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When Your Granny Cheats at Bingo

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    Oh you're very good to visit me
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    Of course how are you getting on?
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    Legs 11 no. 11
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    Shhh they're starting again now come on
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    Oh can I help you with your card?
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    Yeah find the ones with 32, 11 and 13
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    Where did you get all these?
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    Hurry up
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    You're cheating
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    Oh you must be the smart grandchild
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    Nobleman's Son No. 21
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    Ooooh Bingo
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    Hurry up
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    We won over here
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    I'm not do this
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    Snitches get stitches
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    Okay I'd just like to see the card Mrs Gerharty
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    Oh that's no problem
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    Show it to him there Steven
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    Come on now
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    Your luck really is in tonight
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    Isn't it
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    Okay well the prizes is of course
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    to pick tonight's movie
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    so we've had the Sound of Music last night
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    What would you like tonight?
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    Oh actually I have a beautiful movie of my own
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    one of my favorites
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    Right okay
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    Zombie Massacre 7 Revenge of the Strippers
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    It's supposed to be very good
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    Um...
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    I don't think this would be suitable
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    Suitable?
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    Well for the guests
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    What are we not all over 18?
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    Well it doesn't look suitable at all
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    Which part of it?
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    The zombies or the strippers?
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    It's very inappropriate all together
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    Ah come on I've seen it all at this point now
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    You've seen zombies?
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    No but I've seen the crowd in here after you
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    dole out the medication
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    There's no need for accusations like that
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    Look it, I'm 89 years of age
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    I don't have an awful lot of joy left in my life
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    and all I'd like to do
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    is have a nice cup of tea with my old friend Mrs O'Reilly
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    and watch Zombie Massacre 7 Revenge of the Strippers
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    I'll see what I can do
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    Oh thank you
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    Zombie Massacre 7?
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    Six was better but
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    the franchise lost the run of itself
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    I thought you didn't like Mrs O'Reilly?
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    I don't
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    but I do want to hear her scream
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    might finish her off
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    Gran you can't say that
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    Ah grow a pair will ya?
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    Brains
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    We can run
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    or we can strip
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    Ahhhhhh
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    Oh God Mr O'Reilly's had a heart attack
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    somebody got an ambulance
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    Bingo
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    Doomdah
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    We're Foil Arms and Hog
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    and we want you to come to see our show
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    in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
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    it would be lovely to have you there
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    It's a real movie isn't it?
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    Number 4 has Daniel Day Lewis in it
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    That was a bit unexpected
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    and not as a zombie
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    as I would have thought
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    Yeah he demanded to be the stripper role
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    Doomdah
Title:
When Your Granny Cheats at Bingo
Description:
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Video Language:
English
Team:
Foil Arms and Hog Official Subtitling Legends
Duration:
02:25

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