-Banana nana bobana
Fee fi fo fanna
I really hate bananas
(laughs)
-That totally sucked.
-Whoa, who said that?
-Don't quit your day job, buddy.
-I don't have a job.
-That's a shocker.
-Are you my conscience?
-No.
-Talking grasshopper?
-Yes.
-Really?
-No!
-Oh... well where are you?
-Hello, McFly.
Right here, right in front of you.
-Where?
-Oh, come on.
What are you, tone deaf and blind?
-Whoa, it's a midget apple.
-No, I'm a crab apple.
That's a midget apple.
-We prefer the term little apple, thank you very much.
-Wait-wait-wait, so you're a crab apple?
I thought that was a crab apple.
-(screaming)
-Yeehaw! Ride 'me cowboy!
-Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?
-Nah, I think it's just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
(laughs)
(laughter dies out)
-Are you finished?
-No, I'm an orange.
(laughs)
-(mimicks laughing)
Shut up!
Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.
-Oh, really?
-No, none of this is good.
I'm stuck with an orange that runs his mouth like a wheat-eater on rocket fuel,
a crab that thinks he's a cowboy,
and a freakin' midget apple.
-That's little apple.
-Nobody cares!
-Hey, hey crabapple.
-Shut it!
-Hey!
-Shut--
-Hey--
crab--
-No--
-Hey!
-Shut--
-Crabapple...
-Shut up!
-Want to hear about the time I met a pumpkin?
-No!
-Geez, you are an apple.
-Crab apple!
-Yeah, no kidding.
-No kidding?
That's all you've been doing since I got here.
No kidding would be great.
You should get to work on that right away, you freakin' idiot.
-Okay, so I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin."
-Dimple-faced dimwitted pile of--
-Get it?
'Cause he's a pumpkin and he's plump.
Plumpkin.
-It's not funny. It's...
-Plumpkin!
-No, it's... hey, what happened to the lights?
-Plumpkin!
-Plumpkin?
-Ooh, oww!!
-Ow, hey, how's it going plumpkin?
-I think I just sat on a midget apple.
-Hey, it's little apple!
-Whatever.
-Hey, hey Plumpkin.
-Yeah?
-Crab!
-Ride 'em cowboy!
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