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-Banana nana bobana

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Fee fi fo fanna

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I really hate bananas

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(laughs)

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-That totally sucked.

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-Whoa, who said that?

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-Don't quit your day job, buddy.

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-I don't have a job.

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-That's a shocker.

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-Are you my conscience?

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-No.

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-Talking grasshopper?

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-Yes.

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-Really?

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-No!

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-Oh... well where are you?

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-Hello, McFly.

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Right here, right in front of you.

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-Where?

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-Oh, come on.

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What are you, tone deaf and blind?

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-Whoa, it's a midget apple.

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-No, I'm a crab apple.

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That's a midget apple.

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-We prefer the term little apple, thank you very much.

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-Wait-wait-wait, so you're a crab apple?

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I thought that was a crab apple.

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-(screaming)

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-Yeehaw! Ride 'me cowboy!

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-Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?

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-Nah, I think it's just a spur-of-the-moment thing.

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(laughs)

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(laughter dies out)

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-Are you finished?

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-No, I'm an orange.

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(laughs)

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-(mimicks laughing)

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Shut up!

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Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.

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-Oh, really?

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-No, none of this is good.

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I'm stuck with an orange that runs his mouth like a wheat-eater on rocket fuel,

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a crab that thinks he's a cowboy,

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and a freakin' midget apple.

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-That's little apple.

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-Nobody cares!

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-Hey, hey crabapple.

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-Shut it!

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-Hey!

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-Shut--

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-Hey--

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crab--

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-No--

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-Hey!

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-Shut--

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-Crabapple...

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-Shut up!

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-Want to hear about the time I met a pumpkin?

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-No!

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-Geez, you are an apple.

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-Crab apple!

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-Yeah, no kidding.

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-No kidding?

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That's all you've been doing since I got here.

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No kidding would be great.

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You should get to work on that right away, you freakin' idiot.

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-Okay, so I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin."

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-Dimple-faced dimwitted pile of--

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-Get it?

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'Cause he's a pumpkin and he's plump.

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Plumpkin.

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-It's not funny. It's...

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-Plumpkin!

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-No, it's... hey, what happened to the lights?

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-Plumpkin!

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-Plumpkin?

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-Ooh, oww!!

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-Ow, hey, how's it going plumpkin?

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-I think I just sat on a midget apple.

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-Hey, it's little apple!

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-Whatever.

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-Hey, hey Plumpkin.

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-Yeah?

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-Crab!

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-Ride 'em cowboy!

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