WEBVTT 00:00:00.511 --> 00:00:04.250 -Ummm...wait, run that by me one more time. 00:00:04.250 --> 00:00:07.245 -I've already told you like a thousand times. 00:00:07.245 --> 00:00:08.313 Why don't you believe me? 00:00:08.313 --> 00:00:10.495 -Well, you are...you know... 00:00:10.495 --> 00:00:11.495 -A ginger? 00:00:11.495 --> 00:00:12.495 -Yeah. 00:00:12.495 --> 00:00:13.746 -Well, gingers have souls. 00:00:13.746 --> 00:00:14.746 -Nuh-uh. 00:00:14.746 --> 00:00:15.746 -Do so. 00:00:15.746 --> 00:00:16.746 -Nope, you're thinking of nutmeg. 00:00:16.746 --> 00:00:17.746 -Ginger! 00:00:17.746 --> 00:00:18.746 -No. 00:00:18.746 --> 00:00:19.746 -Yes! 00:00:19.746 --> 00:00:20.746 -No. 00:00:20.746 --> 00:00:21.746 -No? What do you mean, no? 00:00:21.746 --> 00:00:22.746 -Who said that? 00:00:22.746 --> 00:00:23.746 -Hold on, I gotta take this. 00:00:23.746 --> 00:00:24.799 What's going on, Pear? 00:00:24.799 --> 00:00:26.471 -This stupid game isn't working. 00:00:26.471 --> 00:00:27.792 It's not giving me a Yahtzee. 00:00:27.792 --> 00:00:28.917 -That's not Yahtzee. 00:00:28.917 --> 00:00:29.917 -It's not? 00:00:29.917 --> 00:00:30.958 -No, it's Scrabble. 00:00:30.958 --> 00:00:32.972 -It's not Scrabble, Orange. 00:00:32.972 --> 00:00:34.180 -It isn't chess, is it? 00:00:34.180 --> 00:00:35.573 -Is it Connect Four? 00:00:35.573 --> 00:00:37.059 -Connect Four? Really? 00:00:37.059 --> 00:00:38.059 -It kind of looks like Connect Four. 00:00:38.059 --> 00:00:39.242 -It's not Connect Four! 00:00:39.242 --> 00:00:40.542 -It's got to be chutes and ladders. 00:00:40.542 --> 00:00:41.542 -No. 00:00:41.542 --> 00:00:42.910 -Ooh, I know, it's checkers. 00:00:42.910 --> 00:00:43.910 -No, it's not. 00:00:43.910 --> 00:00:44.910 -Jenga? 00:00:44.910 --> 00:00:46.301 -No, it's not Jenga. 00:00:46.301 --> 00:00:47.740 -Oh, I know. Let's ask Ginger. 00:00:47.740 --> 00:00:48.994 Hey, hey Ginger. 00:00:48.994 --> 00:00:50.480 -Hey, dudes. 00:00:50.480 --> 00:00:53.174 This, umm, isn't what it looks like. 00:00:53.174 --> 00:00:55.792 [both scream] 00:00:55.792 --> 00:00:58.208 -No more Mr. Knife Guy 00:00:58.208 --> 00:01:00.625 Now he's real slick 00:01:00.625 --> 00:01:02.787 He's got steel 00:01:02.787 --> 00:01:06.333 -Whoa, I'm not gonna hurt you, little guy. 00:01:06.333 --> 00:01:07.917 -Yeah, tell that to Ginger. 00:01:07.917 --> 00:01:09.083 -Is that who this was? 00:01:09.083 --> 00:01:12.083 Man, poor little fellow was really juicy. 00:01:12.083 --> 00:01:14.072 -Yeah, but it's not like he had a soul. 00:01:14.072 --> 00:01:15.072 [laughs] 00:01:15.072 --> 00:01:16.072 -What are you talking about? 00:01:16.072 --> 00:01:18.065 The dude was here and now he's not. 00:01:18.065 --> 00:01:19.065 That's awful! 00:01:19.065 --> 00:01:21.316 -Actually, thanks to you, he's here and there. [laughs] 00:01:21.316 --> 00:01:23.174 -Dude, that is not funny. 00:01:23.174 --> 00:01:25.310 -You're a real cut-up, you know that? [laughs] 00:01:25.310 --> 00:01:26.750 -I know what this looks like, 00:01:26.750 --> 00:01:31.301 but just because I'm a razor-sharp strip of stainless steel doesn't mean I want to hurt anybody. 00:01:31.301 --> 00:01:34.505 -Wow, I never seen this side of you before. [laughs] 00:01:34.505 --> 00:01:37.245 -I'm telling you Orange, it's lonely being a knife. 00:01:37.245 --> 00:01:41.239 Every time I get close to someone, they wind up getting cut in half. 00:01:41.239 --> 00:01:42.818 Do you know what that's like? 00:01:42.818 --> 00:01:44.304 -Umm... 00:01:44.304 --> 00:01:47.230 -This one time, I [?] a tuna can in three seconds flat. 00:01:47.230 --> 00:01:48.437 It was awful. 00:01:48.437 --> 00:01:50.063 -Geez, sounds like you're really on edge. [laughs] 00:01:50.063 --> 00:01:52.431 -What's so funny about that? 00:01:52.431 --> 00:01:54.474 -I guess like you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are ya? [laughs] 00:01:54.474 --> 00:01:58.083 -Buddy, don't even get me started on those guys. 00:01:58.083 --> 00:02:01.812 -If my atomic number is 56, then my name is what? 00:02:01.812 --> 00:02:02.812 -Barium. 00:02:02.812 --> 00:02:03.812 -Very good. 00:02:03.812 --> 00:02:04.830 No more easy ones, guys. 00:02:04.830 --> 00:02:06.417 Now, if a train leaves Baltimore... 00:02:06.417 --> 00:02:08.313 -Wow, and I thought you were dull. [laughs] 00:02:08.313 --> 00:02:10.821 -Dull? Who said I'm dull? 00:02:10.821 --> 00:02:11.889 -I did, just now. 00:02:11.889 --> 00:02:13.236 -Not so loud man. 00:02:13.236 --> 00:02:15.651 Do you know what happens to a dull knife? 00:02:15.651 --> 00:02:16.750 -He goes on a lot of first dates? [laughs] 00:02:16.750 --> 00:02:18.958 -No, dude. 00:02:18.958 --> 00:02:20.375 He gets a little visit from... 00:02:20.375 --> 00:02:22.125 the Sharpener! 00:02:22.125 --> 00:02:23.292 -Ooh, is he like the Equalizer? 00:02:23.292 --> 00:02:25.775 -No, the Sharpener is harder than a rock... 00:02:25.775 --> 00:02:27.125 and you know what he does? 00:02:27.125 --> 00:02:29.792 -He sharpens little fools like you. 00:02:29.792 --> 00:02:31.394 -Who said that? 00:02:31.394 --> 00:02:33.159 -Wasn't me. 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:34.159 -Me either. 00:02:34.159 --> 00:02:35.159 Oh come on, that was totally a Yahtzee. 00:02:35.159 --> 00:02:36.532 -It wasn't me! 00:02:36.532 --> 00:02:37.670 -What about him? 00:02:37.670 --> 00:02:38.670 -No. 00:02:38.670 --> 00:02:39.670 -Sharpener. 00:02:39.670 --> 00:02:40.670 -Not again! 00:02:40.670 --> 00:02:42.180 -What's wrong, little guy? 00:02:42.180 --> 00:02:43.611 Think I'm gonna rub you the wrong way? 00:02:43.611 --> 00:02:45.152 -No! 00:02:45.152 --> 00:02:46.152 -Whoa! 00:02:46.152 --> 00:02:47.606 [Sharpener laughs, Knife screams] 00:02:47.606 --> 00:02:49.391 That guy really know how to make a point. 00:02:49.391 --> 00:02:50.527 [laughs] 00:02:50.527 --> 00:02:51.688 Ooh, ow. 00:02:51.688 --> 00:02:53.685 -Now that was a close shave. [cackles] 00:02:53.685 --> 00:02:57.400 -Wow, I almost feel bad for Knife, geez. 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:00.465 -Hey, I think I finally got this stupid thing working. 00:03:00.465 --> 00:03:01.719 -Hey, what's goin' on, Pear? 00:03:01.719 --> 00:03:03.167 -I think it's trying to tell us something, Orange. 00:03:03.167 --> 00:03:05.202 Whoa, what the-- 00:03:05.202 --> 00:03:08.546 G-I-N-G-- 00:03:08.546 --> 00:03:10.218 Ooh-ooh! It's spelling "Jenga." 00:03:10.218 --> 00:03:13.190 [warping music] 00:03:13.190 --> 00:03:14.390 What's going on? 00:03:15.359 --> 00:03:18.949 -See? I told you gingers have souls. 00:03:18.949 --> 00:03:19.949 Suck it, Orange! 00:03:19.949 --> 00:03:22.042 [Orange and Pear scream] 00:03:22.042 --> 00:03:27.029 [No More Mr. Knife Guy playing] 00:03:27.029 --> 00:03:32.973 Captioned by SpongeSebastian