1
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-Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.

2
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-I've already told you like a thousand times.

3
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Why don't you believe me?

4
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-Well, you are...you know...

5
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-A ginger?

6
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-Yeah.

7
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-Well, gingers have souls.

8
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-Nuh-uh.

9
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-Do so.

10
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-Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.

11
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-Ginger!

12
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-No.

13
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-Yes!

14
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-No.

15
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-No? What do you mean, no?

16
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-Who said that?

17
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-Hold on, I gotta take this.

18
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What's going on, Pear?

19
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-This stupid game isn't working.

20
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It's not giving me a Yahtzee.

21
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-That's not Yahtzee.

22
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-It's not?

23
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-No, it's Scrabble.

24
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-It's not Scrabble, Orange.

25
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-It isn't chess, is it?

26
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-Is it Connect Four?

27
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-Connect Four? Really?

28
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-It kind of looks like Connect Four.

29
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-It's not Connect Four!

30
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-It's got to be chutes and ladders.

31
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-No.

32
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-Ooh, I know, it's checkers.

33
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-No, it's not.

34
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-Jenga?

35
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-No, it's not Jenga.

36
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-Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.

37
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Hey, hey Ginger.

38
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-Hey, dudes.

39
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This, umm, isn't what it looks like.

40
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[both scream]

41
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-No more Mr. Knife Guy

42
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Now he's real slick

43
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He's got steel

44
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-Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.

45
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-Yeah, tell that to Ginger.

46
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-Is that who this was?

47
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Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.

48
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-Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.

49
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[laughs]

50
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-What are you talking about?

51
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The dude was here and now he's not.

52
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That's awful!

53
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-Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]

54
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-Dude, that is not funny.

55
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-You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]

56
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-I know what this looks like,

57
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but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

58
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-Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]

59
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-I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.

60
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Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.

61
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Do you know what that's like?

62
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-Umm...

63
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-This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.

64
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It was awful.

65
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-Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]

66
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-What's so funny about that?

67
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-I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]

68
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-Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.

69
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-If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?

70
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-Barium.

71
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-Very good.

72
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No more easy ones, guys.

73
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Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...

74
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-Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]

75
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-Dull? Who said I'm dull?

76
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-I did, just now.

77
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-Not so loud man.

78
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Do you know what happens to a dull knife?

79
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-He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]

80
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-No, dude.

81
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He gets a little visit from...

82
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the Sharpener!

83
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-Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?

84
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-No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...

85
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and you know what he does?

86
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-He sharpens little fools like you.

87
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-Who said that?

88
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-Wasn't me.

89
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-Me either.

90
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Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.

91
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-It wasn't me!

92
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-What about him?

93
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-No.

94
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-Sharpener.

95
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-Not again!

96
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-What's wrong, little guy?

97
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Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?

98
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-No!

99
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-Whoa!

100
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[Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]

101
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That guy really know how to make a point.

102
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[laughs]

103
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Ooh, ow.

104
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-Now that was a close shave. [cackles]

105
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-Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.

106
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-Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.

107
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-Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?

108
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-I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.

109
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Whoa, what the--

110
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G-I-N-G--

111
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Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."

112
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[warping music]

113
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What's going on?

114
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-See? I told you gingers have souls.

115
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Suck it, Orange!

116
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[Orange and Pear scream]

117
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[No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]

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Captioned by SpongeSebastian