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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.44,0:00:01.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's happenin', forum?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got some awesome videos to review for you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.15,0:00:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.14,0:00:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, but anyway, there's this wasp chillin' on the lens of this security camera
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.66,0:00:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then there's the hero of the story who rolls over with his little towel,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.78,0:00:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he's gonna take care of the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.21,0:00:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, maybe I LOL'ed a little too hard at the video.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.48,0:00:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The fall wasn't so entertaining as much as it was funny
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.14,0:00:32.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the guy got owned by the wasp.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.82,0:00:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But did you see the size of that thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.16,0:00:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's got to be like 6 feet long.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.20,0:00:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's some s--t straight outta Starship Troopers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.29,0:00:41.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No honestly, I can't make fun of the dude,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.30,0:00:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause that's happened to me before.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.30,0:00:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I'm out with a girl, I try to impress her,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.09,0:00:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like "I'll take care of this bug,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.73,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and suddenly it moves and I'm like "Bah!" like a little bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I've learned anything from the Internet,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.78,0:00:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's one, the girls on craigslist are not as hot as they describe themselves to be,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.05,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and two, people who have been medicated by the dentist make the best viral videos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:04.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the scenario is there's this brother and sister who've just got back from the dentist,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.81,0:01:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they are both seriously high.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.85,0:01:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, want to play thumb war?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.93,0:01:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.30,0:01:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Want to play thumb war?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.21,0:01:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.21,0:01:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.33,0:01:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't move my finger!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.73,0:01:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[whimpers]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.73,0:01:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy, she bit me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.27,0:01:39.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's okay, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.47,0:01:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be home in a few minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.41,0:01:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now, I don't know what kind of drugs the dentist gave them,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.81,0:01:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm assuming it's Vodka and Xanax,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.56,0:01:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it was enough to give this video 250,000 views
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a spot on Ellen.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.83,0:01:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And honestly, I'm jealous.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.83,0:01:53.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I could be as high as that boy is,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause he is way higher than his sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.65,0:02:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Will you marry me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.26,0:02:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-So Oedipus there is lucky 'cause he'll probably never get that high again...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.56,0:02:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at least not till college.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.66,0:02:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I recommend you watch the whole video,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.72,0:02:15.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it runs a little long at about 10 minutes,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.21,0:02:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but there are tons of awesome quotes in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.80,0:02:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think at one point, he calls his sister a ho.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.19,0:02:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you doing to me, you ho?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.23,0:02:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.23,0:02:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-God, I need to get high like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.80,0:02:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, what? Don't do drugs, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.38,0:02:33.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I can only describe the next video as very Japanese.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.73,0:02:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you've watched this show for a while,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.22,0:02:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll know that a lot of f--ked up videos come from Japan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.86,0:02:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's nothing wrong with that;
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.86,0:02:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's just how they roll.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.31,0:02:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now the title of this particular video is "Vagina Bubbles from Hell".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.09,0:02:46.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, if only I were making it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.73,0:02:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a clip from an old Japanese TV show or movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.69,0:02:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and uhh... enjoy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.10,0:03:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[gasping]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.93,0:03:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Uh, pardon me, ma'am but it appears your vagina has rabies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.83,0:03:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirtle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.83,0:03:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either that, or you used the wrong kind of soap in your dishwater.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.72,0:03:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirtle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.72,0:03:28.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, Hiroshima really f--ked people up, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.20,0:03:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, not only is there a foam party taking place in her crotch,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.15,0:03:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but those bubbles come out and kill the dude across from her.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.49,0:03:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[gasping]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.98,0:03:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now, I know this movie or show is absurd,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.53,0:03:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the clip itself got about 200,000 views.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.39,0:03:48.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But realistically, I kinda get where the Japanese are going with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.63,0:03:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's not a terrible premise for a horror movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.21,0:03:55.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it's a public service announcement reminding you to watch your nasty ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.42,0:03:56.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Either way, look ladies,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.42,0:03:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need to tell you this,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.59,0:04:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if there's ever bubble bath spewing profusely from your lady-parts
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.68,0:04:04.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so much that it suffocates the guy across from you,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.14,0:04:07.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd say it's time to seek immediate medical treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.77,0:04:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squirtle.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.77,0:04:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And on that note, I think I'm gonna go kill myself, 'cause I believe now I've seen everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.09,0:04:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not before the comment question of the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.09,0:04:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which comes from a user named, bing!,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.44,0:04:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they said...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.44,0:04:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Our question for you is...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.62,0:04:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Why didn't you do your homework?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.85,0:04:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wait, is one of those girls from that movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.36,0:04:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, why didn't you do your homework?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.70,0:04:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.24,0:04:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or on Facebook or Twitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.67,0:04:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.34,0:04:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.36,0:04:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'll see you guys in a few days.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.37,0:04:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, so tell me forum,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.61,0:04:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's your favorite place?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.94,0:04:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.66,0:04:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian