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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.16,0:00:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one vid kid
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.30,0:00:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you won't ever survive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.79,0:00:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll beat you, dislike you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.10,0:00:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then unsubscribe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.41,0:00:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be good at rapping someday
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.72,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise bro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for now just stick to editing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.86,0:00:20.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that gay ass Monday Show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.64,0:00:22.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll slaughter your water color unicorns
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.21,0:00:23.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat'em for breakfast
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.33,0:00:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then leak to youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your middle name is Alexis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you're scared
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just from the body language I'm reading
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should start leaving
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.26,0:00:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look your hairline's already retreating
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.93,0:00:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice Peter? who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.41,0:00:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one gives two shits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.56,0:00:34.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone knows your page
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.43,0:00:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is just the place
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.08,0:00:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the rap battles live
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.21,0:00:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dude you're really huge on youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.53,0:00:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a great career
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but remember you got famous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.10,0:00:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off of my idea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.26,0:00:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The battles were your idea to start with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.13,0:00:43.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's no lie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.90,0:00:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm the one who had the brains
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to let a midget play the bad guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.04,0:00:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.82,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or let me just tell you what I see
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a short little sidekick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.69,0:00:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll call you mini-me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drew a mustache on your face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.26,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you played a mean Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take the mustache away
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.72,0:00:57.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look more like Bette Midler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.23,0:00:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you big tooth chompy face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:00:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,horse looking prick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.96,0:01:00.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you and Bill O'Reilly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.100,0:01:02.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can both suck my dick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.49,0:01:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're taller than I am
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you look up to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.06,0:01:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy who got you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your first job in comedy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.40,0:01:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote your best verses for you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:10.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let you scream on the chorus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.31,0:01:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've got as much music talent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Chuck fucking Norris
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You a musician?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's kinda stretching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.37,0:01:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wrote eighty seven songs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the same chord progression
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.20,0:01:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like a thumb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.45,0:01:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where'd you even come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.86,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like I'm battle rapping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fat version of Gollum
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna knock you right outta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.62,0:01:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your little Superman socks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.73,0:01:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were nothing before you rode up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.06,0:01:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on KassmG's jock
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you don't even have to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.18,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say that kind of shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.40,0:01:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuck the rap battles and you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I quit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.01,0:01:43.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kassem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.13,0:01:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.76,0:02:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna make 'em bigger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.94,0:02:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna make 'em better
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.83,0:02:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna put 'em on their own channel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.54,0:02:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we could make like a second season
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.58,0:02:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes, exactly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.66,0:02:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.50,0:02:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's your name? I wanna say Todd?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.54,0:02:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh, Lloyd
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.39,0:02:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should start a youtube channel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.26,0:02:27.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.17,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what am I supposed to put on my channel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.16,0:02:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how 'bout you make music Peter?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.21,0:02:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, like you used to?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.36,0:02:36.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay