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You gotta get cracking, banana man!
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You gotta get on a stick.
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My doctor also told me to uhhh...
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you know chuckle eat more fruit
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so I had some PopTarts this morning
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Nice thin layer in there.
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You ever look at a PopTarts' box?
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They have directions on there
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audience member YEAHHHHH!
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Can... can there be a simpler food item
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than PopTarts?
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Like if directions weren't on
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there would somebody:
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"what the...
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how do I get that
goodness in me?!"
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What do you do?
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How do you get it done?
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You read man, that's what you do.
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They have 2 sets of directions
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in case you don't understand one set,
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you abandon that whole track,
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and get on something a little
easier for yourself.
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They have a set of toaster directions
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which, believe it or not,
is more than one step.
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How chuckle could there possibly
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be more than one step?
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I can only think of one.
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Step one: Toast the PopTart.
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Go ahead, toast 'em.
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Hey, are you still reading this?
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But they've managed to break them
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into smaller increments.
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These are some of the actual steps...
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I would love to be in the room
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watching somebody who has to
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consult these toaster steps.
