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Tim Hawkins on Bananas - Playground Mishaps

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Playgrounds were dangerous
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when we were kids.
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They got these safe playground-
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You can't get hurt
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on a playground today.
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Remember the merry-go-round?
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Wasn't much merry about
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the merry-go-round- was there.
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No there was not.
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The terror-go-round
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is what it was.
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You knew that ride was over
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when you were flung into the gravel.
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You knew that ride was over.
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Nothing left but tough skin,
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jeans and blood.
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"I think that's Jim."
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"I think."
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Had those metal slides.
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Go 100 degrees in your shorts.
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"EEEEEEEEEEEE"
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"I'm halfway down dude."
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"I got a skin graft going on here man."
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"I smell something burning."
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Or the teeter totter.
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That one taught you
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trust didn't it?
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You're up top,
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kid whould get off.
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"AAHHHHH"
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High Pitched: "See you later!"
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"I'm going to the hospital."
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The worst ones were
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the animals on the coil.
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They look so innocent
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too, don't they?
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Throw your head off your neck
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"WOOOOOO!"
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"I'm not hungry anymore ma."
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Title:: Tim Hawkins on Bananas - Playground Mishaps
Duration:: 02:03

Sebastian Andrade-Miles edited English subtitles for Tim Hawkins on Bananas - Playground Mishaps

Oct 24, 2010, 9:58 PM

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Sebastian Andrade-Miles Oct 24, 2010, 9:58 PM