The Talking Magpies
Good Afternoon. Good Afternoon.
So you're looking for a place to live. Well look no further, friend. Look no further.
Wooh! I've got just the little place for you. Just the little place for you and your woman.
Way up there. Way up there.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You made a good buy. Peachy buy. Wooh! You'll like it very much.
If you think I'm going to run this broken down old planter, you've got another thing coming!
Now listen. Now just a minute.
Now after all we've been through this . . .
I think I've had it with . . .
Shut up! Shut up!
Let me tell you something!
Now wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Duh, say fellas. The boss asked me to ask you if you'd mind be a little more quiet.
Duh, He's trying to sleep.
Well, what did they say?
Duh, they said if you would mind your business, duh, they'd mind theirs.
All you want to do is squawk, squawk, squawk. I'm fed up!
Shhh!
[from the radio] Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America, and all the ships at sea.
Let's go to press. Flash!
Do you have a Magpie in your home?
If you do, you are most fortunate.
The Magpie is the most charming bird in all the world.
He is the best friend the farmer ever had.
Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.
And always remember, the Magpie deserves your respect.
Hello, everybody!
QUIET!!!
Yes sir! I have just the little article you need.
Guaranteed to cure all headaches.
Now I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I ain't got no headache.
Oh yes you have, brother.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Who knows what will happen next? The Shadow knows.
Duh!
Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower.
[laughing]
That was fun. Let's try it again.
Maggie, my dear, would you mind asking those uncouth neighbors to be a little more quiet? [laughs]