-Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.
-I've already told you like a thousand times.
Why don't you believe me?
-Well, you are...you know...
-A ginger?
-Yeah.
-Well, gingers have souls.
-Nuh-uh.
-Do so.
-Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.
-Ginger!
-No.
-Yes!
-No.
-No? What do you mean, no?
-Who said that?
-Hold on, I gotta take this.
What's going on, Pear?
-This stupid game isn't working.
It's not giving me a Yahtzee.
-That's not Yahtzee.
-It's not?
-No, it's Scrabble.
-It's not Scrabble, Orange.
-It isn't chess, is it?
-Is it Connect Four?
-Connect Four? Really?
-It kind of looks like Connect Four.
-It's not Connect Four!
-It's got to be chutes and ladders.
-No.
-Ooh, I know, it's checkers.
-No, it's not.
-Jenga?
-No, it's not Jenga.
-Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.
Hey, hey Ginger.
-Hey, dudes.
This, umm, isn't what it looks like.
[both scream]
-No more Mr. Knife Guy
Now he's real slick
He's got steel
-Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.
-Yeah, tell that to Ginger.
-Is that who this was?
Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.
-Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.
[laughs]
-What are you talking about?
The dude was here and now he's not.
That's awful!
-Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]
-Dude, that is not funny.
-You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]
-I know what this looks like,
but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.
-Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]
-I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.
Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.
Do you know what that's like?
-Umm...
-This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.
It was awful.
-Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]
-What's so funny about that?
-I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]
-Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.
-If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?
-Barium.
-Very good.
No more easy ones, guys.
Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...
-Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]
-Dull? Who said I'm dull?
-I did, just now.
-Not so loud man.
Do you know what happens to a dull knife?
-He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]
-No, dude.
He gets a little visit from...
the Sharpener!
-Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?
-No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...
and you know what he does?
-He sharpens little fools like you.
-Who said that?
-Wasn't me.
-Me either.
Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.
-It wasn't me!
-What about him?
-No.
-Sharpener.
-Not again!
-What's wrong, little guy?
Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?
-No!
-Whoa!
[Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]
That guy really know how to make a point.
[laughs]
Ooh, ow.
-Now that was a close shave. [cackles]
-Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.
-Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.
-Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?
-I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.
Whoa, what the--
G-I-N-G--
Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."
[warping music]
What's going on?
-See? I told you gingers have souls.
Suck it, Orange!
[Orange and Pear scream]
[No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian