-Banana nana bobana

Fee fi fo fanna

I really hate bananas

(laughs)

-That totally sucked.

-Whoa, who said that?

-Don't quit your day job, buddy.

-I don't have a job.

-That's a shocker.

-Are you my conscience?

-No.

-Talking grasshopper?

-Yes.

-Really?

-No!

-Oh... well where are you?

-Hello, McFly.

Right here, right in front of you.

-Where?

-Oh, come on.

What are you, tone deaf and blind?

-Whoa, it's a midget apple.

-No, I'm a crab apple.

That's a midget apple.

-We prefer the term little apple, thank you very much.

-Wait-wait-wait, so you're a crab apple?

I thought that was a crab apple.

-(screaming)

-Yeehaw! Ride 'me cowboy!

-Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?

-Nah, I think it's just a spur-of-the-moment thing.

(laughs)

(laughter dies out)

-Are you finished?

-No, I'm an orange.

(laughs)

-(mimicks laughing)

Shut up!

Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.

-Oh, really?

-No, none of this is good.

I'm stuck with an orange that runs his mouth like a wheat-eater on rocket fuel,

a crab that thinks he's a cowboy,

and a freakin' midget apple.

-That's little apple.

-Nobody cares!

-Hey, hey crabapple.

-Shut it!

-Hey!

-Shut--

-Hey--

crab--

-No--

-Hey!

-Shut--

-Crabapple...

-Shut up!

-Want to hear about the time I met a pumpkin?

-No!

-Geez, you are an apple.

-Crab apple!

-Yeah, no kidding.

-No kidding?

That's all you've been doing since I got here.

No kidding would be great.

You should get to work on that right away, you freakin' idiot.

-Okay, so I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin."

-Dimple-faced dimwitted pile of--

-Get it?

'Cause he's a pumpkin and he's plump.

Plumpkin.

-It's not funny. It's...

-Plumpkin!

-No, it's... hey, what happened to the lights?

-Plumpkin!

-Plumpkin?

-Ooh, oww!!

-Ow, hey, how's it going plumpkin?

-I think I just sat on a midget apple.

-Hey, it's little apple!

-Whatever.

-Hey, hey Plumpkin.

-Yeah?

-Crab!

-Ride 'em cowboy!

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