This is one vid kid
that you won't ever survive
I'll beat you, dislike you
then unsubscribe
you'll be good at rapping someday
I promise bro
but for now just stick to editing
that gay ass Monday Show
I'll slaughter your water color unicorns
eat'em for breakfast
then leak to youtube
your middle name is Alexis
I can tell you're scared
just from the body language I'm reading
you should start leaving
look your hairline's already retreating
Nice Peter? who's that?
no one gives two shits
everyone knows your page
is just the place
the rap battles live
dude you're really huge on youtube
you got a great career
but remember you got famous
off of my idea
The battles were your idea to start with
that's no lie
but I'm the one who had the brains
to let a midget play the bad guys
look at you
or let me just tell you what I see
you're a short little sidekick
I'll call you mini-me
I drew a mustache on your face
and you played a mean Hitler
take the mustache away
you look more like Bette Midler
you big tooth chompy face
horse looking prick
you and Bill O'Reilly
can both suck my dick
You're taller than I am
but you look up to me
the guy who got you
your first job in comedy
I wrote your best verses for you
let you scream on the chorus
you've got as much music talent
as Chuck fucking Norris
You a musician?
that's kinda stretching
you wrote eighty seven songs
with the same chord progression
You look like a thumb
where'd you even come from?
it's like I'm battle rapping
a fat version of Gollum
I'm gonna knock you right outta
your little Superman socks
you were nothing before you rode up
on KassmG's jock
Man, you don't even have to
say that kind of shit
fuck the rap battles and you
I quit
Kassem?
Oh shit
Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete
You're gonna make 'em bigger
You're gonna make 'em better
you're gonna put 'em on their own channel
I guess we could make like a second season
yes, exactly
and you
what's your name? I wanna say Todd?
uh, Lloyd
you should start a youtube channel
I have one
great
what am I supposed to put on my channel?
how 'bout you make music Peter?
you know, like you used to?
okay