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Holidays in the Future

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    These hotel rooms are getting smaller
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    Still I haven't been on a lad's holiday
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    in over 120 years
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    I'm surprised the wife let you away on this trip
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    she's been on my case for weeks
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    Would you not just adjust the settings
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    on the back Michael?
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    No you tinker with them too much
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    they go into divorce mode
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    Here's the room pricings so
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    there's an extra charge for the mini bar
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    Right
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    The slippers
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    the soap
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    shampoo
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    wardrobe
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    bed and
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    toilet
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    God almighty
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    Yeah well we better get going
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    Oh yeah let me unpack my suitcase first
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    Okay well it won't take you long
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    no these new Ryan Air baggage restrictions
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    are a bit ridiculous
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    A bit yeah
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    What's the itinerary?
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    Well we've got the show
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    Ai-Elvis
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    The King of Rock and Scroll
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    Oh yeah
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    And there's a break dancing festival on I hear
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    Oh
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    Raygunfest
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    Yes
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    God she was a genius
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    Unappreciated in her time
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    very much so
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    and then we have the Formula 1 tomorrow
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    I don't want to go to that
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    What?
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    I have no interest now
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    since they brought in the driverless cars
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    Well it's safer
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    Yeah but it is a lot less fun now
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    Oh that'll be the room service
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    Sure we didn't order anything
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    I know
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    Ai predicted it
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    Ah that's ridiculous
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    I'm not...
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    Oh I'm a bit peckish
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    I could do a soup now
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    Do you have euro for the tip?
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    Euro?
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    We're in Canada Declan
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    Oh here I'm thinking we're still going to Greenland
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    No sure we couldn't get the visa
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    The the Danish visa?
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    No
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    The USA visa?
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    No the Vatican City visa
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    it's a wonder they became a superpower in the end
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    ever since they found the uranium underneath
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    the Sistine Chapel it all changed and that was it yeah
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    well it's great to be out of Dublin in the end
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    Oh sure the seagulls have taken over Dublin
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    You mean they're a pest?
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    No I mean they formed their own government
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    We let those lads away with far too much to begin with
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    Yeah
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    Let's just get out of here then
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    Yes i think the corridor is 8 km long
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    So we better make a start at it
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    Doomdah
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    Hey we're Foil Arms and Hog and in the future we are going to
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    Canada in October
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    So take that now
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    okay
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    Do the Doomdah and let's go
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    young pup ya
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    Doomdah
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    hey that's him that's the young fellow there
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    don't be laughing
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    tricking and laughing
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    tricking away
Title:
Holidays in the Future
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
02:05

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