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Okay
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We good?
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We doing this?
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Everything good?
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How do I look?
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[LAUGHS]
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Lets do this
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You know,
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when the first Flex Tape video came out,
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we were not expecting it to
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get the reaction it got
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Believe it or not,
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we didn't think anybody would
watch the damn thing
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We were just tryin to get
Warner Brothers, actually
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to buy it off us
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So we could cut our losses
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I mean,
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A video about TAPE?
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[SCOFFS] Come on
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This was 2017, remember
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Nobody was interested in
tape at that time.
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How little we knew.
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How little we knew...
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[EPIC NEWS BORADCAST MUSIC]
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NEWSCASTER [BRITISH ACCENT]:
Our top story tonight,
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An online video regarding
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a highly adhesive tape
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sweeps the nation.
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Meanwhile, millions of people
are left wondering why.
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NEWSCASTER IN RED TIE:
I learned more about
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sticky stuff in 10 minutes
watching this video
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than I have in my entire lifetime!
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NEWSCASTER IN GRAY TIE:
Now we all know that's a lie.
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We understand it
{??? I don't fucking know?}
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GUY IN HEADPHONES:
No, for real, check out
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JonTron's video.
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He did a video on Flex Tape.
[SCOFFS]
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It got a couple views.
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I dunno, I don't count views anyway.
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[EPIC NEWS BROADCAST MUSIC]
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JONTRON: And all that was before...
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...the Oscar incident.
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GMZ NARRATOR: Here's one
you won't soon forget:
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An Oscar acceptance speech
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that's sure to be nominated for an Oscar
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[APPLAUSE]
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER: And the Oscar goes to...
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Ha- seal that up.
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JonTron.
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[APPLAUSE]
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JONTRON: Wait, what?
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You can get an Oscar for a YouTube video?
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>> What is this? I don't understand
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is this the same category
as like a real movie?
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>> No. No, no, no. Just
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Just take it back.
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Still can't believe it myself sometimes.
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FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
What's that over there?
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JONTRON: That is my second year
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award girl's tennis
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from Newton High School.
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Trophy.
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JONTRON OFF SCREEN:
And after all that,
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[SAD MUSIC]
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I just- I, I got deep
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>> into doing things.
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>> Oh, man.
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>> No responsible man
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>> should really be doing, anyways.
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Yeah, I dunno who framed that
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and put it in a picture frame
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in my house
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but to whoever that was, [SMACKS LIPS]
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>> it's a little bit tasteless, innit?
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Well I'm clean, now!
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Hope you're happy.
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So, after months passed
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and a lot of careful
planning and consideration,
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I'm happy to announce: we decided.
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We're making Flex Tape II, baby!
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[POPS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE]
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HA HA HA Let's do this!
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[CHAMPAGNE DRIPPING]
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[CROWD]
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JONTRON, OFF SCREEN:
Me and Sergio here?
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We've been working together a long time.
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But I tell ya, we both knew
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this one was gonna be a challenge.
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You gotta keep uping your
game in this industry.
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You can't stay stagnant.
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You wanna be numero uno?
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You gotta be at LEAST
be higher than numero dos.
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It's just math.
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JONTRON: Dude, YOU'RE number one.
SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one.
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JONTRON: No, YOU'RE number one!
SERGIO: No, YOU'RE number one!
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JONTRON: Dude, you are number one.
SERGIO: No, you're number one.
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JONTRON: Dude, YOU are number one!
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Sergio: You are number one!
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JONTRON [SHOUTING]:
Motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
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SERGIO [SHOUTING]:
No, motherfucker, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!
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JONTRON [SHOUTING]:
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
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JONTRON [CALMLY]:
What I'm trying to say is,
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this time, we knew we
couldn't do it alone
