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Tim Hawkins on Bananas - Playground Mishaps

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    Playgrounds were dangerous
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    when we were kids.
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    They got these safe playground-
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    You can't get hurt
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    on a playground today.
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    Remember the merry-go-round?
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    Wasn't much merry about
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    the merry-go-round- was there.
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    No there was not.
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    The terror-go-round
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    is what it was.
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    You knew that ride was over
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    when you were flung into the gravel.
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    You knew that ride was over.
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    Nothing left but tough skin,
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    jeans and blood.
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    "I think that's Jim."
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    "I think."
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    Had those metal slides.
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    Go 100 degrees in your shorts.
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    "EEEEEEEEEEEE"
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    "I'm halfway down dude."
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    "I got a skin graft going on here man."
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    "I smell something burning."
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    Or the teeter totter.
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    That one taught you
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    trust didn't it?
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    You're up top,
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    kid whould get off.
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    "AAHHHHH"
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    High Pitched: "See you later!"
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    "I'm going to the hospital."
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    The worst ones were
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    the animals on the coil.
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    They look so innocent
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    too, don't they?
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    Throw your head off your neck
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    "WOOOOOO!"
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    "I'm not hungry anymore ma."
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    Captioned by Danyoul
Title:
Tim Hawkins on Bananas - Playground Mishaps
Duration:
02:03

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