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Got on the train from Cambridgeshire
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Moved down to an east-London flat
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Got a moustache and low-cut vest
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Some purple leggings and a sailor tat
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Just one gear on my fixie bike
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Got a plus-one here for my gig tonight
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I play synth
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We all play synth
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20-20 vision, just a pair of empty frames
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Dressing like a nerd although I never got the grades
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I remember when the kids at school would call me names
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Now we're taking over their estates
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Wooooooooah
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I love my life as a dickhead
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All my friends are dickheads, too
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Come with me, let's be dickheads
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Haven't you heard?
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Being a dickhead's cool
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Being a dickhead's cool
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Being a dickhead's cool
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Being a dickhead's cool
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cool, coooool
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Polaroid app on my iPhone
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Taking pictures on London Fields
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Up on the blog so everyone knows:
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We're having new-age fun with a vintage feel
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Coolest kids at a warehouse rave
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Exclusive list; look: there's my name
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I got in
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You couldn't get in
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Never bought a pack of fags, I only roll my own
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Plugging in my laptop at the Starbucks down the road
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Say I work in media, I'm really on the dole
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I'm the coolest guy you'll ever know
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Wooooooah
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I love my life as a dickhead
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All my friends are dickheads, too
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Come with me, let's be dickheads
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Haven't you heard?
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Being a dickhead's cool
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Oh, being a dickhead's cool
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Being a dickhead's cool
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Being a dickhead's cool cool cooooool
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Loafers with no socks
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Electro-pop meets Southern hip-hop
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Indeterminate sex preference
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Something retro on my necklace
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Basically, I'm a part-time blogger
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and I design my own jewellery line,
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which is, like, a mix of religious iconography,
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kind of with a Saved by the Bell vibe?
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I organise a vegan crunk night
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Eh yeah, I'm currently writing my own magazine,
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and it's all about my balls
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We're putting on this rave in this abandoned mosque
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and all the proceeds are going to that thing that happened
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in the middle east or Africa, or whatever?