-Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time.

-I've already told you like a thousand times.

Why don't you believe me?

-Well, you are...you know...

-A ginger?

-Yeah.

-Well, gingers have souls.

-Nuh-uh.

-Do so.

-Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg.

-Ginger!

-No.

-Yes!

-No.

-No? What do you mean, no?

-Who said that?

-Hold on, I gotta take this.

What's going on, Pear?

-This stupid game isn't working.

It's not giving me a Yahtzee.

-That's not Yahtzee.

-It's not?

-No, it's Scrabble.

-It's not Scrabble, Orange.

-It isn't chess, is it?

-Is it Connect Four?

-Connect Four? Really?

-It kind of looks like Connect Four.

-It's not Connect Four!

-It's got to be chutes and ladders.

-No.

-Ooh, I know, it's checkers.

-No, it's not.

-Jenga?

-No, it's not Jenga.

-Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger.

Hey, hey Ginger.

-Hey, dudes.

This, umm, isn't what it looks like.

[both scream]

-No more Mr. Knife Guy

Now he's real slick

He's got steel

-Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy.

-Yeah, tell that to Ginger.

-Is that who this was?

Man, poor little fellow was really juicy.

-Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul.

[laughs]

-What are you talking about?

The dude was here and now he's not.

That's awful!

-Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs]

-Dude, that is not funny.

-You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs]

-I know what this looks like,

but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody.

-Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs]

-I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife.

Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half.

Do you know what that's like?

-Umm...

-This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat.

It was awful.

-Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs]

-What's so funny about that?

-I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs]

-Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys.

-If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what?

-Barium.

-Very good.

No more easy ones, guys.

Now, if a train leaves Baltimore...

-Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs]

-Dull? Who said I'm dull?

-I did, just now.

-Not so loud man.

Do you know what happens to a dull knife?

-He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs]

-No, dude.

He gets a little visit from...

the Sharpener!

-Ooh, is he like the Equalizer?

-No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock...

and you know what he does?

-He sharpens little fools like you.

-Who said that?

-Wasn't me.

-Me either.

Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee.

-It wasn't me!

-What about him?

-No.

-Sharpener.

-Not again!

-What's wrong, little guy?

Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way?

-No!

-Whoa!

[Sharpener laughs, Knife screams]

That guy really know how to make a point.

[laughs]

Ooh, ow.

-Now that was a close shave. [cackles]

-Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez.

-Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working.

-Hey, what's goin' on, Pear?

-I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange.

Whoa, what the--

G-I-N-G--

Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga."

[warping music]

What's going on?

-See? I told you gingers have souls.

Suck it, Orange!

[Orange and Pear scream]

[No More Mr. Knife Guy playing]

Captioned by SpongeSebastian