Gloria's Water Breaks at Manny's Surprise Party (Clip) | Modern Family | TBS

Hey, everybody. Sorry we're late.
We got caught doing a bunch of stuff.

Or not doing a bunch of stuff.

Okay, Manny is going to be here soon,
so let's go over the plan.

When we hear him coming,
we turn off the light.

Then when he comes in and turns it on,
we all scream,

Surprise!

You got a pen? I want to write this down.

He's coming up the driveway.

He's here early.

Hurry up!

Hurry, hurry!

Shh...

Quick! I don't want the neighbors to see us.

You're sure we're alone?
- Yeah. They're not home till six.

Good. Because I wanted to give you a
birthday present.

Actually, I'd like to see your face.

Ah!

It's harsh, I know. I've begged them
to put in a dimmer.

No.

Surprise.

- Manny, we're so sorry. We didn't meant to.
- What?

Ruin the greatest moment of my life?

Thanks again Mom.

And the surprise becomes the surpriser.
This party had everything.

Honey.

Manny, please come out.

Unless you're here to cut a food slot on my door,
you can leave now.

Nobody's going to make fun of you.

Kids make fun of you, if you get a haircut.

I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.

Oh, everybody's so excited to celebrate with you.

Ay no. The baby was ready,
but I was not.

It was bad enough that Manny
had to share his mother.

I couldn't let him share a birthday, too.

You stay in there.

I thought you wanted me to come out?

I do, I do. Come out.
We've stole you a beautiful birthday cake!

Gloria.

Tag out. Let me give it a shot.

Yes, you fix it.

Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this, kid.
That was rough.

Go away.

But there's an upside.

The best thing about kissing a girl
is you get to tell your friends.

The problem is, they never believe you.

But you had witnesses.

Huh. We're gonna be talking about this one
for years to come, aren't we?

You said it, Kenny.

Manny seems to me like a like a real old soul.

Kenny is amazing at telling the age of a soul.

Aw. Thanks, babe.

Age is nothing but a state of mind, you know?
- Yeah.

I mean, I'm probably more of a
fourteen year old than he is.

And believe me, I know fourteen year olds.

He has a fourteen year old daughter.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, cool.

Oh, honey, you don't have to do that.
They have a gardener. Trust me on this.

I want to, but you're just so wrong
about so many things.

Just keep practicing.

Hey, Cam. I'm so sorry that I insulted you earlier.

I thought that there was something going on at work,
and obviously, I was wrong.

Well you're wrong again. It is about work.
- This is a fun game.

I didn't bring it up before because I was embarrassed.

But yesterday was the best day I've had at work yet.

I clicked with the students.

The teachers. I finally felt like I belonged.

I get it.

You couldn't possibly get it.
I'm in the middle of my story.

I'm sorry.

Every day at 2:30, I call Lily and
we dunk a cookie together.

And yesterday I forgot. Forgot my own daughter.

And obviously she resents me for it.

That's why she asked you to marry her. To get back at me.

Okay. Here, I need to point out that she's five
and not a character from Dynasty.

And as much as I try to connect with her,
I just keep making it worse.

Maybe you're just trying too hard.

Everybody come in.
Manny's coming down.

Somebody pick up that towel before someone trips.

Daddy!
- Daddy is coming!

What's wrong with me?

Okay, everybody. So we sing,
then presents, then cake.

That's a Colombian tradition.

And we do not speak of what happened before.

Nobody saw anything.
That's another Colombian tradition.

Here he is, the man of the hour.

Happy!

Gloria. Are you okay?

No, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.

Ah!

No way! She peed!
- Her water broke.

So far, 14 is not my favorite age.

No. It's nothing. Keep singing.

Keep singing. Ay! Stop it!

We're gonna pop on over to the hospital.
Pizza's on the way.

You think about it, run a mop over this area.

Ay Manny, I'm so sorry, okay?

And the birthday video becomes a nature film.

Luke.

Come on.