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-What's happenin', guys?
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All right, I'm gonna show you what may very well be
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the greatest man on the Internet.
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No, wait. First, let me do this one.
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Have you guys ever seen a talking raven?
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-Waka waka waka waka.
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Nevermore.
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Waka waka waka wak.
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Nevermore.
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Quoth The Raven.
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I don't think that's how the poem went.
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Anyway, the person who sent this to me was like,
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"That's so Raven!"
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Touche.
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Now, as creepy as this bird is,
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people are telling me this video is fake.
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Which makes sense, 'cause that bird kind of sounds like that Microsoft text-to-speech, don't he?
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-Nevermore.
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Waka waka waka wak.
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-Either that or he was raised by Fozzy Bear.
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All right, there's this morning show is New Zealand.
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And one of the hosts here is about to announce the name of a diplomat.
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Now, the diplomat's name is Diksit, but it's spelled like this.
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Yeah, I know.
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The name is apparently Indian
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and I guess the host, like, finds it funny.
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-Also, the Dipshit woman.
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[laughs] What's her name?
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Dikshit. [snickers]
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Is it Dikshit?
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-Diksit.
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-Dik-sit.
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-Oh, Diksit.
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-I know it does Paul, but it's not that.
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It's--there she is--Sheila Dikshit.
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[laughing squeakily]
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-Really, dude?
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What are you, twelve?
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Hey man, the fifth grade called.
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They want their...
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fifth grade back--shut up.
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Now here's the worst part:
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Sheila Dikshit is a respected Indian diplomat
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and this dude can't get over her name.
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-So, how--we asked Mrs. Dikshit--[cracking up]
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--of the apartments was like--
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-Now, this video got like 100,000 views in four days,
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and admittedly, it's funny to watch him laugh.
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But then he says something...
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-Anyway, and it's so appropriate 'cause she's Indian.
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So it should be Dick-in-shit, wouldn't she?
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-Sss..ahh...yeah.
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Not sure if that joke's gonna fly on a network morning show.
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And you know the entire country of Indian saw that and was like, "Oh no, he didn't."
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I can't be mad at the guy though,
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'cause if I hosted a network morning show, that's exactly how I would be.
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Except that I would wait for the woman to get on the show and then I'd be like...
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"Ahh, your name is Dikshit!
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Dikshit in da house!"
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Okay, so here it is.
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Are you ready for it?
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Now let me introduce you to this guy.
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And this guy may very well be the greatest man on the Internet.
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Literally, all he does is look at the camera with a little pedo-smile.
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Oh, you didn't miss anything.
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He's just smiling.
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Looking back at the world with that date-rape face.
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Just look at him,
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making sex eyes at you, ain't he?
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This is how every porn movie starts.
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[sexy R&B music playing]
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All right, I'm not gonna lie guys,
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this dude's pedo-smile could seduce anyone.
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Let me put it this way,
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before he saw this guy,
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Doogie Howser was straight.
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No, but this guy's date rape face was enough to get his video over 800,000 views.
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And of course,
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I mean, you just look at him creepin' and you can't help but laugh.
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And then you show your friends and then they start laughing,
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and then you show this talk show host and he starts laughing.
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-[laughing]
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-Anyway,
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greatest man on the Internet, right there.
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But you know what else is great?
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My pedo-smile.
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[sexy R&B music playing]
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Yeah, that was terrible.
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And not nearly as awesome as the comment question of the day,
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which comes from a user named, bing!, and she said...
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-If you saw or met Lindsay Lohan at a party,
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what would you say to her?
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-So if you saw Lindsay Lohan at a party,
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what would you say?
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Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comments section below
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or on Facebook or Twitter.
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But thanks for watching today's episode of =3.
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I'm Ray William Johnson and I approve this message.
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So tell me guys,
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what's the meaning of life?
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[Stalkin' Your Mom by Wax playing]
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Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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-[laughing]