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Welcome to the late-night show!
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I'm your host, your guide for tonight's hush
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thank you for not switching the channel
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or your frequency or your binaural setting
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there are plenty of louder shows out there
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but you already know: we do things differently
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some nights here we whisper stories
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other nights quiet interviews drift by
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but tonight it's our quest night
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soft questions, softer answers
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and 3 Titans of tingles ready to compete
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before we meet them
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just know - whether you hear for whispers,
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the sounds or just escape a snoring neighbor -
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you're exactly where you need to be!
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take a deep breath in and gently exhale
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alright let's meet our first competitor
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all the way from the squishier side of the internet
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she's a full time content creator,
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part time marble wrangler
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and a strong believer that Orbeez
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are a legitimate currency
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please welcome - the one and only Ashhha!
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can I ask how many H's are there in your name?
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it changes depending on how relaxed I am
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inspiring
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and while some folks may assume
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her favorite trigger is spit paint
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[audience gasps]
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it is in fact wood scratching
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now contestant No. 2
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a legend in the world of library ambience
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give a paper-soft welcome to Mrs. Penrose!
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Mrs. Penrose thank you for joining us tonight
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and her favorite trigger -
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not the page flipping sound
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or the sound of a librarian
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judging someone else's choice
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but rather when a friend draws a picture of her
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and now our final challenger Allio - Rollio
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his favorite triggers are towel folding,
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feathers counting and pill sorting
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I wonder what's your occupation
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Allio - Rollio ?
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Pharmaceust
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'pharma' what?
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a pharmaceust
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Allio - Rollio - a pharmaceust
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is it just me
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or does everyone in the studio kind of look the same?
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now it's time to begin the game
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welcome to the soft board
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you can see six categories
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each one containing a delicate challenge
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ranging from a casual 100
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do 1,000 point hum
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choose wisely, the higher the points
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the deeper the performance
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here's how it works
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you pick a category and a point value
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I read your challenge
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the first to press their button gets to perform
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if you deliver the answer that's both true and tingly
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you win the points
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but beware, not all answers are about being correct
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some are about being convincing
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and sometimes dear contestants
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the audience decides
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[audience cheering]
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so are you ready?
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Ashhha would you do us an honor of choosing
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the very first category
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Tactile Triggers for 100
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tactile triggers for 100 and your task
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listen closely... guess the sound
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you may only answer if you push the button
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Asha!
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Tapping
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on what exactly?
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a table
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no
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Allio-Rolleo
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a plastic bag or a fake leather jacket
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possibly a purse
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that is correct!
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let's show everyone what it was
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I think I saw this purse somewhere
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and just like that
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Allio-Rolleo earns his first 100 points
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Allio-Rolleo, the board is yours
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whispering 300
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whispering for 300
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and guess inaudible whispering
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now the phrase you're about to hear is real
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barely... guess what is being said
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[inaudible whispering]
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Mrs. Penrose!
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I kissed your cousin at the theater
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no Allio-Rolleo!
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I keep your bones in the freezer
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no! let's listen to the phrase again
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[inaudible whispering]
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Asha
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I hid your comb in the teapot
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and that is correct: I hid your comb in the teapot
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and a 300 point win for Asha
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congratulations!
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Miss Penrose your answer was wildly inaccurate
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but I would absolutely watch that play
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Asha the stage is yours
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what will it be?
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let's do food sounds for 500
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um
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it's time for one of our most delicate games
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"fake or real" or as I would like to call it
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to eat or not to eat
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each of you gets three mysterious objects
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you may not touch, you may not smell
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look closely and decide - skip or eat
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get it wrong - no points
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one correct guess earns you 100 points
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two gets you 300, but if you trust your instincts
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and guess all three right
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you walk away with 600
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Asha you're in the lead, go first
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object No. 1
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skip
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correct, that was real money
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object No. 2
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eat
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yes, that was an edible flower
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the last object
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skip
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oh no, that was edible
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two out of three impressive instinct Asha
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but the crystal fooled flower child
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Asha earns 300 points. Allio-Rolleo
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it's your turn to face fake or
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real, object one
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skip
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correct that was a real crystal
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object 2
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Skip
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also correct just a flower
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real but not an edible kind... unless you're a butterfly
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object three
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that was real
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they ate a scroll with no hesitation
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incorrect yes but iconic
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that's 300 points for Allio-Rolleo
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Mrs. Penrose the floor is yours
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oh I do hope everything is edible
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a noble wish... object one
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eat
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correct, that's an edible dollar
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stack... economy never tasted so good
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object two
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skip
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also correct
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a flower from our lobby... do not eat our lobby
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object 3
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Skip
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a whisper perfect performance
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and 600 points for the lady of the library
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this must be the quietest rivalry I've ever seen
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and possibly the tastiest
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don't change the channel, stay with us
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we'll be back after a short commercial
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right here on Atmosphere Television Network
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did you ever wish to remember every bright dream
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and leave your nightmares behind?
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atmosphere Dreamtrace
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listens to the secret rhythms of your sleep
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guiding your mind to keep what you love
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and let the rest drift away
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dream deep, wake clear: atmosphere dreamtrace
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step aboard Avians of Accord
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where every journey feels like a wonder
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from seamless check-ins to tranquil skies
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we return Serenity to every mile you fly
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your journey should feel
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as peaceful as your destination
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rediscover thoughtful comfort above the clouds
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fly wisely
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meet your backpack sized box of calm
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the travel ASMR kit tucked inside a sturdy little
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box are all the basic tools young creators need
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a mini mic, comfy earphones,
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soothing slime and soft surprises to tap,
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brush and squish
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bring the tingles with you wherever you wander
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travel calm anytime, anywhere
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welcome back!
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you didn't switch, I knew you wouldn't
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good ears make good choices
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now normally we'd return to the board
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but we have a tie for the lead
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so the board has chosen for us
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visual triggers for 700 points
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and this round is for the audience to judge
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Asha has chosen kinetic sand
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Miss Penrose has chosen soap
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Allio-Rolleo, predictably dramatic, has brought ice
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each of you
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will vote for the performance that moved you most
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and based on your whispers of approval
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first place will receive a thousand points
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second 500 and third respectful
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100 points... no one leaves quiet stage empty handed
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contestants begin
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Asha you're first
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thank you Asha
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Mrs. Penrose
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your turn
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thank you Mrs. Penrose
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Allio-Rolleo now it's your turn
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that was incredibly soothing
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half the audience is asleep
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the other half has to vote
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whose performance brought you the softest delight?
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the hushiest hush, the deepest tingles...
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place your votes and try not to wake your neighbor
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the votes have been counted
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and we can clearly see the winner of this round
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with 1100 points Allio-Rolleo takes the lead
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which means dear sir
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the board is yours - choose your next category
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binaural Olympics 700
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Basic pan, alternating hands, stereo storytelling
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Allio-Rolleo you choose first
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basic pan
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Asha?
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alternating hands
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and that leaves Mrs. Penrose with stereo storytelling
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this is also a vote round and audience
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or what's left of it will choose the winner
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this time there's only one so try hard for your 700
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Allio-Rolleo please
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thank you
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Asha
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relax
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relax
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thank you,,, Asha is that a dream trace on your hair?
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no
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whatever
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Mrs. Penrose your turn
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"the librarian who danced"
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they say there was once a librarian
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a rather proper woman pressed collars
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polished spectacles
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knew every spine on the shelf by heart
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but after closing time
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she'd slip off her shoes and dance between the shelves
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quietly of course
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Just a whisper of a waltz.
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one evening she hosted a very unapproved poetry night
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after hours... candlelight
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red wine in teacups
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someone read from a banned book
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and someone else kissed a philosopher
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they say the headmaster never found out
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but the little button on the front door
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still rings
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they say she still visits the library
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just to rearrange the romance section
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thank you Mrs. Penrose
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it's time to vote
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whose sound made your ears lean in
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while the votes settle
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I'll take a moment with my Evening companion
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lilac brew - floral, warm, slightly unreal
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alright we have a leader
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and now at the top of our gentle tower of points
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we have Mrs. Penrose
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our midnight librarian the board is yours
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hmm
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um
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[inaudible]
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I could remind Miss Penrose
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that our TV time is technically limited
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but I'd rather
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she keeps choosing things exactly like that
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Foley Studio for 1,000
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Mrs. Penrose has chosen Foley Studio for 1,000
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let's see
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imitate the sound of nature... while they prepare
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I should mention
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I'm wearing my Dreamtrace bracelet tonight
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I hope you are too
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after all we want to remember tonight's softest dreams
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don't we?
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Asha show us your flame I assume
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Allio-Rolleo
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you know for a moment there
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I thought you were about to cook something
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snow or soup I suppose
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with Allio-Rolleo
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it's always a surprise... Miss Penrose your turn
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I suppose it's the ocean
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it seems our noble voters are fast asleep
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so there's no winner for this round
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but since our little game must drift to its end
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and by every hush and whisper measure tonight Mrs
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Penrose you are the winner of the entire evening
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congratulations!
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before we say goodnight, I enjoyed those nature sounds
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far too much to let them stand alone
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let's have our editors merge them into one
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gentle stream
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oh look at Miss Penrose trying to hug other contestants
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I'd love to help
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but I'm afraid even our editors' skills aren't that good
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ah
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I'm on the northern shore
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wrapped in the blanket by the fire
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listening to distant fishermen crunch across the snow
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maybe we need just one more thing
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that's it
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perfect
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thank you for staying awake
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or asleep with us tonight
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keep your dreamtrace on
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carry this shore into your dreams
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and remember: no matter how loud the world gets
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there's always somewhere soft to listen
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goodnight!
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from all of us at Atmosphere Television Network
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come in come in, there you are
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some say a library is only shelves and dust
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but I know better... old pages teach you how to listen
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tonight
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I thought I might show you a few of my favorite
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books I read
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when the rain won't stop tapping at the window
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a touch of danger, a touch of romance
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a soft promise that the next page always waits for you
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So settle in, won’t you?
No need to whisper back
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I’ll do it for both of us
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shall we begin
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the secret by Katerina Diamond
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a dark twisty thriller
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about secrets that destroy friendships and lives
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a small town,
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things best left buried.
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a reminder that not every secret belongs between pages
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but some do
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safely locked away
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Killer Instinct by Joseph Finder
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a corporate thriller
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a regular guy is drawn into dangerous power games
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when he meets an old friend with a lethal edge
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a cautionary tale sometimes
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the wrong friendships
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teaches you exactly what you're capable of
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The Essence of the Thing
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a witty sharply observed novel about
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a woman suddenly dumped by her lover
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and finding herself set in 1990s London
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proof that
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even broken hearts can become the best kind of story
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and that London's drizzle hides good wine
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and better gossip
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Carte Blanche - A modern James Bond thriller
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Bond is reborn in 21st century
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with new gadgets and fresh license to kill
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a familiar name
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and rather more complicated as ever before
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It’s a Kind of Magic
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a light romantic comedy
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about a woman whose boyfriend leaves her
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only for her to discover magic in herself in the chaos
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sometimes magic is as simple as knowing when to let go
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and when to dance in your kitchen alone
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ah
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a best selling Visit from the Goon Squad
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a Pulitzer winning novel
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that jumps through time and characters, tracing lives
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connected by the music industry
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a book about aging, regrets and moments lost
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a patchwork of people and decades
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showing us that time is the real thief
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and memory its loyal accomplice
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Blackout by Marc Elsberg
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thriller about a massive power grid failure
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that plunges Europe into chaos
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a terrifyingly real scenario
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when the lights go out
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we discover who we are in the dark
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and who's been waiting there all along
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of course
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Anne of Green Gables a beloved classic
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the adventures of Anne Shirley,
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an imaginative orphan girl
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finding her place in rural Canada
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a reminder that daydreams
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stubbornness and a good cup of raspberry cordial
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can change the world
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and the last one Wie viel Leben passt in eine Tüte?
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the survival kit
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A young adult novel about a girl
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dealing with grief after her mother's death
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using the survival kit her mom left dying
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sometimes hope lies in simple things
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when someone
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we love knows how to leave the right notes behind
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good night