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GO UPSTAIRS!!! - (HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY INTERACTIVE)

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    -You are now watching an interactive video from Haunted House Party.
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    Click anywhere to start at the beginning
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    if you dare.
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    -All right, gang.
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    It's time to go upstairs.
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    -I love upstairs.
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    -Guys?
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    Guys?!
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    [tumbling down stairs, bones crack]
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    -Oh, my God.
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    -[snickers] Damn!
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    That clumsy bitch went down like the Titanic, son!
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    -Wow, she wasn't even killed by a ghost.
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    -Oh, well.
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    -Whoa, guys, come check this out.
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    -This is crazy.
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    -It says a man who lived here died in the 1900s.
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    His name was Mike Hawk.
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    -Ha!
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    Sorry, it sounded like you said "my cock".
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    [laughter]
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    -It did.
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    -But why is this place haunted?
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    What does it even mean?
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    -[gasps] Oh, my God!
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    Joy Behar finally left The View?
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    [disappointed] Oh.
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    -[distorted voice]: Vanessa, come in, Vanessa.
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    -Vanessa? Who's Vanessa?
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    -It says here Hawk murdered Vanessa
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    after she cheated on him with a man named Ned.
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    -Hey, Felicia, why are you in that picture?
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    -What are you talking about?
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    -Look.
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    -Oh, my God.
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    You look just like Vanessa.
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    He must be talking to you.
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    -Well, I'm not going anywhere.
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    I could get killed.
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    It doesn't matter if I look like here.
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    -Well, you don't really look like her.
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    I mean, she's pretty and you're fucking beat.
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    -Yeah, you totes shatter boners.
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    -Don't worry, you guys.
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    I got this.
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    -If eyes could speak
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    One look would say everything
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    About the way you smile, the way you laugh
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    The way you dress, the way your beauty leaves me breathless
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    If eyes could speak
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    -I'm done.
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    -No fucking way.
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    -You gay guys are really good at that.
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    -Thanks, but I'm not gay.
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    -Yeah, you're not gay like I'm not fucking rad, ah?
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    -All right, Felicia,
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    you ready to meet your ghost husband?
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    Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Title:
GO UPSTAIRS!!! - (HAUNTED HOUSE PARTY INTERACTIVE)
Video Language:
English
Duration:
03:30

English subtitles

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