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The Talking Magpies

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Good Afternoon. Good Afternoon.

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So you're looking for a place to live.
Well look no further, friend. Look no further.

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Wooh! I've got just the little place for you.
Just the little place for you and your woman.

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Way up there. Way up there.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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You made a good buy. Peachy buy.
Wooh! You'll like it very much.

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If you think I'm going to run this broken down
old planter, you've got another thing coming!

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Now listen. Now just a minute.

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Now after all we've been through this . . .

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I think I've had it with . . .

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Shut up! Shut up!

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Let me tell you something!

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Now wait a minute. Wait a minute!

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Duh, say fellas. The boss asked me to ask
you if you'd mind be a little more quiet.

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Duh, He's trying to sleep.

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Well, what did they say?

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Duh, they said if you would mind your business,
duh, they'd mind theirs.

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All you want to do is squawk, squawk, squawk.
I'm fed up!

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Shhh!

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[from the radio]
Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America,
and all the ships at sea.

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Let's go to press.
Flash!

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Do you have a Magpie in your home?

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If you do, you are most fortunate.

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The Magpie is the most charming bird in all
the world.

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He is the best friend the farmer ever had.

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Treat him gently. Treat him kindly.

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And always remember,
the Magpie deserves your respect.

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Hello, everybody!

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QUIET!!!

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QUIET!!!

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Yes sir! I have just the
little article you need.

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Guaranteed to cure all headaches.

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Now I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

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I ain't got no headache.

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Oh yes you have, brother.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Who knows what
will happen next? The Shadow knows.

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Duh!

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Well, well, well. If it ain't the little flower.

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[laughing]

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That was fun. Let's try it again.

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Maggie, my dear, would you mind asking those
uncouth neighbors to be a little more quiet? [laughs]