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-What's happenin', forum?

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I've got some awesome videos to review for you guys.

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You're welcome.

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No, but anyway, there's this wasp chillin' on the lens of this security camera

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and then there's the hero of the story who rolls over with his little towel,

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and he's gonna take care of the problem.

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Yeah, maybe I LOL'ed a little too hard at the video.

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The fall wasn't so entertaining as much as it was funny

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that the guy got owned by the wasp.

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But did you see the size of that thing?

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That's got to be like 6 feet long.

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That's some s--t straight outta Starship Troopers.

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No honestly, I can't make fun of the dude,

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'cause that's happened to me before.

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You know, I'm out with a girl, I try to impress her,

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like "I'll take care of this bug,"

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and suddenly it moves and I'm like "Bah!" like a little bitch.

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If I've learned anything from the Internet,

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it's one, the girls on craigslist are not as hot as they describe themselves to be,

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and two, people who have been medicated by the dentist make the best viral videos.

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So the scenario is there's this brother and sister who've just got back from the dentist,

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and they are both seriously high.

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-Hey, want to play thumb war?

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-What?

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-Want to play thumb war?

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-Okay.

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-Now.

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I can't move my finger!

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[whimpers]

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Mommy, she bit me.

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-It's okay, guys.

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We'll be home in a few minutes.

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-Now, I don't know what kind of drugs the dentist gave them,

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I'm assuming it's Vodka and Xanax,

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but it was enough to give this video 250,000 views

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and a spot on Ellen.

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And honestly, I'm jealous.

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I wish I could be as high as that boy is,

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'cause he is way higher than his sister.

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-Will you marry me?

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-So Oedipus there is lucky 'cause he'll probably never get that high again...

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at least not till college.

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Now, I recommend you watch the whole video,

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it runs a little long at about 10 minutes,

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but there are tons of awesome quotes in there.

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I think at one point, he calls his sister a ho.

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-What are you doing to me, you ho?

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-Hey!

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-God, I need to get high like that.

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I mean, what? Don't do drugs, what?

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Guys, I can only describe the next video as very Japanese.

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And if you've watched this show for a while,

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you'll know that a lot of f--ked up videos come from Japan.

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And there's nothing wrong with that;

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it's just how they roll.

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Now the title of this particular video is "Vagina Bubbles from Hell".

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Oh, if only I were making it up.

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It's a clip from an old Japanese TV show or movie,

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and uhh... enjoy.

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-[gasping]

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-Uh, pardon me, ma'am but it appears your vagina has rabies.

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Squirtle.

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Either that, or you used the wrong kind of soap in your dishwater.

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Squirtle.

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Man, Hiroshima really f--ked people up, didn't it?

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I mean, not only is there a foam party taking place in her crotch,

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but those bubbles come out and kill the dude across from her.

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-[gasping]

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-Now, I know this movie or show is absurd,

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and the clip itself got about 200,000 views.

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But realistically, I kinda get where the Japanese are going with this.

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Maybe it's not a terrible premise for a horror movie.

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Maybe it's a public service announcement reminding you to watch your nasty ass.

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Either way, look ladies,

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I don't need to tell you this,

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but if there's ever bubble bath spewing profusely from your lady-parts

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so much that it suffocates the guy across from you,

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I'd say it's time to seek immediate medical treatment.

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Squirtle.

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And on that note, I think I'm gonna go kill myself, 'cause I believe now I've seen everything.

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But not before the comment question of the day,

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which comes from a user named, bing!,

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and they said...

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-Our question for you is...

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-Why didn't you do your homework?

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-Wait, is one of those girls from that movie?

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Never mind.

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So, why didn't you do your homework?

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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below

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or on Facebook or Twitter.

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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.

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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.

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And I'll see you guys in a few days.

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Oh, uh, so tell me forum,

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what's your favorite place?

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[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]

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