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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.08,0:00:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.48,0:00:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.82,0:00:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reno, Nevada,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.23,0:00:22.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the biggest little city,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.46,0:00:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at us!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.81,0:00:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I am so excited\Nto be here, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.80,0:00:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, when they first\Nasked me to do this,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.88,0:00:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were like, "Hey,\Nwould you like to do a TEDx Talk?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.34,0:00:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was like, "Me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.38,0:00:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I would love to talk\Nabout something important
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.48,0:00:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and think about an idea worth sharing."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.60,0:00:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they're like, "No, no, no.\NJust say your jokes."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.33,0:00:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.14,0:00:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, cool, cool cool! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.01,0:00:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do that. I'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.26,0:00:59.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me just share\Nsome jokes with you today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.90,0:01:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been doing stand-up comedy\Nfor almost 12 years now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.46,0:01:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I first started,\NI was young and fresh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.45,0:01:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm getting older.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.26,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I know, I still look young.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.10,0:01:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.21,0:01:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm getting older, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.77,0:01:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is how you know\Nyou're getting older:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.36,0:01:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you hurt your back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.81,0:01:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don't know how.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.74,0:01:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.14,0:01:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I don't even have\Na cool story to tell you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.96,0:01:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.94,0:01:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.96,0:01:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I can't be like, "Oh yeah, \Nlast week I was skiing, and ...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.16,0:01:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.06,0:01:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know how I do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.60,0:01:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went hard."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.01,0:01:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.41,0:01:50.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I was putting my socks on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.27,0:01:52.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.07,0:01:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I went hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.46,0:01:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.44,0:01:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting older -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.50,0:02:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been walking down the street\Nminding your own business,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.73,0:02:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all of a sudden,\Nyour knee is like, "Hey!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.91,0:02:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.52,0:02:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're like, "What happened?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.18,0:02:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.53,0:02:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know how to do this!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.28,0:02:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.55,0:02:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hurt my back,\Nso I went to get a massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.78,0:02:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this next part of my story\Nyou're probably not even going to believe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.82,0:02:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to be like,\N"Oh, she just made that up for a joke."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.82,0:02:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Promise you, no, I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.63,0:02:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.07,0:02:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Went to get a massage,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.57,0:02:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy who was giving me\Nmy massage fell asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.59,0:02:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.76,0:02:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.47,0:02:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know you're probably thinking\Nto yourselves right now,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.16,0:02:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How is that even possible?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.09,0:02:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.03,0:02:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know it was an option either.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.07,0:02:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.83,0:02:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.96,0:02:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, I'm really good\Nat reverse relaxation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.36,0:02:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I should have known,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.75,0:03:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should have known\Nit was going to be weird
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.85,0:03:03.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it started off weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.80,0:03:07.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He started by asking me\Nthese seance type questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.40,0:03:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was like, "Okay, close your eyes,\Ntake a deep breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.23,0:03:15.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now tell me, Where are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.57,0:03:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.64,0:03:18.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Breathes in)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.48,0:03:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Massage Envy."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.18,0:03:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.74,0:03:42.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.82,0:03:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now tell me, What are you?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.93,0:03:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"A girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.26,0:03:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.50,0:03:41.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I don't like this part\Nof the massage."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.60,0:03:44.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So he starts by rubbing my feet, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.77,0:03:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're fifteen minutes into the massage,\Nhe's rubbing my feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.68,0:03:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All of a sudden,\Nhe starts to slow down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.29,0:03:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.96,0:03:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next thing you know, he just stopped.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.36,0:04:00.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.83,0:04:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, he's just holding my foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.24,0:04:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.77,0:04:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first, I thought he was doing\Nhis seance thing again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.70,0:04:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.56,0:04:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Oh, Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.04,0:04:16.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.92,0:04:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is probably meditating\Nthe pain out my foot."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.72,0:04:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.05,0:04:26.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I could hear his breathing\Nget real deep and slow, like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.73,0:04:33.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Breathes heavily)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.77,0:04:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he did this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.100,0:04:40.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.35,0:04:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.88,0:04:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then continued the massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.45,0:04:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.02,0:04:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He startled himself awake
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.38,0:04:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, if you've never\Ngotten a massage before,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.05,0:04:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't fully understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.78,0:04:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a vulnerable situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.76,0:05:01.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.54,0:05:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you're lying there,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.88,0:05:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,naked,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.92,0:05:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.04,0:05:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a little tiny sheet on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.82,0:05:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a stranger touching you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.95,0:05:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anytime you're naked\Nwith a stranger, that's awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.68,0:05:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.65,0:05:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless you're the creepy guy at the gym.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.63,0:05:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.40,0:05:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.82,0:05:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's okay with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.69,0:05:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a vulnerable situation,\Ngetting a massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.24,0:05:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about this one?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.67,0:05:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you do
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.94,0:05:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if your massage therapist\Nhas a bad breath?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.57,0:05:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.72,0:05:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.70,0:05:45.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're lying there trying to relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.54,0:05:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His face is over your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.04,0:05:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can smell his bad breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.24,0:05:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you start breathing through your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.36,0:05:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.10,0:05:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Breaths heavily)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.69,0:05:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.97,0:05:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Breaths heavily)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.14,0:06:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then you don't want\Nhis bad breath in your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.03,0:06:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.88,0:06:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now you got to calculate\Nyour breathing with his breathing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.64,0:06:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.02,0:06:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I know I requested\Nthe aromatherapy massage,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.93,0:06:22.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.32,0:06:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I didn't know I had to get specific.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.37,0:06:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.36,0:06:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's different kinds\Nof bad breath,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.74,0:06:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's different kinds.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.32,0:06:36.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, you can tell when somebody\Njust got off their lunch break.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.96,0:06:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd be like, "Ah, man!\NHe just had onions. That sucks."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.97,0:06:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But at least it's identifiable.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.17,0:06:46.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.77,0:06:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like coffee breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.48,0:06:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's identifiable.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.18,0:06:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can respect coffee breath\Nbecause that's a working mans' breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.34,0:06:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.98,0:07:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then, there's the kind of breath \Nwhere they are dying on the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.11,0:07:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.78,0:07:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gum can not help this kind,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.43,0:07:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.75,0:07:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because if they put gum in the mouth,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.12,0:07:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the breath is just going\Nto come out the nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.95,0:07:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.60,0:07:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will find you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.40,0:07:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.98,0:07:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God forbid you have to speak up\Nand say something during a massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.71,0:07:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.90,0:07:34.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, maybe they are\Nmassaging you way too hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.46,0:07:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you have to speak up and be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.47,0:07:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, sorry, um,\Ncould you not leave bruises?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.19,0:07:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.56,0:07:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe they are massaging you,\Nlike, way too soft,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.43,0:07:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like they're doing tickle massage.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.65,0:07:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.94,0:07:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're like, "Um, well, \NI could have my husband do this at home."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.92,0:07:57.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.46,0:08:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you got to speak up and be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.58,0:08:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, sorry, um, could you try?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.18,0:08:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.07,0:08:19.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's the most awkward for me\Nbecause I have to be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.18,0:08:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, sorry, could you not be asleep?"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.97,0:08:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.73,0:08:26.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the weirdest massage I've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.35,0:08:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't even know what to do after that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.36,0:08:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just grabbed my cucumber water,\Ngot the heck out of there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.66,0:08:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But my back still hurt,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.60,0:08:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I went and I got a free massage\Nover at Brookstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.72,0:08:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.88,0:08:46.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't act like you've never sat\Nin the massage chair at Brookstone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.67,0:08:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.78,0:08:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody walks by that store
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.08,0:08:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,acting like they've never heard\Nof a massage chair before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.74,0:08:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.98,0:08:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.50,0:08:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It massages?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.98,0:09:01.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.12,0:09:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.80,0:09:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can sit?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.72,0:09:05.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sure, I'll try it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.87,0:09:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.72,0:09:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, comfy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.78,0:09:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Push the green button?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.36,0:09:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.58,0:09:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yep, really good pressure.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.63,0:09:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.92,0:09:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it a lot."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.55,0:09:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then all of a sudden,\Nthe massage changes
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.17,0:09:33.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.39,0:09:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the shiatsu shimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.99,0:09:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.35,0:09:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know the shiatsu shimmy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.41,0:09:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.22,0:09:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first, you try to fight it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.08,0:09:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.79,0:09:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope nobody's watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.49,0:09:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.14,0:09:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then after a while,\Nyou just embrace it,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.24,0:10:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're like, oh well!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.61,0:10:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.26,0:10:09.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the guys at Gamestop\Nacross the way start watching.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.14,0:10:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.55,0:10:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, light them up, boys!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.05,0:10:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.57,0:10:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just stick to my husband's massages.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.90,0:10:26.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My husband and I have been married\Nfor seven years, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.77,0:10:27.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seven years!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.97,0:10:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.86,0:10:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.83,0:10:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.19,0:10:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in our house, in our relationship,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.71,0:10:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our roles are kind of reversed,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.33,0:10:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are okay with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.09,0:10:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, whatever works for you\Nin your relationship,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.22,0:10:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.26,0:10:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do what works.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.68,0:10:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For us, our roles\Nare a little flippy floppy,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.76,0:10:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.75,0:10:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I bring home the bacon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.70,0:10:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.03,0:10:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am just not allowed to cook it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.87,0:10:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.64,0:11:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My husband loves to go shopping;
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.07,0:11:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love to sit outside the store\Nwith the rest of the husbands.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.57,0:11:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.12,0:11:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is super sexy and fashionable;
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.69,0:11:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lots of people think I am a lesbian.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.85,0:11:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.58,0:11:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girls will flirt with my husband\Nright in front of me
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.80,0:11:25.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they think\NI am his gay little buddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.94,0:11:27.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.36,0:11:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're like, "Ah, where are you from?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.85,0:11:32.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah, he's from my house."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.80,0:11:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.12,0:11:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.42,0:11:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My husband has a beautiful afro,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.97,0:11:45.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so girls are always like,\N"Oh, can I feel your hair?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.87,0:11:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, you could feel my fist.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.33,0:11:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, hmm, hmm!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.90,0:11:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.99,0:11:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, your little buddy's feisty.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.29,0:11:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.85,0:12:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes when we go places, my husband\Nlikes to pick out my outfit for me
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.92,0:12:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he wants to make sure\NI look like a girl when we get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.32,0:12:05.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.55,0:12:07.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll be like, "Alright babe, let's see.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.62,0:12:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put on these jeans right here" -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.17,0:12:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yep, my favorite -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.99,0:12:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"this T-shirt" -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.27,0:12:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like where this is going -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.31,0:12:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and these stilettos" -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.09,0:12:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aargh, so close.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.83,0:12:19.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.92,0:12:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I get it, my husband\Nwants to see me in heels
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.54,0:12:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because women look sexy in heels -
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.22,0:12:27.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just not this woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.61,0:12:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.79,0:12:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I will tell you why.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.98,0:12:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I am bowlegged.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.64,0:12:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See how my knees don't touch?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.06,0:12:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying my hardest.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.70,0:12:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.67,0:12:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl right here,\Nin the front, in the center,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.29,0:12:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you see how my feet are closed
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.14,0:12:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you can still see the stool behind me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.50,0:12:56.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.54,0:13:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that means when I wear heels,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.24,0:13:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.46,0:13:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.86,0:13:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look like I rode my horse to the club.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.27,0:13:14.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.62,0:13:18.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aee, aee, aeeaeeaeeaee!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.70,0:13:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.76,0:13:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys, if I am wearing heels
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.59,0:13:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want to do something daring,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.27,0:13:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like walk,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.24,0:13:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.20,0:13:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to bend my knees a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.08,0:13:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.64,0:13:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look like a camel.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.94,0:13:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.22,0:13:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look like a camel trying\Nto fold itself to get some rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.63,0:13:55.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.72,0:13:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.58,0:14:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Spits)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.54,0:14:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.78,0:14:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not sexy at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.43,0:14:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We live in Hollywood,\Nand it's weird living in Hollywood
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.75,0:14:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there is always,\Nlike, rumors and gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.82,0:14:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there was actually\Na rumor going around
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.48,0:14:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I was dating\NDwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.55,0:14:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Audience) Wooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.81,0:14:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.14,0:14:39.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.58,0:14:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like, "Wooh, okay!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.20,0:14:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.23,0:14:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Mr. Rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.52,0:14:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.67,0:14:50.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, that was me.\NI started that one. I did that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.59,0:14:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.14,0:14:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't quite catch on\Nlike I thought it would.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.68,0:15:00.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.04,0:15:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tweeted it out\Nand only three people replied.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.13,0:15:04.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two people were like, "No way!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.25,0:15:07.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One guy was like, "You wish!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.47,0:15:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.53,0:15:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was my husband.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.85,0:15:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.53,0:15:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got kind of famous on Youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.81,0:15:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this joke about\Ngoing to get my nails done.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.44,0:15:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.91,0:15:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you've heard it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.26,0:15:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.94,0:15:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the joke that put me on the map.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.22,0:15:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People know of me because of this joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.64,0:15:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People come to my shows\Njust for this joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.20,0:15:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is a blessing; it really is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.53,0:15:48.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because not every comedian\Ngets to say that they have that,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.63,0:15:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they have something \Nthat has resonated with so many people,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.42,0:15:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that these people\Nwill then pay their hard earned money
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.26,0:15:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to come and see you perform live.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.06,0:16:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I just want to say\Nthat I am so grateful
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.16,0:16:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I get to make\Npeople laugh for a living.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.57,0:16:08.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because laughter is medicine,\Nand I get to be a part of the medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.48,0:16:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am so grateful for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.06,0:16:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So as long as this joke continues\Nto bring people joy,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.84,0:16:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I will continue to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.63,0:16:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.74,0:16:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So with that being said,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.68,0:16:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will do the joke for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.39,0:16:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.12,0:16:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any ladies in here get your nails done?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.18,0:16:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Audience) Whoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.87,0:16:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go with my sister to this place\Nthat's called Beautiful Nail.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.67,0:16:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.13,0:16:42.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.50,0:16:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nail is beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.08,0:16:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay though
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.93,0:16:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because these ladies are so nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.53,0:16:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They make you feel\Nlike it's all about you,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.01,0:16:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and customer service, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.67,0:16:53.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Whatever you like we do for you."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.84,0:16:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.88,0:16:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We do full set, only 16 dollar."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.10,0:17:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.05,0:17:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as I walk in,\Nthey greet me right away,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.80,0:17:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hi, honey, what you need today?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.90,0:17:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.17,0:17:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to whack your eyebrow?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.79,0:17:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, no! No, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.01,0:17:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Honey, you need to whack."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.33,0:17:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.89,0:17:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Can I get a manicure, please?"\N"OK, honey, you like to pedicure too?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.73,0:17:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah no, just the manicure, thanks!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.20,0:17:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Honey, why you don't like?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.71,0:17:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.53,0:17:31.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pedicure make look nice,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.88,0:17:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is so sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.11,0:17:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's better for you."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.30,0:17:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, okay, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.92,0:17:41.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get a pedicure too then. Thank you!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.04,0:17:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay, honey, sit down, number six.\NMỹ Linh, she do for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.92,0:17:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good job, only 20 dollars more.\NThat's okay, sit down."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.48,0:17:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.76,0:17:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Mỹ Linh starts \Ndoing my nails right away,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.92,0:17:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but her American name is Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.19,0:17:57.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You have boyfriend?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.41,0:17:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, no, I don't have a boy-"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.98,0:18:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Honey, why don't you have?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.99,0:18:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.14,0:18:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first time you walked in here,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.02,0:18:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you looked like model,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.38,0:18:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cheerleader,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.91,0:18:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.18,0:18:13.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You like long or short nail?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.95,0:18:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ah, short nails, please. Thanks!"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.61,0:18:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, honey, that's why\Nyou don't have boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.90,0:18:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.26,0:18:21.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, I do for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.67,0:18:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's better for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.93,0:18:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only four dollar more. That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.13,0:18:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.97,0:18:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like with no gel?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.14,0:18:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.99,0:18:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.00,0:18:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do you like with no gel?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.84,0:18:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.90,0:18:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.71,0:18:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I am sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.33,0:18:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.32,0:18:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.32,0:19:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Honey, I say, 'Do you like\Nwith no gel for your nail?'
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.66,0:19:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the best thing\Nyou can have for your nail.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.90,0:19:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sparkle like diamond in the sky.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.00,0:19:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like with no gel?"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.92,0:19:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.79,0:19:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.97,0:19:16.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.30,0:19:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.86,0:19:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have the, ah, 'crico?'
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.25,0:19:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.41,0:19:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The crunchy stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.64,0:19:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.51,0:19:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.51,0:19:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's okay, honey, don't worry.\NIt's better for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.44,0:19:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only six dollar more. That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.86,0:19:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.18,0:19:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's better honey, better for me."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.22,0:19:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.32,0:19:39.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Okay honey, I'll finish.\NGo wash your hands."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.49,0:19:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Alright, thanks, Tammy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.98,0:19:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, ah, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.21,0:19:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, this one's a little crooked.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.74,0:19:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See that?"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.23,0:19:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No honey, that your finger.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.62,0:19:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do like that."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.93,0:19:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.25,0:20:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Really?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.18,0:20:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's funny because my finger\Ndidn't do like that
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.46,0:20:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before I came in here."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.96,0:20:09.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's okay honey, don't worry.\NI'll fix it for you, don't worry."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.66,0:20:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Imitates talking in Vietnamese)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.10,0:20:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.96,0:20:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.21,0:20:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Stops talking Vietnamese)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.98,0:20:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh, see? You look so pretty!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.27,0:20:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God bless, you guys. I'm Anjelah Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.32,0:20:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.41,0:20:39.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.52,0:20:41.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for having me. I appreciate it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.88,0:20:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)