Disney Blu-Ray - Blu-Ray is Suite! [featuring Dylan and Cole Sprouse] (2009)

(SNEEZES, GROANS)

Hey. I'm Dylan Sprouse,
and this is my brother, Cole.

- And we're from Disney Channel's
"The Suite Life on Deck".
- (GASPING) Hi.

- (SNEEZES)
- And I'm Kim Rhodes, their mom.

You mean, our mom on TV.

Whatever.

DYLAN: Anyway, we're here to perform
a live-action version of "Snow White".

I, of course, will be playing the
part of Prince Charming,

- and you've already met Sneezy.
- COLE: (SCOFFS) Oh, please.

If you're anyone, you're Dopey.

Actually, the real reason we're here

is to tell you about an amazing, new way
to watch movies

- called Disney Blu-Ray.
- DYLAN: Ah.

It's more than just a way to watch movies.

- It's an immersive experience.
- (OPENS CASE)

So is a bath. Why can't you
get excited about those?

(DYLAN GRUMBLES)

Wait, that's a Blu-Ray disc?
Looks just like a DVD.

COLE: Disney Blu-Ray discs
and DVDs may look identical,

but they're actually very different,

kind of like the 2 of us.

Ah, right. Blu-Ray is incredibly cool.

- (BOING)
- Like me.

Okay, but it also hold a ton
of information, like me.

DYLAN: Hey, I hold plenty
of information!

I meant useful information.

He's got you there.

Okay. But thanks to Blu-Ray's
protective layer,

- it's strong and tough like me.
- (LOUD CRUNCH)

Ow! Aw, a popcorn kernel!

Ooh, it was unpopped.

DYLAN: Ya see?

(KIM POPS IN DISC,
PLAYER CLOSES)

- (LION ROARING)
- For Narnia!

- (ROARS)
- And most importantly,

all of your favorite Disney
movies are available on Blu-Ray.

And because Blu-Ray discs have 5 times
the capacity of regular DVDs,

they have a much better picture.

COLE: Thanks to their brilliant 1080p resolution,

they offer the best in high definition.

You wanna see high definition.

Ka-pow! Ooh.

COLE: Anyway, on top of that
crystal clear picture,

Disney Blu-Ray features the best
high definition immersive sound...

up to 7.1 surround!

- So you can enjoy a cinematic,
auditory experience!
- (VOLUME GROWS LOUDER)

Plus, you could really crank it
when your brother uses words,

like "cinematic" and "auditory"!

(REMOTE BEEPS)

Dude! We want the movie to surrond us,

not the police.

KIM: Wow. Surround sound is cool.

Now I know what my neighbor means

when she talks about hearing the voices

all over her head.

Hmm. She has a Blu-Ray player?

KIM: Sadly, no.

And with Disney Blu-Ray,

you get exclusive interactive games.

(USING PIRATE ACCENT):
Aye! And I fancy a game of
"Liar's Dice"

from "Pirates of the Caribbean:
Dead Man's Chest",

where I'd be matching me mad gaming skills

against legendary pirates, Pintel and Ragetti.

- (WHOOSHES)
- COLE: I don't give a grog.

I'm playing the "Cars" car finder game,

where you search for cars

hidden within the movie.

- (BEEPING)
- Ah, ka-chow.

1 down, 216 to go.

Arrgh! You'd best be handing
that remote,

you bilge-sucking landlubber. Heh-heh.

PINTEL: Right... here we go.

Let's see what you've got!

Yeah, ha-ha! Arrgh.

You know, you don't look like a pirate,

you just look like a 1-eyed girl.

(PIRATES LAUGHING)

Even the chicken's laughing at ya now, laddie!

DYLAN: Gimme this!

- (COLE AND DYLAN BICKER)
- O-o-okay, that's enough!

Don't make me ground you, boys.

Once again, our only mom on TV.

Does this look like a face that cares?

- (GROANING)
- No, ma'am.

Okay, then. Back to Blu-Ray?

The best way to watch movies
in high definition ever.

TROY: (SINGING)
♪ This is the last chance to
make our mark

♪ History will know who we are

♪ This is the last game, so make it count

♪ It's now or never! ♪

And, you can even play all your
regular DVDs on your Blu-Ray player.

In fact, they'll look better than they ever did.

KIM: Okay, Blu-Ray sounds great,

but I bet it's a pain to set up.

Mm, nope. All you need to connect
your Blu-Ray player to your HDTV

is one cable. It's called HDMI,

"High Definition Multimedia Interface".

See? Even Dylan can do it.

Wow! One wire, nice.

No more cable spaghetti on the floor.

No, just real spaghetti.

Ooh! Dibs.

(GRUMBLING) Mmm...

Okay, I'm convinced...

and a little disgusted.

A Blu-Ray player, and... one cable.

COLE: Yep, that is all you need
to unlock the power of your

high definition TV,

and immersive yourself in
the ultimate picture,

superior sound, and amazing interactivity.

Wow! The whole family
can enjoy Blu-Ray together.

DYLAN: Big time. It puts the family

back in the family room.

Yeah, now if only I could get you
to put the bath back in the bathroom.

Okay, I get it. Geez!

Learn more at disneybluray.com.

Disney Blu-Ray

(TOGETHER) Magic in high definition.

(COLE SNEEZING)

Tinker Bell.

ANNOUNCER: Look for these and more
of your favorite Disney titles

on Disney Blu-Ray!