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-Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.

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-I've already told you like a thousand times.

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Why don't you believe me?

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-Well, you are...you know...

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-A ginger?

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-Yeah.

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-Well, gingers have souls.

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-Nuh-uh.

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-Do so.

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-Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.

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-Ginger!

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-No.

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-Yes!

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-No.

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-No? What do you mean, no?

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-Who said that?

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-Hold on, I gotta take this.

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What's going on, Pear?

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-This stupid game isn't working.

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It's not giving me a Yahtzee.

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-That's not Yahtzee.

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-It's not?

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-No, it's Scrabble.

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-It's not Scrabble, Orange.

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-It isn't chess, is it?

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-Is it Connect Four?

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-Connect Four? Really?

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-It kind of looks like Connect Four.

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-It's not Connect Four!

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-It's got to be chutes and ladders.

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-No.

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-Ooh, I know, it's checkers.

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-No, it's not.

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-Jenga?

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-No, it's not Jenga.

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-Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.

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Hey, hey Ginger.

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-Hey, dudes.

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This, umm, isn't what it looks like.

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[both scream]

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-No more Mr. Knife Guy

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Now he's real slick

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He's got steel

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-Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.

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-Yeah, tell that to Ginger.

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-Is that who this was?

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Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.

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-Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.

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[laughs]

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-What are you talking about?

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The dude was here and now he's not.

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That's awful!

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-Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]

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-Dude, that is not funny.

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-You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]

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-I know what this looks like,

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but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

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-Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]

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-I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.

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Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.

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Do you know what that's like?

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-Umm...

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-This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.

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It was awful.

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-Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]

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-What's so funny about that?

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-I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]

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-Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.

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-If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?

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-Barium.

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-Very good.

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No more easy ones, guys.

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Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...

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-Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]

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-Dull? Who said I'm dull?

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-I did, just now.

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-Not so loud man.

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Do you know what happens to a dull knife?

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-He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]

0:02:16.750,0:02:18.958
-No, dude.

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He gets a little visit from...

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the Sharpener!

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-Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?

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-No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...

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and you know what he does?

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-He sharpens little fools like you.

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-Who said that?

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-Wasn't me.

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-Me either.

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Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.

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-It wasn't me!

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-What about him?

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-No.

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-Sharpener.

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-Not again!

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-What's wrong, little guy?

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Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?

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-No!

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-Whoa!

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[Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]

0:02:47.606,0:02:49.391
That guy really know how to make a point.

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[laughs]

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Ooh, ow.

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-Now that was a close shave. [cackles]

0:02:53.685,0:02:57.400
-Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.

0:02:57.400,0:03:00.465
-Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.

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-Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?

0:03:01.719,0:03:03.167
-I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.

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Whoa, what the--

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G-I-N-G--

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Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."

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[warping music]

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What's going on?

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-See? I told you gingers have souls.

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Suck it, Orange!

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[Orange and Pear scream]

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[No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian