[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.51,0:00:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.25,0:00:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've already told you like a thousand times.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.24,0:00:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you believe me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.31,0:00:10.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, you are...you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.50,0:00:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-A ginger?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.50,0:00:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.50,0:00:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Well, gingers have souls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.75,0:00:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nuh-uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.75,0:00:15.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Do so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.75,0:00:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.75,0:00:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ginger!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.75,0:00:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.75,0:00:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.75,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No? What do you mean, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.75,0:00:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hold on, I gotta take this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.75,0:00:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on, Pear?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.80,0:00:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This stupid game isn't working.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.47,0:00:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not giving me a Yahtzee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.79,0:00:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-That's not Yahtzee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.92,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, it's Scrabble.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.96,0:00:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not Scrabble, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.97,0:00:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It isn't chess, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.18,0:00:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is it Connect Four?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.57,0:00:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Connect Four? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.06,0:00:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It kind of looks like Connect Four.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.06,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's not Connect Four!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It's got to be chutes and ladders.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.54,0:00:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.54,0:00:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, I know, it's checkers.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.91,0:00:43.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.91,0:00:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Jenga?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.91,0:00:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, it's not Jenga.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.30,0:00:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.74,0:00:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey Ginger.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.99,0:00:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, dudes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.48,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This, umm, isn't what it looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both scream]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.79,0:00:58.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No more Mr. Knife Guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.21,0:01:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he's real slick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got steel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.79,0:01:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.33,0:01:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, tell that to Ginger.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.92,0:01:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Is that who this was?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.08,0:01:14.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.07,0:01:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.07,0:01:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.07,0:01:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The dude was here and now he's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.06,0:01:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's awful!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.06,0:01:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.32,0:01:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dude, that is not funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.17,0:01:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.31,0:01:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I know what this looks like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.75,0:01:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.30,0:01:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.50,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.24,0:01:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what that's like?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.82,0:01:44.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.30,0:01:47.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.23,0:01:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.44,0:01:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.06,0:01:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's so funny about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.43,0:01:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.47,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:02:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.81,0:02:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Barium.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.81,0:02:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Very good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.81,0:02:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No more easy ones, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.42,0:02:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Dull? Who said I'm dull?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.82,0:02:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I did, just now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.89,0:02:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not so loud man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.24,0:02:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what happens to a dull knife?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.65,0:02:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.75,0:02:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.96,0:02:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gets a little visit from...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.38,0:02:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Sharpener!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.12,0:02:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.29,0:02:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.78,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you know what he does?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.12,0:02:29.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He sharpens little fools like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.79,0:02:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Who said that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.39,0:02:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wasn't me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Me either.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.16,0:02:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.16,0:02:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-It wasn't me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.53,0:02:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What about him?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.67,0:02:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.67,0:02:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Sharpener.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.67,0:02:40.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Not again!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.67,0:02:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What's wrong, little guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.18,0:02:43.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.61,0:02:45.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.15,0:02:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.15,0:02:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.61,0:02:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy really know how to make a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.39,0:02:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.53,0:02:51.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.69,0:02:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Now that was a close shave. [cackles]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.68,0:02:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.40,0:03:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.46,0:03:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.72,0:03:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.17,0:03:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, what the--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.20,0:03:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,G-I-N-G--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.55,0:03:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.22,0:03:13.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[warping music]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.19,0:03:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.36,0:03:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-See? I told you gingers have souls.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.95,0:03:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suck it, Orange!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.95,0:03:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Orange and Pear scream]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.04,0:03:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.03,0:03:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian