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-[Orange laughs]
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So then I said,
-
"If you want the mustard,
you're gonna have to 'ketchup.'"
-
[laughs]
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-That was quite possibly the
worst joke I've ever heard.
-
-You're the worst joke I've ever heard.
-
[laughs]
-[groans]
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-Ugh, it's way too bright in here.
-
Does somebody want to turn
the lights down or somethin'?
-
-Whoa, a dirty pear with sunglasses!
-What?
-
-Hey Pear, check it out.
It's your brother.
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-That's not my brother.
-
-I'm not a pear.
-
My name is Mystery Potato Man.
-
-[laughs]
Poe-tay-toe?
-
-We're not doing that.
-
-Poe-tay-toe?
-No.
-
-Really?
-Yeah, that's pretty stupid, okay?
-
-Yeah, whatever four-eyes. [laughs]
-
-Hey, you'd be wearing sunglasses
too if you grew up on the ground.
-
Ugh, this light is killing me.
-
-You grew up in the dirt?
-
I'm gonna call you
Muddy Buddy. [laughs]
-
-I'm not muddy... and I'm not your bud.
-
-[laughs] You said spud.
-
You're a spud muffin. [laughs]
-
-Man, you're a real square,
you know that?
-
-Uh-uh, I'm round. [laughs]
-
-[growls] Pear, is this
guy always this annoying?
-
-No, it's even worse
when he uses the air horn.
-
-(Orange) Hey, Muddy Buddy.
-What?
-
[air horn blaring]
Aahh! My eyes, it's so bright!
-
-[laughs]
-
-[sniffles] Why would you do that, man?
-
-Pear did it.
-Pear didn't to it; I saw you.
-
-Blame Pear.
-No!
-
-Uh-oh. Guess what?
-What? What is it?
-
-Air horn.
[air horn blaring]
-
-Aaaahhh!!
-[laughs]
-
-I can't see anything and
I can't even hear myself think.
-
-It's funny 'cause it hurts. [laughs]
-
-You're really getting
under my skin, buddy.
-
I've met some stupid food in my days,
but you really take the cake.
-
-Why would you take the cake?
That's where Carrot lives.
-
-I don't care about Carrot.
-
-Well, I don't care about you either.
[weeps]
-
-Geez, for a tater,
you're a real hater.
-
Maybe you're a hater tot. [laughs]
-
-Sweet mother of...
-
Ah, your voice is stabbing
me like a, like a giant--
-
-Let me guess. Knife?
-What?
-
[shrieking in agony]
-
-Whoa! It's a face-off. [laughs]
-
-[shrieking continues]
-
-I don't know who to root for. [laughs]
-
Get it? Root? [laughs]
-
-Wait! Wait! What are you doing? Ah!
-
-Oh well. That guy needed
a thicker skin anyways.
-
[laughs]
-
[Carrot sobs]
-
-Come on, buddy.
Potato didn't mean it. Stop crying.
-
-Hey, Carrot. I know what will
make you forget about being sad.
-
-[sniffles]
Really? What?
-
-Air horn.
-
[air horn blares]
-Ah!
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
