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Being a Dickhead's Cool

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    Got on the train from Cambridgeshire
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    Moved down to an east-London flat
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    Got a moustache and low-cut vest
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    Some purple leggings and a sailor tat
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    Just one gear on my fixie bike
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    Got a plus-one here for my gig tonight
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    I play synth
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    We all play synth
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    20-20 vision, just a pair of empty frames
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    Dressing like a nerd although I never got the grades
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    I remember when the kids at school would call me names
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    Now we're taking over their estates
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    Wooooooooah
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    I love my life as a dickhead
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    All my friends are dickheads, too
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    Come with me, let's be dickheads
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    Haven't you heard?
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    cool, coooool
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    Polaroid app on my iPhone
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    Taking pictures on London Fields
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    Up on the blog so everyone knows:
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    We're having new-age fun with a vintage feel
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    Coolest kids at a warehouse rave
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    Exclusive list; look: there's my name
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    I got in
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    You couldn't get in
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    Never bought a pack of fags, I only roll my own
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    Plugging in my laptop at the Starbucks down the road
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    Say I work in media, I'm really on the dole
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    I'm the coolest guy you'll ever know
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    Wooooooah
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    I love my life as a dickhead
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    All my friends are dickheads, too
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    Come with me, let's be dickheads
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    Haven't you heard?
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    Oh, being a dickhead's cool
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    Being a dickhead's cool
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    Being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool
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    Loafers with no socks
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    Electro-pop meets Southern hip-hop
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    Indeterminate sex preference
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    Something retro on my necklace
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    Basically, I'm a part-time blogger
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    and I design my own jewellery line,
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    which is, like, a mix of religious iconography,
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    kind of with a Saved by the Bell vibe?
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    I organise a vegan crunk night
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    Eh yeah, I'm currently writing my own magazine,
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    and it's all about my balls
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    We're putting on this rave in this abandoned mosque
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    and all the proceeds are going to that thing that happened
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    in the middle east or Africa, or whatever?
Title:
Being a Dickhead's Cool
Video Language:
English
Duration:
02:43

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