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Annoying Orange: Annoying Pear

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    -[babbling]
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    [groaning]:
    Oh.
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    -Uh, how's it goin', Orange?
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    -Oh, you know...
    I'm... [groans]
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    -Dude, you don't look too good.
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    -[moans]
    Hey, hey Pear.
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    -Yeah? What is it, Orange?
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    -[retching]
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    -Agh!
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    -[groans]
    -Gross.
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    -I don't feel so good, Pear.
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    You're gonna have to take over.
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    -Sure, no pro--
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    wait... what?
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    Uhh...
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    Hey, hey Turnip? Hey.
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    Turnip, hey.
    -Hey, what's up, Pear?
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    -Yeah, it's just that I'm
    glad you could, uh, "turn up."
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    [chuckles]
    -What?
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    -You know, "turnip."
    [chuckles]
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    -What are you getting at, man?
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    -Nothing, it's just a joke.
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    You don't--turnip?
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    -W-what are you talking about?
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    You think I'm late?
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    -No, it's just--
    -I'm a late-blooming vegetable, all right?
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    I'm ready when I'm ready.
    -Okay, okay, okay.
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    -I'm not running on your schedule
    or anyone else's, you hear me?
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    -Okay. I'm sorry.
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    -You're bombing, Pear.
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    -Look, I've never done this before.
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    -Just call him something he's not.
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    That always works for me.
    -All right.
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    Hey, hey Turnip.
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    -I'm not talkin' to you.
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    -Good, 'cause you're just a fat radish.
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    [chuckles]
    Get it? Fat radish. Ha-ha.
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    -[crying]
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    -Whoa-whoa-whoa, Turnip, dude.
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    -Why are you doing this to me?
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    -Way to go, Pear.
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    -Geez, I didn't know he was gonna cry.
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    -Oh, my God, what's going on here?
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    -Pear made Turnip cry.
    -No, it's not like that.
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    -[sobbing]
    He called me fat.
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    -Pear! What's wrong with you?
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    -No, this is Orange's fault.
    He told me to do it.
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    -Hey, keep it down.
    I'm havin' a sick day over here.
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    -Is that all you have to
    say for yourself, Pear?
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    -Ehh--dude, you gotta
    help me get out of this.
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    What do I say now?
    -Oh, I don't know.
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    I just usually make funny noises.
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    Everyone loves that.
    -All right.
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    Hey, hey Turnip, hey.
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    -What do you want now?
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    -Hey, I bet you can't do this.
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    Owrr! Owrr! Owrr!
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    -Wha-- is that supposed to be me?
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    'Cause I'm fat, right?
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    'Cause I'm always eatin'.
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    -No, Pear's just trying to--
    you know-- cheer you up.
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    Right, Pear?
    -Owrr! Owrr!
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    -[sobbing]
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    You're a monster!
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    -Pear!
    -I'm sorry!
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    -No-no-no, you're
    doing it all wrong, Pear.
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    It's more like this.
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    Nya-nya-nya-nya,
    nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
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    -[chuckles]
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    [laughter]
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    -[retches]
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    -Eww!
    -Ewww!
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    -Ugh. I don't remember eating that.
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    -Uh, look.
    Why don't we all just call it a night?
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    Huh, guys?
    -Yeah, I second that.
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    -[sniffles]
    Okay.
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    -Oh... Hey! Hey, Fat Radish!
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    -Orange!
    -I'm not a fat radish!
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    -No, not you.
    Fat Radish.
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    -[slurps drink]
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    What's up with you, Orange?
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    -Knife!
    -Yaahh!
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
Annoying Orange: Annoying Pear
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:07
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