoo!

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I go with my sister to this place[br]that's called Beautiful Nail.

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Just one.

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(Laughter)

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Nail is beautiful.

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It's okay though

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because these ladies are so nice.

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They make you feel[br]like it's all about you,

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and customer service, you know,

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"Whatever you like we do for you."

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(Laughter)

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"We do full set, only 16 dollar."

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(Laughter)

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As soon as I walk in,[br]they greet me right away,

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"Hi, honey, what you need today?

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(Laughter)

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You want to whack your eyebrow?"

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Ah, no! No, thank you!

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"Honey, you need to whack."

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(Laughter)

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"Can I get a manicure, please?"[br]"OK, honey, you like to pedicure too?"

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"Ah no, just the manicure, thanks!"

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"Honey, why you don't like?

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(Laughter)

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Pedicure make look nice,

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is so sexy.

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It's better for you."

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"Oh, okay, sure.

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I'll get a pedicure too then. Thank you!"

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"Okay, honey, sit down, number six.[br]Mỹ Linh, she do for you.

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Good job, only 20 dollars more.[br]That's okay, sit down."

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(Laughter)

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So, Mỹ Linh starts [br]doing my nails right away,

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but her American name is Tammy.

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"You have boyfriend?"

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"No, no, I don't have a boy-"

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"Honey, why don't you have?

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I think, you know,

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the first time you walked in here,

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you looked like model,

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cheerleader,

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something pretty.

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You like long or short nail?"

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"Ah, short nails, please. Thanks!"

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"Oh, honey, that's why[br]you don't have boyfriend.

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(Laughter)

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It's okay, I do for you.

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It's better for you.

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Only four dollar more. That's okay.

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(Laughter)

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Do you like with no gel?"

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"What?"

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(Laughter)

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"Do you like with no gel?"

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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"I am sorry.

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What?"

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(Laughter)

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"Honey, I say, 'Do you like[br]with no gel for your nail?'

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It's the best thing[br]you can have for your nail.

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You sparkle like diamond in the sky.

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Do you like with no gel?"

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(Laughter)

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"Oh that!

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(Laughter)

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Sure!

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I'll have the, ah, 'crico?'

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(Laughter)

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The crunchy stuff.

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(Laughter)

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Thanks!"

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"It's okay, honey, don't worry.[br]It's better for you.

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Only six dollar more. That's okay.

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(Laughter)

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It's better honey, better for me."

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(Laughter)

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"Okay honey, I'll finish.[br]Go wash your hands."

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"Alright, thanks, Tammy.

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Oh, ah, wait a minute.

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Hold on, this one's a little crooked.

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See that?"

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"No honey, that your finger.

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Do like that."

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(Laughter)

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"Really?!

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It's funny because my finger[br]didn't do like that

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before I came in here."

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"It's okay honey, don't worry.[br]I'll fix it for you, don't worry."

0:20:09.664,0:20:12.100
(Imitates talking in Vietnamese)

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(Laughter)

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(Laughter)

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(Stops talking Vietnamese)

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"Oh, see? You look so pretty!"

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God bless, you guys. I'm Anjelah Johnson.

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Thank you so much!

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(Applause)

0:20:39.518,0:20:41.878
Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.

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(Applause)