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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.04,0:00:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Talking Magpies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.15,0:01:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good Afternoon. Good Afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.25,0:01:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're looking for a place to live.\NWell look no further, friend. Look no further.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.40,0:01:17.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wooh! I've got just the little place for you.\NJust the little place for you and your woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.93,0:01:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Way up there. Way up there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.06,0:01:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.44,0:01:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You made a good buy. Peachy buy.\NWooh! You'll like it very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.83,0:01:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you think I'm going to run this broken down\Nold planter, you've got another thing coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.34,0:01:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now listen. Now just a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.56,0:01:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now after all we've been through this . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.00,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've had it with . . .
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.03,0:01:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.68,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me tell you something!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.88,0:01:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now wait a minute. Wait a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.68,0:02:01.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh, say fellas. The boss asked me to ask\Nyou if you'd mind be a little more quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.72,0:02:04.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh, He's trying to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.64,0:02:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what did they say?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.26,0:02:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh, they said if you would mind your business,\Nduh, they'd mind theirs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:24.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All you want to do is squawk, squawk, squawk.\NI'm fed up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.79,0:02:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.18,0:03:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[from the radio]\NGood evening Mr. and Mrs. America,\Nand all the ships at sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.62,0:03:08.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go to press.\NFlash!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.65,0:03:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have a Magpie in your home?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.56,0:03:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do, you are most fortunate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.82,0:03:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Magpie is the most charming bird in all\Nthe world.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.73,0:03:20.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is the best friend the farmer ever had.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.41,0:03:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.37,0:03:28.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And always remember,\Nthe Magpie deserves your respect.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.16,0:03:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everybody!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.22,0:03:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUIET!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.29,0:04:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUIET!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.85,0:04:13.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes sir! I have just the\Nlittle article you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.56,0:04:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guaranteed to cure all headaches.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.56,0:04:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.20,0:04:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ain't got no headache.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.20,0:04:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yes you have, brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.92,0:04:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Who knows what\Nwill happen next? The Shadow knows.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.28,0:04:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Duh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.90,0:04:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.51,0:04:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughing]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.11,0:05:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was fun. Let's try it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.62,0:06:22.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maggie, my dear, would you mind asking those\Nuncouth neighbors to be a little more quiet? [laughs]