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-And finally, you guys, today
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is the last day of January.
-Yeah.
-
[ Cheers and applause ]
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-So I thought it'd be nice
-
to give a little recap
of the entire month.
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Thank you very much.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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January has gone by
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A lot of people did it dry
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Tomorrow,
no more being healthy
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We'll all drink like
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-A shirtless Jason Kelce.
-
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
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- Trump says
he's mentally fit
-
Cognitive test is legit
-
But wait a second,
here's the thing
-
All his answers were...
-
-Ding ding,
ding ding ding ding.
-
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- Ron DeSantis came up short
-
Pun intended, little sport
-
Bad numbers in every poll
-
People care more about
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-The Chicago rat hole.
-
-
- Boeing had
a few close calls
-
Doors fell off and fireball
-
But the biggest threat
I heard today
-
Is the...
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-Footlong chocolate-chip cookie
at Subway.
-
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- Record rallies
for the stocks
-
Mob wives style on TikTok
-
Stanley Cups
may lead to fights
-
Better bulk up like
-
-Jeremy Allen White.
-
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- All the awards
went to "The Bear"
-
Fun to watch,
but do not work there
-
"Oppenheimer" left me shaken
-
At least I'm not...
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-A man in Alabama
facing charges after diving
-
into a Bass Pro Shops
aquarium completely naked.
-
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- January, say goodbye
-
Now it's February's time
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We all got a common goal
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Get Taylor to the Super Bowl
